The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

TC Match - the first of this season's third round matches happened today. Third seed Cuba defeated 8th {amended to 6th} seeded Blue 3 and 2, to advance to the fourth round. All of this and playing in the Feature Group today.
Notable two - was that there was no toilet paper awarded during this shotgun event.
Maybe the only Slammer event that didn't have presentations afterwards. Sunny - the surprised Doggie Master did a remarkable job at collecting the bones. Cuba seemed equally surprised to find out that he was the Skins Master, but embraced the duty and did a great job, with some help from his friends Pearls and Blue. Each puppy had a 35 bone value and I have your bones Duke & Vinnie. The skins were worth 26 bones each and first timer Mac collected two of those.
Notable four is that because this colossal celebration ended too late to ensure the stats were entered before Tuesday's event at Outaouais, I have had more time to actually do a write up and temporarily go back to a lengthy Grumpy report.
Notable five to all of you readers - warning about the tee blocks at Canadian - there are now only four colours. Gold, Orange, White, and Black.
McGoop makes the sixth notable - NO BIRDIE EVENT! Where does he do it? At the course that sponsors our Birdie race. Thank you Canadian G&CC! - Dale , we will see you at the Slammies.
MILESTONE ALERT - Rulz had a birdie on the fifth hole today, he was the fifth Slammer to get his 350th career bird.

Quotables

"senior TC match for us Blue, are we up at the red tees yet?"
"I am the Doggie Master?"
"My pen is envious only on the course."
"Put your shirt back on. PLEASE!"
"My putting sucks... I hate putting!" (from the youngest slammer)
"What! I am the Skin Master?"
"The closest to the six pack concert on eighteen."

Mon Jul 1, 2013

Summary
CANADA DAY @ Canadian. All systems were a go. Canadian owners, pros, assistants, and staff were A1. The Executive Golf set up team arrived to find a pretty special putting contest set up, then went about their business of making it all look magical. I even heard rumours that ShortStack was on time! Announcements, contests - or was it concerts? {I guess that you had to be there!}. Then the trains to the starting holes and the shotgun start. Seeing as all play at the same pace, at a full shotgun, and our group was done in four and a half hours - everybody MUST have been as well. YES readers - this was a 4.5 hour shotgun. CONGRATS to all golfers. Apres golf - there was an awesome meal and many many prizes. This was all a fundraiser to help out Lamplighters and especially the Refuse2Lose Team Bryce. Our own Malone was the MC and performed some of his best (a positive maturing from this observer). Even the weather man complied with our wishes. What about EG? Taking over the managing of this event - and there we were - 150 strong - standing at attention and singing the anthem together ... WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE!

Stars
	F6Noob (r)
	Going out as the Power ranking group number 1, F6 has to play with the added distraction of a Senior TC match happening beside him. At the end of 18 and after a second and third recount he departs unscathed, and goes home 3-0, and newly ensconced as #5, the highest ranking Slammer at the event. Did I mention distractions? Although I wasnt there to hear it - I assume being the only one playing from the golds whilst two A players and a Canadian member played way up at the orange tees, there may have been some observations and suggestions.
	Mac (r)
	Inaugural event for this "friend of McGoop". He plays along with three birds in a group consisting of 2/3 of the Suns and some guy named Rulz. Two of his birds were good for skins, bringing his per event winnings somewhere up there with McGoop and Dracula. His first victim was SunnyBoy who he ended 7 and 6. One hole later Rulz succumbs 7 and 5. His final match went down to the eighteenth {hole nine}, where his bogey beat Sunny's double to earn a draw and go undefeated. As a result of Rulz's upset the day before, he had moved into 7th spot on the ladder. Therefore Mac who had started the day with that unranked status - showing up on the sheet as 999, ends up as our new 8. Had he of gone 0-3 he would be 686... quite a jump!
	SunShine
	The only veteran to earn a star today is SunShine. She stayed cool as she took down the mighty Iron Maiden on the eighteenth hole. Remember readers that this event started on the 13th hole for this group. She also defeated Grumpy & NikeMom for the perfect 3-0. I suggest that there will be many eyes on her targetted back as her upset vaulted SunShine from 143rd to 76th.

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 28
Scoring Average: 93
Birdie Average: 0.61
Course Rating: 8
Best aspects of course: Bubba in a Hummer!

