 Notables - Honourable Mentions go out to our two newbies, playing in their inaugural event. 4PF will start his Slammer career ranked 104, defeating BigGuy. Brewskie19 entered unranked and is now on the 62nd rung, after taking down Grumpy, on the hole (14) that had the most (8) matches ended on.
- Another HM to StevieRay, the only one out of twenty to beat his scoring average today {Shades shot his average}.
- Billiards prefers Titleists, but gave his last four to the "Lady of the Lake" then finished his round with the same old beat up Top Flite.
- Commish Cup's team EAST were pretty invincible in the eastern point of the city limits. They were a combined 11-1 today {the only loss was to a fellow team EASTerner, when Happy defeated Fuzzy}.
- Thank you to Hacker, Domer and Pommie for all that you did to help make this a success.
 Quotables
- Pommie, you had me in the palm of your hand.
- "D exemption MUST be earned!"
- "I just lost $25. I also lost fifty cents. That IS a good rule!"
- "Go ahead!" "No, you are up." "I got caught cheating, so you go next."
- "Are you lying two?" "I'd be lying too but my parents told me not to lie."
- "Know what ruined my game? It was the 66 in the front."
- "Hey SteveieRay, you are at 498 career wins and 499 career losses, what will get you to the 500 first?" ... His next win will be #500, and his 500th loss gets mentioned - over there on the right with the second star.
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Sat Sep 18, 2010
Summary
StevieRay had a dream. He worried that in his dream he heard "I'm sorry you can't smoke on the premises." ... Camelot is the most famous castle and court associated with the legendary King Arthur and eventually came to be described as the fantastic capital of Arthur's realm and a symbol of the Arthurian world. Today we were introduced to Guinevere, Merlin & Lancelot. We threw down the Gauntlet and tried to slay the Dragon, saw Excalibur in the front nine and The Holy Grail was there for us in the back. The starter Pierre worried about us and hole #2, and although it is a very tough hole for those that have never played it before {nor did their homework}, Domer, Fuzzy & Rulz all parred the Moat!
| Stars |
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Happy |
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Although two other groups were already in the clubhouse, with one slammer sporting a 3-0 record in each group, Happy was the first one to score an upset. In fact he upset all three of his higher ranked opponents. He used wizardry to end IttyBitty & Silverback on Merlin's Trap. Two holes later, he sipped from Percival's Holy Grail, as he beat Fuzzy, for his 100th career win. Happy was 3-0 and moved up 105 steps on the ladder, to #4. Happy carded his 34th career birdie and is most assuredly the tour's leader for skinless birds. |
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pointZero |
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PointZero showed up for his First Crusade, playing in his 100th career event. He then went out and beat all three opponents, ending with a bogey to take down StevieRay on his Derniere Croisade, forever ensconsed in Slammer folklore will be this 500th career loss for SRR! Coming in as #7 and going undefeated, pZ almost slipped out of the top ten due to other matches. He had his bright yellow ball returned to him prior to the first tee and there it was on a tee on the first par three, good enough for the triple crown of a dog, bird and skin. |
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Hacker |
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Another 3-0 star today, the only Slammer in his foursome to hit from the blues this day, Hacker, was helpful getting around the track with three rookies, one in his inaugural event. BigGuy's fortress wasn't enough as Hacker beat him at Krak des Chevaliers, 4PF also was beaten by Hacker on the Holy Grail hole, and Shades was eliminated at Mort d'Arthur. The good news Hacker, you can now move back to the whites! |
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Stats
- Attendance: 20
- Scoring Average: 99
- Birdie Average: 0.3
- Course Rating: 9.5
- Best aspects of course: "everything" "great all-round" "fairways" "scenery"
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $100
- EG Member: $90
- EG Unl. Member: $85
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Brewskie19 (r) [Unr] |
Billiards [C21] |
14 |
Big Guy (r) [D3] |
Shades (r) [A12] |
11 |
| Happy [B49] |
IttyBitty [B1] |
14 |
4PF (r) [Unr] |
Shades (r) [A12] |
12 |
| Fuzzy [B11] |
IttyBitty [B1] |
14 |
DeeJay [B25] |
Rulz [A11] |
13 |
| Brewskie19 (r) [Unr] |
Grumpy [D2] |
14 |
DeeJay [B25] |
Stevie Ray [C1] |
13 |
| Happy [B49] |
Silverback (r) [B18] |
14 |
Big Guy (r) [D3] |
Hacker [B3] |
13 |
| Happy [B49] |
Fuzzy [B11] |
16 |
DeeJay [B25] |
pointZero [A3] |
13 |
| Silverback (r) [B18] |
IttyBitty [B1] |
17 |
Billiards [C21] |
KidsClub [C7] |
14 |
| 4PF (r) [Unr] |
Big Guy (r) [D3] |
17 |
4PF (r) [Unr] |
Hacker [B3] |
14 |
|
|
|
SunShine (r) [B70] |
Domer (r) [B28] |
14 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [D2] |
KidsClub [C7] |
15 |
|
|
|
Silverback (r) [B18] |
Fuzzy [B11] |
16 |
|
|
|
Rulz [A11] |
pointZero [A3] |
16 |
|
|
