![Dragonfly LoGo](images/logos/dragonfly150x100.gif) Notables - Thank you Irons for presenting the QuickSnap Doggie Report. Dogs were taken by Teflon on hole 5 (4') and hole 7(4'), by YoungGun on 13 (20') and Clang on 18 (6'). Each dog was worth a cool 35 bones!!
- Thank you Iron Maiden for presenting the RealFans Skin Report. Skins were won by F6Noob on holes 4 and 7, by Gong show on hole 5 (with an Eagle no less!!), by Clang on hole 13, McGoop on 14, Smitty on 16 and TripleM on 17. Skins were worth 17 bones each.
- Welcome to the tour PhatZo and Teflon. We look forward to having you both come back for future Slammer events.
- Congratulations to TripleM for winning his B class TC match over GreyGoose.
- The A Class TC between Clang and Roesy was a tie and both opted to replay the whole round another day instead of continuing on to extra holes. Good luck to both in the rematch.
- This was Juice's 401st event
- It was also Iron Maiden's 699th in the morning. (You know what that means for the afternoon event!!)
- Honourable mentions to McGoop, KidsClub and Smitty for joining our three stars and going 3-0 and to Roesy, Clang and TripleM who also went undefeated in a group where they all had a rare 1-0-2 record.
- I also predict I will see Stevie Ray while driving on his way to the Marshes tomorrow.
![](images/photos/dragonfly400x300.jpg) Quotables
- I thought I was put in two groups when I saw my name and PhatZo. But then I realized it was spelled with a Ph which means cool. Then I knew it wasn't me.
- Eagle Alert!!
- You've got a big one there....Now you want to move it?
- Chuck Barris would be so proud of the way he played that hole.
- Some of these guys are smart.
- BRB...chipping again.
- What did you get?.....uhhhhhh......Don't know?.....Still trying to figure it out.
- I wore this shirt so everyone could have a great big glass of OJ when they got here.
- All I know is that my insurance premiums just doubled.
- I'm not bald, I am just taller than my hair.
- YoungGun has the BEST hair on the Slammer Tour.
- When you swing with one arm it looks nicer than your regular swing.
- (after a Marshal bumped his cart into ours)..."Hey where did you get your license and when was your last test?"
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Mon May 23, 2016
Summary
Victoria Day was celebrated with Cherry Bombs down the fairway, Bottle Rocket drives, Long Snakey Putts, and Roman Candle Sandshots at Dragon Fly in this first half of a double header. The weather could not have been more co-operative to wrap up a glorious long weekend. And it was especially nice to see so many parent/child combos showing up at the links. McGoop and PhatZo (look out she has the family genes), F6Noob and YoungGun (who started his college fund early with a dog) and Gator and AliG(ator) who was alot of fun to cart with. I actually got to play in groupings with each of the youngsters today and can say that the future of golf in Ottawa is looking bright. All three were a pleasure to play a round of golf with. Hat tip to the Dfly staff and did I mention they have a Slammer Burger Platter?? (I think I did the last time I OC'd here too.) Let's hope every long weekend this summer is as great as this one was.
Stars |
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Fowler |
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He plays the tips. He goes 3-0 against some tough customers. He drops 4 birdies. He shoots a 72, 6 below his scoring median. Well played Fowler. |
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Eeyore |
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Our favourite Winnie the Pooh Slammer goes 3-0, drains two birdies and shoots 10, yes that's TEN below his scoring median. |
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IronMaiden |
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This Heavy Metal Slammette goes 3-0 in her 699th career event and gets bonus points in the decision process for taking on the skins duties for both ends of the back to back. |
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Stats
- Attendance: 28
- Scoring Average: 89
- Birdie Average: 0.79
- Course Rating: 8
- Best aspects of course: The DFly Staff were outstanding!!