Kids

The Kids earned $20

Event Fees

ST Member: $100
EG Member: $90
EG Unl. Member: $80

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Sunny [B12]	Rulz [A5]	16	The Game [B41]	McGoop [O6]	10
Vinnie (r) [B16]	Turtle [B15]	16	Personality Plus (r) [D138]	Duke [A43]	10
SunShine [B59]	IronMaiden [B30]	16	Personality Plus (r) [D138]	Panda [D13]	11
F6Noob (r) [A37]	Blue [A24]	16	BearCat [B17]	McGoop [O6]	12
The Game [B41]	BearCat [B17]	18	Panda [D13]	Duke [A43]	12
F6Noob (r) [A37]	Cuba [A2]	18	Panda [D13]	Dizz (r) [C2]	12
			SunnyBoy [B47]	Sunny [B12]	13
			chill [B34]	Malone [O3]	13
			SunnyBoy [B47]	Mac (r) [Unr]	13
			Swanny [A16]	Malone [O3]	14
			Blue [A24]	Cuba [A2]	14
			Pickle (r) [O9]	The Game [B41]	14
			SunnyBoy [B47]	Rulz [A5]	15
			Bubba [C33]	PizzaMan [A21]	15
			Grumpy [D4]	SunShine [B59]	15
			Hubby (r) [B25]	Cuba [A2]	15
			NikeMom (r) [C192]	SunShine [B59]	15
			Vinnie (r) [B16]	PizzaMan [A21]	15
			Rulz [A5]	Mac (r) [Unr]	16
			ShortStack [A35]	Malone [O3]	16
			BearCat [B17]	Pickle (r) [O9]	16
			ShortStack [A35]	Swanny [A16]	16
			Bubba [C33]	Vinnie (r) [B16]	16
			Turtle [B15]	PizzaMan [A21]	17
			Bubba [C33]	Turtle [B15]	17
			Grumpy [D4]	IronMaiden [B30]	17
			Hubby (r) [B25]	F6Noob (r) [A37]	17
			Dizz (r) [C2]	Duke [A43]	17
			Mac (r) [Unr]	Sunny [B12]	18
			NikeMom (r) [C192]	Grumpy [D4]	18
			Hubby (r) [B25]	Blue [A24]	18
			chill [B34]	Swanny [A16]	18
			chill [B34]	ShortStack [A35]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Duke	91	0	0	1	35	0	0	3-0-0	6
Malone	82	1	0	0	0	1	26	3-0-0	6
F6Noob (r)	80	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
PizzaMan	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
SunShine	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Mac (r)	79	3	0	0	0	2	52	2-0-1	5
Sunny	78	2	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Vinnie (r)	95	0	0	1	35	0	0	2-1-0	4
McGoop	76	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
Cuba	79	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
The Game	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Swanny	88	1	0	0	0	1	26	1-1-1	3
chill	88	1	0	1	35	0	0	0-1-2	2
Rulz	83	2	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Dizz (r)	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Turtle	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
IronMaiden	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Pickle (r)	104	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Grumpy	105	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Panda	112	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Hubby (r)	85	3	0	1	35	1	26	0-2-1	1
Blue	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
ShortStack	89	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
SunnyBoy	91	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Bubba	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
BearCat	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
NikeMom (r)	107	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Personality Plus (r)	135	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	4	3	4	4	4	3	5	3	35	5	4	4	4	4	4	3	5	4	37	72
Mac (r)	4	6	3	4	4	5	4	7	4	41	5	5	4	3	3	5	3	6	4	38	79	2
Malone	5	4	3	5	6	6	4	6	3	42	7	3	4	4	4	4	4	6	4	40	82	1
Hubby (r)	4	5	5	5	4	5	2	6	3	39	4	7	6	4	6	6	3	6	4	46	85	1
Swanny	6	5	4	4	4	3	4	7	4	41	5	5	5	8	5	4	3	7	5	47	88	1
McGoop	5	5	3	5	4	4	3	5	3	37	5	5	4	4	4	4	4	5	4	39	76	0
Sunny	5	5	4	5	3	4	3	6	5	40	6	4	4	4	4	3	3	5	5	38	78	0
Cuba	6	4	4	4	5	4	4	6	3	40	4	5	5	4	4	4	3	5	5	39	79	0
F6Noob (r)	5	5	3	4	4	5	3	5	4	38	6	5	5	6	4	3	3	5	5	42	80	0
Rulz	5	4	4	6	3	4	4	4	4	38	6	5	4	6	4	6	4	6	4	45	83	0
Blue	5	4	4	4	6	5	4	7	4	43	5	5	6	4	4	6	3	5	4	42	85	0
chill	7	5	4	6	5	6	3	6	4	46	7	4	5	5	4	5	3	4	5	42	88	0
ShortStack	6	5	4	5	5	5	3	5	5	43	6	5	6	5	4	7	4	4	5	46	89	0
PizzaMan	7	6	3	7	6	4	3	5	4	45	6	4	5	7	4	4	5	5	5	45	90	0
Duke	5	6	3	5	5	6	4	7	3	44	8	4	4	7	5	5	3	5	6	47	91	0
SunnyBoy	6	4	5	6	5	6	4	4	4	44	6	5	6	5	4	6	4	5	6	47	91	0
Dizz (r)	8	4	4	5	5	4	4	5	4	43	6	6	6	8	5	5	3	5	7	51	94	0
Turtle	8	5	3	6	5	4	6	6	4	47	6	5	7	5	5	5	4	6	5	48	95	0
Vinnie (r)	7	8	6	5	7	4	4	8	3	52	6	5	5	4	4	5	3	7	4	43	95	0
The Game	5	6	5	6	5	6	4	8	4	49	6	6	6	5	4	4	4	7	5	47	96	0
Bubba	8	6	4	6	6	4	5	5	5	49	5	5	6	6	7	5	4	8	5	51	100	0
SunShine	8	5	5	4	5	6	4	6	4	47	8	5	5	6	5	6	4	6	8	53	100	0
IronMaiden	6	8	6	5	5	4	3	6	4	47	7	7	6	8	7	6	4	5	6	56	103	0
Pickle (r)	5	8	7	5	6	6	4	8	4	53	7	6	6	6	7	4	3	6	6	51	104	0
Grumpy	8	7	7	5	5	5	4	7	4	52	8	5	5	6	6	7	4	7	5	53	105	0
BearCat	7	4	4	5	8	4	7	8	3	50	7	6	7	8	8	5	3	5	7	56	106	0
Panda	7	8	5	5	6	7	4	6	5	53	8	7	8	5	5	6	7	6	7	59	112	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0		0	1	0	1	1	0	0	0	0			5
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	AS	1U	1U	2U	2U	3U	4U	4U	5U	6U	7U	-	-	-	-	-	-
	5	5	3	5	4	4	3	5	3	5	5	4	-	-	-	-	-	-
	7	4	4	5	8	4	7	8	3	7	6	7	-	-	-	-	-	-
		AS											-	-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: McGoop wins 7 and 6 Start match at hole:

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