Notables - Honourable mentions didn't get their due from the microphone, but here they are in print. Going 3-0 against a pretty impressive field was KaDaver, adding a bird to keep his average.
- Wildcard also went 3-0, with a skinless bird and a dog.
- Unranked first timer Shades defeated #66 and went 3-0.
- Juice was undefeated and moved up 45 steps on the ladder.
- Chuckie had his second HM in less than a week with his undefeated day and a couple of birds.
- PinSeeker's record was 2-1, in an all "top 20" field, had a bird, a skin, and a dog {very close for a second}.
- Our own Doggie Master attained a memourable milestone on the 6th hole. Smitty holed the third Slammer EAGLE of the season.
- Sutty going up par 5 #16, aimed for the pin with his second shot and landed it within 5 feet ... {of the par 3 hole 17}.
- NoCents wins closest to the pin, but not the dog = 3 jacked. He says "I was doing a Grumpy", then realized the missed putt cost him $29.50.
Quotables
- Hey Skinless Eagle, go for it, I need more material
- Who sh*t on the green?
- Too damn cold for quotables!
- It's really depressing when the only one that I ever beat is Grumpy.
- Peeing in the woods is ladylike!?!
- You should copyright that grunt.
- Are you a member here? No! I'm holding it.
- Ticklar "I really could have used some swings with my driver" "Thank God, that we are SUPREME ATHLETES" replies Goose.
- So Penzie, how did you like it out there? "I took 15 bones from these guys ... I love it"
- Ugly but effective.
- That was a good quality skank.
- You want 5 hours to yourself? You selfish S.O.B.
- NO! it's not a driver, it's a shovel.
- You touched that poop with your glove.
- I got nothing but a 99 and a lot of slammers cash.
- A scorecard has no pictures.
- We are only 11 minutes behind. FOR THE THIRD NINE.
- Tick hits approach to within 4' Wilfred "I hate Golfers!"
- Stay right there. I'm going to aim right for you guys.
- Who the hell puts a tree there?
- "Aflack, Aflack" "Spell that."
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Sat May 15, 2010
Summary
The wind was a howling! The staff was almost TOO helpful {can there be such a thing?} The food was very good, and the beer was cold! The course was in great shape, and the 36 slammers joined with 60 others for a FUNtastic day. The volunteers from EG were remarkable, especially as Joe & Fauve had to fill in for Malone, who was away on a business trip. What a team of Masters, Smitty and Ticklar were awesome in their presentations. Any of you aspiring Master wannabes, please do not take lessons from Ticklar on how to do the job. But do ask him how many bones he collected, and how many dogballs he picked up! How come those GPS' don't tell you which way the wind is going and at what speed?
Stars |
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Bling |
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Although he went 3-0 for his first event of the year, he didn't move up in the rankings, due to his late start. He took down Chimney and unranked rookie Dan Libby who shot an impressive inaugural score. Bling had one birdie but MORE impressively never had a number higher than 5 on his scorecard. During these windy conditions, not only did he have the low round for the day, he also beat his average score by the most. Bling ...welcome backSKI . |
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Stevie Ray |
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Also shooting below his scoring average, SRR's impressiveness was in the defeating of the three OCs that he played. Very recently they all were having some success, against our second star. He went 3-0, and only had the opportunity to move up one notch. Amazingly, this incredible round came after hours of pre-event setting up ... thankSKI |
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Penzie (r) |
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Impressive debut for this slammer, going 3-0 and geting a dog on his very first attempt {only the second hole of his short slammer season}. Penzie will start his career, by knocking off #64, we await your returnSKI! |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 35
- Scoring Average: 96
- Birdie Average: 0.71
- Course Rating: 8.5
- Best aspects of course: Awesome greens, awesome fairways and awesome tee blocks. The staff was even better than the fantabulous scenery, and getting to finish the day.
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $125
- EG Member: $110
- EG Unl. Member: $110
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UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Penzie (r) [Unr] |
Sutty [C23] |
12 |
Shooter [Unr] |
Bling [A20] |
11 |
Penzie (r) [Unr] |
The Enigma (r) [B28] |
12 |
Shooter [Unr] |
Dan Libby (r) [Unr] |
11 |
Vanilly [C35] |
Fuzzy [B20] |
13 |
Shooter [Unr] |
Chimney [A21] |
12 |
Smitty [A10] |
Steamer [A8] |
14 |
Janet Lavery (r) [Unr] |
RedDog [C24] |
13 |
Stevie Ray [C3] |
Boomer [C2] |
15 |
Chimney [A21] |
Bling [A20] |
13 |
KaDaver [A9] |
Steamer [A8] |
15 |
Wilford [C8] |
Ticklar [A3] |
14 |
Penzie (r) [Unr] |
PizzaMan [A16] |
15 |
ZenGirl [C17] |
Juice [A25] |
14 |
Dan Libby (r) [Unr] |
Chimney [A21] |
16 |
Dools [D37] |
Turtle [B47] |
15 |
Dools [D37] |
Grumpy [D1] |
17 |
Sutty [C23] |
PizzaMan [A16] |
15 |
NoCents [B31] |
Toro [B29] |
18 |
Grumpy [D1] |
WildCard [C7] |
15 |
KaDaver [A9] |
PinSeeker [A7] |
18 |
Dools [D37] |
WildCard [C7] |
15 |
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Dan Libby (r) [Unr] |
Bling [A20] |
15 |
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The Enigma (r) [B28] |
PizzaMan [A16] |
15 |
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Bookie [C6] |
Stevie Ray [C3] |
16 |
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Steamer [A8] |
PinSeeker [A7] |
16 |
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Billiards [C20] |
David Guth (r) [B3] |
16 |
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Wilford [C8] |
David Guth (r) [B3] |
16 |
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IronMaiden [B10] |
Stevie Ray [C3] |
17 |
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Billiards [C20] |
Ticklar [A3] |
17 |
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AnotherGuy [C34] |
Shades (r) [Unr] |
17 |
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Vanilly [C35] |
Chuckie [B18] |
17 |
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Fuzzy [B20] |
Chuckie [B18] |
17 |
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NoCents [B31] |
Shades (r) [Unr] |
17 |
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Turtle [B47] |
WildCard [C7] |
17 |
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RedDog [C24] |
Juice [A25] |
17 |
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Grumpy [D1] |
Turtle [B47] |
17 |
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Smitty [A10] |
KaDaver [A9] |
17 |
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David Guth (r) [B3] |
Ticklar [A3] |
18 |
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IronMaiden [B10] |
Boomer [C2] |
18 |
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Bookie [C6] |
Boomer [C2] |
18 |
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RedDog [C24] |
ZenGirl [C17] |
18 |
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Toro [B29] |
Shades (r) [Unr] |
18 |
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AnotherGuy [C34] |
Toro [B29] |
18 |
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AnotherGuy [C34] |
NoCents [B31] |
18 |
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Bookie [C6] |
IronMaiden [B10] |
18 |
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Smitty [A10] |
PinSeeker [A7] |
18 |
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Billiards [C20] |
Wilford [C8] |
18 |
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Sutty [C23] |
The Enigma (r) [B28] |
18 |
INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
Penzie (r) |
91 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
WildCard |
91 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Bling |
