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Top-5 2004 Notables

  1. Ruskie breaks 100!! In true Ruskie form, he takes a Slammer Max on 18 at the Canadian for a 99! Since then, 99 at Chateau Cartier and 97 at Cloverdale.

  2. HotDog's unbeaten streak - comes back from 4 down after 11 to get the draw with Ripzone on 18 at Renfrew, keeping his unbeaten streak alive 13-0-2 (draws Gadget Upper Canada, Ripzone Renfrew) last man to take down HotDog. Ripzone Jenkins at Stonebridge, June 21, 2003, 20-0-2. 22 matches in a row without a loss

  3. 10th hole Renfrew ... Tickler lips out on his chip for bird, Rulz then blades his chip and cans it for bird, then Chilly cans his chip for bird .... and then HotDog makes his 8-footer for bird - 3 birds

  4. BackFlash gets the Tour's second EAGLE of the season by hitting his drive 300 yards and then putting a 6 iron 10 inches from the hole on #18. Maybe we need a new category for albatrosses...

  5. Ripzone birdies #12 at Loch March (hardest hole on the course) ... driver, driver, putt.

Go Back

Saturday, November 27th

Thanks everyone for coming out. We think you'll agree that the banquet was a total blast! Its been another great year for the Tour with lots of great competition and oodles of fun.

We have and continue to grow a little bit each year, and once again we have reached new highs for total rounds played (445), which is up almost 40% from 2003; another new high with 28 Slammers playing more than 5 events, and a total of 80 altogether who came out at least once. We now have an official line of SlammerGear (thanks to Dyke for purchasing the Ryder Cup shirts), we have nicely faded caps, long sleeve tees and now toques!

Make A Wish Foundation

$399 plus $150 from the 50-50 draw and another $50 donated by "The Don" after winning the 50-50 for a grand total of $599!! Our highest contribution ever!

Bent Grass Team Event Recap
Congrats to TeamTick!
Team Score
TeamTick: Tickler (15); The Rock (17); Snapper (31); Rooster (49) 78
TeamFuzz: Fuzzy (6); BullDog (30); Bookie (42); The Don (ur) 83
TeamRipp: Ripzone (7); Lara's Man (36); The Ref (61); Skinny FatMan (66) 85
TeamChill: Chilly (3); AnotherGuy (24); MysteryMan (57); SpaceMan (ur) 98
TeamTan: TanMan (1); Itzak (19); Roger(ur); Unknown (ur) 101
TeamRulz: Rulz (2); Eugenie (16); Billiards (25); WaterBoy (64) 102
TeamDead: Stevie Ray Ryan (28); HELFM (43); Bass (ur); SoundGuy (ur) 105

Dogs ($60 each)

  • Rock on #12 (11' 9")
  • Snapper on #17 (14' 6")

Thanks to these member prize sponsors!

  • Tickler
  • Marmotte
  • Skinny FatMan
  • The Rock
  • Stevie Ray Ryan
  • Snapper
  • Dyke
  • Billiards
  • BullDog
  • Natural
  • Fuzzy
  • Chilly
  • TanMan
  • NP Norlock

Our special thanks go out to these key people for helping make this year's banquet a success:

  • WSM, SandraDee and Billiards for running the Make-A-Wish 50/50
  • Tony the sound guy
  • The Dead Flies
  • Ugotta Wood and Erica for great service
  • Everyone who contributed prizes - much appreciated!

Low Rounds of the Season

  • 74 – Twister at Cloverdale
  • 75 – HotDog and DeeWayne at Irish Hills; Ripzone at Montebello with a 34 on the back

Tour Eagles

  • 3Putt Patat – #13 Chateau Cartier, drive, 6-ron, 8-footer
  • Rooster - #13 Chateau Cartier, drive, 6-iron, ?-footer
  • Ruskie – Stonebridge, #3west, on in two, ?-footer
  • BackFlash – Vieux Moulins, #18, 300 yard drive, 6-iron 10 inches from the hole
  • Newsy - Vieux Moulins, #9

Upset of the Year

Eugenie takes down Ripzone at Cascades (although technically a defense) and Itzak before that at Eagle Creek, both on the 18th hole!

