 Notables - POP: 4hr30 to 4hr40 - good pace. Well done Slammers!!
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Thanks to Cuba for donating the prizes for the 3 stars!!
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Honourable mention goes to TeeDub who goes 3-0-0. Well done!!
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The Marshall was very helpful today finding several balls in the leaves as he watched Slammer groups off of several tees!!
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Sign up for the Doggie Extravaganza held Oct 24 by emailing the Commish!!
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DOGGIES: 4 Doggies today @ 20 bones per going to Cuba, KidsClub, KnuckleDragger and Eeyore. Congrats!!
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SKINS: 4 Skins today @ 17 bones per won by Pepilepu with 2, Cuba and ParBreaker. Well done!!
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After consulting with all Slammers at the 19th hole, it was determined that KnuckleDragger was really Eeyore. We all know that that cartoon character can't spell!!
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Thanks to SkinsMaster Stevie Ray for a great job. Thanks to Cuba as the closing DoggieMaster who steps in for Ticklar, the collecting DoggieMaster, who steps in KidsClub, the original DoggieMaster, who steps in as OC for Bulldog. Thanks guys - great job.
 Quotables
- That was a condom shot – straight and safe!
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That is provisionable. No it is leafable. No it was laughable!!
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Not behind the tree!! You have to hit it better than that to get it behind the tree!!
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Did you count all of your whiffs?!!
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Did you say the leaf rule or did you say the LEAFS rule?!!
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Let me finish...(short)...okay let me finish...(to the side)...I’m finished!!
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My mother was a great believer in child labour!
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You are playing a girl's ball!
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You are hitting the ball like most guys - you think it is long but it is short and not very satisfying!
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But I can't move faster!
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I don't believe in scorecards!
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Orange is the new whites!
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Which ever one you hit the worst, then that is the one you should use!!
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And now for my next trick!!
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We will give you a charity 7!!
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@#!$ Marshall found SRR ball!!
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Don’t tell me its a four skin day!!
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JayBird is your first name “Naked As”?
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To the cute bar server – we have nicknames, I'm KidsClub, this is Billiards and this is Available!!
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Sat Oct 16, 2010
Summary
A picture perfect golf fall afternoon for Slamming on the Tour. Majestic fall colours, sunny blue skies, a well-maintained course, 16 Slammers and match play golf provided the ingredients for a great day on the Tour. For a course we play on a regular basis, we tend to forget the great layout and the challenges that Canadian provides. With the fall colours comes the additional challenge that leaves bring to a few holes for some golfers. For the Slammers, the golf was good, the matches were engaging, the event enjoyable, the Slammership outstanding, the banter abundant and amusing and the 19th hole refreshing. Thank you to these 16 Slammers for another enjoyable and successful Slammer Tour event!!
| Stars |
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Pepilepu |
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Pepilepu, la première étoile, goes 3-0-0 taking out Stevie Ray and successfully defending against Eeyore and JayBird. He has 2 birds which convert into 2 skins and bones. His score of 82 flirts with breaking the 80 barrier, a feat that he has accomplished twice this year. His record against SRR is now 4-3-0. Outstanding!! |
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ParBreaker |
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The second star goes to ParBreaker who goes 3-0-0 defeating Ticklar, Cuba and PointZero. He has 2 birds and a skin. ParBreaker has the lowest Slammer scoring average at 75 and the highest birdie average of all regularly playing Slammers. He matched both of these stats today. Excellent!! |
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Canny Jack |
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Canny Jack takes the 3rd star for today's event. He wins all his matches winning against Mapper, 4PF and rookie Garbo. Well done!! |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 16
- Scoring Average: 93
- Birdie Average: 0.5
- Course Rating: 7.5
- Best aspects of course: Fairways were decent and greens fair reflecting the time of the season and the risk of frost.
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $45
- EG Member: $38
- EG Unl. Member: $33
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| KidsClub [C19] |
Billiards [C18] |
15 |
4PF (r) [D4] |
Canny Jack [B62] |
11 |
| pointZero [A8] |
Ticklar [A4] |
17 |
Ticklar [A4] |
ParBreaker [O3] |
12 |
|
|
|
PacMan [C29] |
KidsClub [C19] |
12 |
|
|
|
4PF (r) [D4] |
Garbo (r) [Unr] |
12 |
|
|
|
Eeyore [B16] |
Pepilepu [B8] |
12 |
|
|
|
JayBird Old [C20] |
Pepilepu [B8] |
12 |
|
|
|
PacMan [C29] |
Billiards [C18] |
13 |
|
|
|
4PF (r) [D4] |
Mapper [C38] |
13 |
|
|
|
PacMan [C29] |
TeeDub [B48] |
13 |
|
|
|
Billiards [C18] |
TeeDub [B48] |
14 |
|
|
|
Stevie Ray [C1] |
Pepilepu [B8] |
14 |
|
|
|
Mapper [C38] |
Canny Jack [B62] |
14 |
|
|
|
pointZero [A8] |
ParBreaker [O3] |
14 |
|
|
|
Cuba [A5] |
ParBreaker [O3] |
14 |
|
|
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JayBird Old [C20] |
Stevie Ray [C1] |
15 |
|
|
|
JayBird Old [C20] |
Eeyore [B16] |
16 |
|
|
|
Mapper [C38] |
Garbo (r) [Unr] |
16 |
|
|
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pointZero [A8] |
Cuba [A5] |
16 |
|
|
|
Eeyore [B16] |
Stevie Ray [C1] |
17 |
|
|
|
KidsClub [C19] |
TeeDub [B48] |
17 |
|
|
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Cuba [A5] |
Ticklar [A4] |
18 |
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Garbo (r) [Unr] |
Canny Jack [B62] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
Pepilepu |
82 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
34 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
ParBreaker |
75 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
17 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Canny Jack |
86 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
TeeDub |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
KidsClub |
92 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Garbo (r) |
88 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Stevie Ray |
90 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Cuba |
84 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
1 |
17 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
Eeyore |
97 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
pointZero |
86 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Mapper |
98 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Billiards |
101 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Ticklar |
88 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
|
PacMan |
107 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
JayBird Old |
108 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
4PF (r) |
114 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
35 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
37 |
72 |
|
| Pepilepu |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
40 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
42 |
82 |
2 |
| ParBreaker |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
36 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
39 |
75 |
1 |
| Cuba |
6 |
5 |
2 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
42 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
42 |
84 |
1 |
| Canny Jack |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
40 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
46 |
86 |
0 |
| pointZero |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
45 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
41 |
86 |
0 |
| Garbo (r) |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
44 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
44 |
88 |
0 |
| Ticklar |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
9 |
4 |
44 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
44 |
88 |
0 |
| Stevie Ray |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
45 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
45 |
90 |
0 |
| TeeDub |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
47 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
44 |
91 |
0 |
| KidsClub |
6 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
48 |
92 |
0 |
| Eeyore |
8 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
47 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
50 |
97 |
0 |
| Billiards |
7 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
48 |
8 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
53 |
101 |
0 |
| PacMan |
7 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
8 |
6 |
6 |
8 |
3 |
52 |
9 |
9 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
55 |
107 |
0 |
| JayBird Old |
7 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
47 |
8 |
5 |
7 |
9 |
8 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
61 |
108 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
|
4 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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