74 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
KaDaver |
86 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Shades (r) |
90 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Stevie Ray |
90 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Ticklar |
90 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
David Guth (r) |
95 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
29 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
PinSeeker |
91 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
29 |
1 |
20 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Dan Libby (r) |
83 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Chuckie |
88 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
NoCents |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Juice |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
PizzaMan |
99 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Turtle |
101 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Boomer |
99 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
29 |
1 |
20 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
Smitty |
91 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
40 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Wilford |
97 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
ZenGirl |
102 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
Chimney |
91 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Vanilly |
92 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
IronMaiden |
96 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
RedDog |
105 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
The Enigma (r) |
107 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Dools |
111 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Bookie |
96 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
Toro |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
AnotherGuy |
93 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
Sutty |
108 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Fuzzy |
96 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
Billiards |
101 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Steamer |
103 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Shooter |
107 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Grumpy |
114 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Janet Lavery (r) |
118 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-1-0 |
0 |
SKINS |
HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
PAR |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
36 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
36 |
72 |
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Smitty |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
2 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
41 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
50 |
91 |
2 |
PinSeeker |
6 |
8 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
2 |
6 |
45 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
46 |
91 |
1 |
Bookie |
7 |
9 |
3 |
9 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
8 |
51 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
45 |
96 |
1 |
Wilford |
5 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
50 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
47 |
97 |
1 |
Boomer |
4 |
9 |
2 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
48 |
9 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
51 |
99 |
1 |
ZenGirl |
7 |
9 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
9 |
7 |
56 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
3 |
7 |
2 |
5 |
46 |
102 |
1 |
Sutty |
6 |
9 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
55 |
9 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
9 |
53 |
108 |
1 |
Bling |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
37 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
37 |
74 |
0 |
Dan Libby (r) |
5 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
40 |
7 |
3 |
3 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
43 |
83 |
0 |
KaDaver |
6 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
44 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
42 |
86 |
0 |
Chuckie |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
40 |
6 |
3 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
48 |
88 |
0 |
Ticklar |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
2 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
45 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
45 |
90 |
0 |
Stevie Ray |
7 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
43 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
47 |
90 |
0 |
Shades (r) |
6 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
8 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
45 |
90 |
0 |
Toro |
5 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
46 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
45 |
91 |
0 |
Penzie (r) |
4 |
7 |
4 |
8 |
2 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
44 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
9 |
3 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
47 |
91 |
0 |
Chimney |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
45 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
9 |
3 |
6 |
46 |
91 |
0 |
Vanilly |
5 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
43 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
49 |
92 |
0 |
AnotherGuy |
5 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
5 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
49 |
93 |
0 |
NoCents |
6 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
9 |
5 |
4 |
47 |
93 |
0 |
David Guth (r) |
4 |
7 |
4 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
49 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
9 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
46 |
95 |
0 |
Juice |
6 |
8 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
48 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
47 |
95 |
0 |
IronMaiden |
5 |
7 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
9 |
3 |
9 |
52 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
44 |
96 |
0 |
Fuzzy |
4 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
47 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
49 |
96 |
0 |
PizzaMan |
6 |
9 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
49 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
9 |
5 |
6 |
50 |
99 |
0 |
Billiards |
5 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
48 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
53 |
101 |
0 |
Turtle |
8 |
5 |
3 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
53 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
9 |
4 |
5 |
48 |
101 |
0 |
Steamer |
5 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
50 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
9 |
5 |
9 |
53 |
103 |
0 |
RedDog |
4 |
8 |
3 |
9 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
8 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
9 |
5 |
9 |
4 |
6 |
52 |
105 |
0 |
Shooter |
6 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
48 |
9 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
6 |
9 |
4 |
6 |
59 |
107 |
0 |
The Enigma (r) |
6 |
9 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
49 |
9 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
8 |
3 |
7 |
58 |
107 |
0 |
Dools |
8 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
3 |
8 |
53 |
9 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
9 |
58 |
111 |
0 |
Grumpy |
4 |
9 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
7 |
9 |
4 |
56 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
9 |
5 |
9 |
6 |
7 |
58 |
114 |
0 |
TOTAL |
0 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
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0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
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8 |
Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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