2004 #1 Rank Tracker

  • HotDog – started the season, defended against 8 challenges, lost #1 for no-show in August
  • Twister – Twister lost to Chilly at Upper Canada in his attempt at defending #1
  • Chilly – Beat sTwister at Upper Canada then defended against 3 challenges before succumbing to HotDog at Renfrew
  • HotDog – beat Chilly at Renfrew then lost #1 for October no show
  • TanMan – took over from HotDog and has defended 3 times

Year-End Top-Tenners

  1. TanMan
  2. Rulz
  3. Chilly
  4. HotDog
  5. G-Spot
  6. Fuzzy
  7. Ripzone
  8. Gadget
  9. GoodFella
  10. 3Putt
2004 Quotables

What's an inksie?

Stop letting guys into the top ten man ...

Anyone looking that good should not be playing the whites!!

8's are up ...

Enough all ready, you're not that good!!

Let's all stand behind Billiards and watch him hood his driver ...

We're going first so there won't be any dogs left out there for you ...

Nice course ... the ball washer is taller than I am.

I'm getting tired of filling out these sheets every event ...

How do I lose my Limbo status?

Are Tickler and G-Spot playing together?

Is it that hard to turn around while you're talking on your cell?

Why doesn't TanMan have a tan?

That's a drop area, not a 'place ' area!!

Here comes the 0 for 13 gang ...

Today was a personal growth experience ...

Nice shirt ... did you buy a 5-pack at Walmart?

I need change for a 20 ... twenty is change!!

Ugotta is far too stylish for Pakenham ...

Is Peach the challenger? ... Peach is ALWAYS the challenger!

New initiatives for 2005 include a Tour "Champions' Arm" and a variety of skills' events. See you in the spring!

See you on Tour!

The Slammie Roster
The Preston Cup
Slammer of the Year, courtesy of Billiards & WSM, as voted on by fellow Slammers.
Ottawa Sun Rookie of the Year
Awarded to a new Slammer who exemplifies the Tour's values of sportsmanship.
The BG GOLFOMAX Cup
Awarded to the season's most improved Slammer.
The Cascagnette Cup
Awarded to the season-long Open Tour Championship victor.
The Falcon Ridge Cup
Awarded to the Ladies Tour Champion.
The Senior Tour Champion
Awarded to the season-long
Tour Championship victor.
A-Division Tour Championship
Awarded to the season-long A-Division Tour Champion.
Super Senior Tour Champion
Awarded to the season-long
Tour Championship victor.
Junior Tour Champion
Awarded to the season-long Tour Championship victor.
The Billy-Dee Cup
Awarded to the Parent-Child Tour Champions.
Mixed Tour Championship
Awarded to the male-female Tour Champions.
B-Division Tour Champion
Awarded to the season-long Tour Champion.
Ladies B-Division Tour Champion
Awarded to the season-long Tour Champion.
C-Division Tour Champion
Awarded to the season-long Tour Champion.
Ladies C-Division Tour Champion
Awarded to the season-long Tour Champion.
D-Division Tour Champion
Awarded to the season-long Tour Champion.
Ladies D-Division Tour Champion
Awarded to the season-long Tour Champion.
Top-Ranked Slammers
Awarded to divisional number ones at the end of the season.
Grumpy's 10-Hole Club
Awarded to those Slammers who are inducted into this special club.
The OC's Most Style'n Award
Awarded to the most stylish or best-dressed Slammer.
The Michelob Ultra Cup
Awarded to the top divisional point-getters.
The QuickSnap Cup
Awarded to divisional champions with the most doggies.
The Canadian Cup
Awarded to divisional champions with the most birdies.
The Office Doctor Cup
Awarded to divisional champions with the most eagles.
Broker4Tickets Cup
Awarded to divisional champions with the most skins.
Ian Campbell's
"The Guy In The Kilt" Cup

Awarded to divisional champions with the highest win percentage.
The Casselview Cup
Awarded to the Slammer who makes the biggest financial contribution.
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