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $35
- EG Member: $27
- EG Unl. Member: $22
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UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
TripleM [B61] |
Grey Goose [B53] |
14 |
PhatZo (r) [Unr] |
McGoop [O2] |
10 |
KidsClub [C6] |
BearCat [B10] |
15 |
Mulder [C3] |
McGoop [O2] |
11 |
J-Money [B16] |
Intruder [A25] |
17 |
Ali G [B58] |
McGoop [O2] |
11 |
KidsClub [C6] |
YoungGun [B20] |
17 |
Princess [D23] |
Eeyore [B33] |
12 |
Smitty [A15] |
Irons [A4] |
18 |
Tesla [B19] |
Juice [A19] |
12 |
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Tesla [B19] |
IronMaiden [B2] |
12 |
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Grey Goose [B53] |
Clang [A5] |
12 |
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Skeeter [A14] |
Fowler [O11] |
12 |
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FrenchHooligan [C51] |
Eeyore [B33] |
13 |
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Gator [B12] |
IronMaiden [B2] |
13 |
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Princess [D23] |
FrenchHooligan [C51] |
13 |
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Princess [D23] |
Teflon (r) [Unr] |
13 |
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Ali G [B58] |
Mulder [C3] |
13 |
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PhatZo (r) [Unr] |
Mulder [C3] |
13 |
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Juice [A19] |
IronMaiden [B2] |
14 |
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Skeeter [A14] |
C-Mac [O17] |
14 |
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F6Noob [A2] |
Fowler [O11] |
14 |
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F6Noob [A2] |
C-Mac [O17] |
14 |
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Gongshow [A39] |
KidsClub [C6] |
15 |
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PhatZo (r) [Unr] |
Ali G [B58] |
15 |
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Grey Goose [B53] |
Roesy [A13] |
15 |
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J-Money [B16] |
Smitty [A15] |
16 |
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Gator [B12] |
Juice [A19] |
16 |
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Intruder [A25] |
Irons [A4] |
16 |
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YoungGun [B20] |
BearCat [B10] |
17 |
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FrenchHooligan [C51] |
Teflon (r) [Unr] |
17 |
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J-Money [B16] |
Irons [A4] |
17 |
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Tesla [B19] |
Gator [B12] |
17 |
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Teflon (r) [Unr] |
Eeyore [B33] |
18 |
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Intruder [A25] |
Smitty [A15] |
18 |
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Gongshow [A39] |
BearCat [B10] |
18 |
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TripleM [B61] |
Clang [A5] |
18 |
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Roesy [A13] |
Clang [A5] |
18 |
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C-Mac [O17] |
Fowler [O11] |
18 |
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Skeeter [A14] |
F6Noob [A2] |
18 |
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TripleM [B61] |
Roesy [A13] |
18 |
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Gongshow [A39] |
YoungGun [B20] |
18 |
INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
McGoop |
73 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
17 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Smitty |
82 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
17 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Fowler |
72 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Eeyore |
81 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
IronMaiden |
86 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
KidsClub |
87 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Clang |
86 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
35 |
1 |
17 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
Teflon (r) |
85 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
70 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
C-Mac |
76 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Irons |
84 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Roesy |
90 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-0-2 |
4 |
Juice |
92 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Mulder |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
BearCat |
96 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
TripleM |
85 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
17 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
YoungGun |
95 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
35 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
J-Money |
85 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
FrenchHooligan |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Gator |
101 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Ali G |
110 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
F6Noob |
78 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
34 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
Skeeter |
81 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
Gongshow |
97 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
17 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Intruder |
85 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Grey Goose |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Princess |
100 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Tesla |
103 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
PhatZo (r) |
110 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
SKINS |
HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
PAR |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
36 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
36 |
72 |
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F6Noob |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
5 |
2 |
5 |
6 |
38 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
40 |
78 |
2 |
McGoop |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
36 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
37 |
73 |
1 |
Smitty |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
42 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
40 |
82 |
1 |
TripleM |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
43 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
42 |
85 |
1 |
Clang |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
41 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
2 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
45 |
86 |
1 |
Gongshow |
6 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
43 |
6 |
8 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
54 |
97 |
1 |
Fowler |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
34 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
38 |
72 |
0 |
C-Mac |
3 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
37 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
39 |
76 |
0 |
Eeyore |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
41 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
40 |
81 |
0 |
Skeeter |
4 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
42 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
39 |
81 |
0 |
Irons |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
41 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
43 |
84 |
0 |
Teflon (r) |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
7 |
42 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
43 |
85 |
0 |
J-Money |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
41 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
44 |
85 |
0 |
Intruder |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
42 |
85 |
0 |
IronMaiden |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
46 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
40 |
86 |
0 |
KidsClub |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
46 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
41 |
87 |
0 |
Roesy |
5 |
5 |
8 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
47 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
43 |
90 |
0 |
FrenchHooligan |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
45 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
46 |
91 |
0 |
Juice |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
46 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
46 |
92 |
0 |
Grey Goose |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
46 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
49 |
95 |
0 |
Mulder |
5 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
45 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
50 |
95 |
0 |
Princess |
5 |
5 |
8 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
53 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
47 |
100 |
0 |
Gator |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
48 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
53 |
101 |
0 |
Tesla |
5 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
54 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
49 |
103 |
0 |
Ali G |
4 |
8 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
6 |
55 |
8 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
55 |
110 |
0 |
TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
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0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
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Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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