 Notables - TC PARENT CHILD MATCH: Malone and Papa Malone advance over McGoop and Pickle. Congrats!!
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POP: 1st group finishes 4 hours and 10, 2nd group in 4:15 and last group in 4:10. NICE!
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NOTABLE: Pepilepu takes his shoes, socks and some unmentionables off and successfully splashes out of the water on 12!!
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NOTABLE: Not to be outdone, Iron Maiden leaves everything on and splashes out of the water on #15 and almost goes into the drink. That would have been a Woodie Austin. The expression on her face - priceless!!
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CULLIGAN DOGGIE REPORT: 5 doggies taken today worth 12 bones each with 3 won by Malone (#3 @27ft, #8 @12ft and #16 @14ft), and singletons won by Pepilepu (#10 @25ft), and McGoop (#16 @5ft). Congrats!!
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EVOLUTION PHYSIO SKINS REPORT: 3 skins worth 18 bones each all won by Malone with birdies on #4, 6 and 7. Excellent!!
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Thank you, thank you, thank you to Iron Maiden our Skin Mistress and Pepilepu our Doggie Master for volunteering, for your great reports and for the entertaining splash outs!!
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NOTABLE: 9 Slammer shoot below their scoring medium! But this is match play so score doesn't matter!
 Quotables
- Pull carts 7 plus tax!! Why?
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Andy, sorry I had chili last night!!
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1st group: There was no one in front of us and no one behind us!!
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I've never seen a steam roller on the greens!!
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You're down the middle...you don't have to look left and then right!!
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Nice steamrolling job!!
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My balls have purple lines on them...Have you seen a Dr.?!!
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Pepilepu runs to the bathroom just before tee off to visit some relatives or at least leave his mark!!
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Ohhhhhhhh dam that was a toe jam shot!!...Does it taste good?
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Did I tell you that I never eagled this hole?!!
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I found a perogie.......ohhhhhhh, a prov!!
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After IM splashes out of the water..."Do I have shit on my face...I felt something dripping off of my hat"!!
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But shit happens!!
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It was almost like a bidet!!
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PM to IM: Please pull it!!
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IM to PM: Do you want me to hold it?
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Do you want me to pull it...hands off please!!
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You got a 6. Thank you Mrs. Bookie!!
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Did group 2 call each other this morning to colour coordinate with a white shirt and black shorts?!
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You're a fashionistas...you would have made Cuba proud!!
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PizzaMan changes his shirt and hat between event 1 and 2 just to look good and refreshed! Are you a girl?
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What happens in Myrtle Beach goes on to Facebook!!
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I hope that the golf tees holding my club sandwich are unused and clean!!
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Wed Jul 3, 2013
Summary
Its a double header Wednesday with Slamming under near perfect conditions. A 7:30 start time for the 1st event was great with the coolness of the morning helping Slammers to score. And score they did as the this event registers the lowest event scoring average of the season. We expect the second event OC by PizzaMan to do the same. Fun and bantering accented the Slammer foursomes as we enjoyed Slammer match play golf and the Slammership. After Canada Day, today's 18 holes, the 19 hole patio and the near perfect conditions makes us believe that summer with its hot dry days is here to stay. Salute to Slammer Match play and Slammership and may we enjoy many more events like today!!
| Stars |
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Malone |
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How did this guy get 1st star today? Well the choice was obvious. Malone wins his only match against McGoop and the team of Malone and Papa Malone advance in the Parent Child TC division. Malone has 4 birdies, 3 skins, 3 puppies and is the big bones winner today. He punctuates his performance by having his personal best of this season. Great job at a critical time! |
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IronMaiden |
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Iron Maiden has a great performance as well today going 3-0-0 by taking out KidsClub, Pepilepu and PizzaMan. She registers an "A" class score, has her personal best of the season and jumps some 40 odd spots. Well guys she is back. Congratulations!! |
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Old Spice |
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Well we don't know if this guy can help improve your mansmell but one thing is for sure he had a stellar match play performance today that smelt pretty good. Good enough for 3rd star. Old Spice goes undefeated taking out PokerFace, Ruskie and Snake. He had a stellar performance and has a birdie to boot. Outstanding!! |
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Stats
- Attendance: 12
- Scoring Average: 85
- Birdie Average: 0.75
- Course Rating: 9
- Best aspects of course: Greens were in excellent condition. Slammers witnessed a roller rolling the greens after cutting which made them fast.
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $48
- EG Member: $43
- EG Unl. Member: $38
Total for The Kids
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Ruskie [210] |
Snake [82] |
15 |
Snake [82] |
Old Spice [39] |
12 |
| IronMaiden [84] |
PizzaMan [46] |
16 |
KidsClub [126] |
IronMaiden [84] |
14 |
| IronMaiden [84] |
Pepilepu [61] |
16 |
PokerFace [85] |
Old Spice [39] |
15 |
| Ruskie [210] |
PokerFace [85] |
16 |
KidsClub [126] |
PizzaMan [46] |
16 |
|
|
|
McGoop [52] |
Malone [23] |
17 |
|
|
|
Ruskie [210] |
Old Spice [39] |
17 |
|
|
|
Pepilepu [61] |
PizzaMan [46] |
18 |
|
|
|
KidsClub [126] |
Pepilepu [61] |
18 |
|
|
|
PokerFace [85] |
Snake [82] |
18 |
|
|
|
Papa Malone [111] |
Pickle (r) [54] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
Old Spice |
82 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
IronMaiden |
83 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
PizzaMan |
85 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Ruskie |
86 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Malone |
70 |
4 |
0 |
3 |
36 |
3 |
48 |
1-0-0 |
2 |
|
Pepilepu |
85 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Snake |
91 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Pickle (r) |
90 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-0-1 |
1 |
|
Papa Malone |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-0-1 |
1 |
|
McGoop |
74 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
12 |
0 |
0 |
0-1-0 |
0 |
|
PokerFace |
92 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
KidsClub |
92 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
36 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
35 |
71 |
|
| Malone |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
3 |
6 |
34 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
36 |
70 |
3 |
| McGoop |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
36 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
38 |
74 |
0 |
| Old Spice |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
40 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
42 |
82 |
0 |
| IronMaiden |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
39 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
8 |
4 |
44 |
83 |
0 |
| Pepilepu |
5 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
42 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
43 |
85 |
0 |
| PizzaMan |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
44 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
41 |
85 |
0 |
| Ruskie |
4 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
46 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
40 |
86 |
0 |
| Pickle (r) |
8 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
48 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
42 |
90 |
0 |
| Papa Malone |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
47 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
44 |
91 |
0 |
| PokerFace |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
44 |
4 |
8 |
3 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
48 |
92 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
|
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
|
3 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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