|
SunShine (r) [B70] |
Pommie (r) [C16] |
16 |
|
|
|
Pommie (r) [C16] |
Domer (r) [B28] |
16 |
|
|
|
ZenGirl [C14] |
Domer (r) [B28] |
16 |
|
|
|
Shades (r) [A12] |
Hacker [B3] |
17 |
|
|
|
Pommie (r) [C16] |
ZenGirl [C14] |
17 |
|
|
|
Rulz [A11] |
Stevie Ray [C1] |
18 |
|
|
|
SunShine (r) [B70] |
ZenGirl [C14] |
18 |
|
|
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Stevie Ray [C1] |
pointZero [A3] |
18 |
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Grumpy [D2] |
Billiards [C21] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
pointZero |
86 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
1 |
15 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Happy |
88 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Domer (r) |
97 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
15 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Hacker |
87 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
KidsClub |
104 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
15 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
Fuzzy |
89 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Shades (r) |
89 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
ZenGirl |
102 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Brewskie19 (r) |
107 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
Rulz |
90 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
Stevie Ray |
88 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
Silverback (r) |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Pommie (r) |
109 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
4PF (r) |
111 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Billiards |
116 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
DeeJay |
92 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
2 |
30 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
IttyBitty |
99 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
15 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
SunShine (r) |
111 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Big Guy (r) |
111 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Grumpy |
119 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
36 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
36 |
72 |
|
| DeeJay |
5 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
51 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
2 |
4 |
41 |
92 |
2 |
| pointZero |
5 |
6 |
5 |
2 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
42 |
9 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
44 |
86 |
1 |
| Domer (r) |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
46 |
7 |
4 |
9 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
51 |
97 |
1 |
| IttyBitty |
7 |
7 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
49 |
6 |
2 |
8 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
50 |
99 |
1 |
| KidsClub |
7 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
50 |
6 |
7 |
9 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
54 |
104 |
1 |
| Hacker |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
47 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
40 |
87 |
0 |
| Stevie Ray |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
44 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
44 |
88 |
0 |
| Shades (r) |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
42 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
47 |
89 |
0 |
| Fuzzy |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
47 |
89 |
0 |
| Rulz |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
42 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
48 |
90 |
0 |
| Silverback (r) |
6 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
48 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
45 |
93 |
0 |
| ZenGirl |
9 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
52 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
50 |
102 |
0 |
| Brewskie19 (r) |
8 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
8 |
7 |
54 |
107 |
0 |
| Pommie (r) |
9 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
55 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
9 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
54 |
109 |
0 |
| 4PF (r) |
8 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
9 |
55 |
9 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
9 |
56 |
111 |
0 |
| Big Guy (r) |
7 |
9 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
7 |
57 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
9 |
4 |
6 |
54 |
111 |
0 |
| SunShine (r) |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
9 |
6 |
54 |
5 |
7 |
9 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
9 |
4 |
6 |
57 |
111 |
0 |
| Billiards |
8 |
9 |
9 |
6 |
9 |
6 |
4 |
9 |
6 |
66 |
7 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
50 |
116 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
6 |
9 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
9 |
6 |
59 |
9 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
7 |
8 |
4 |
8 |
60 |
119 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
|
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
|
|
6 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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