The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Yesterday, Bubba became the top ranked "D". With a round of 99 today, he will become the top rank "C". [see the three star selection to your right for updated news].
Honourable Mentions: Iron Maiden & KaDaver both went 3-0 to end their points race.
Sorry Suds, but IT IS a milestone. His 100th career loss happened today when, he moved into the first group to go after #1. On the 13th hole both Chilly and Ticklar had a par to Suds' 6. "Which one of you two putted out first?" It was Chilly so he is the one to hand Suds his 100th career loss.
Speaking of milestones - PizzaMan had a doggie on 9 for his 10th of the season. While we are discussing that hole - he also won the skin for his par - everybody else? a bogie {although I cannot verify it - probably a record}.
Thank you Doggy Master Smitty and ZenGirl, the story telling Skins Mistress, for doing a very entertaining job fulfilling their roles.
Another draught tap that the tour emptied. It is official, 'no more beer' the season is OVER!

Falcon Ridge is the home of Ottawa Sun Scramble Royal Oak Kick-Off Day and the Michelob Ultra Million Dollar Ace!

Quotables

Today's first quote goes to the first lady of the tour. Having represented EG at a Make-A-Wish foundation fundraiser, the night before, and meeting some of the Kids, "they are so sweet, I want to 3 putt every hole today."
"I'm an embarrassment to my pants today."
"It's getting &%^*%&$&# colder"
"BUBBAlicious" ... *hmm I wonder*
"I'm not in pain and I still can't play."
"I'd call him an *ss but he's too big, he'd hurt me."
"We survived it but most of us don't want to talk about it."
"PizzaMan is my hero!"
"Can I mention score?" "Jamie is not here. There is no Rulz!" {no need to email me about the grammar typo - there isn't one!}
"Goodbye Cleopatra!" Team Cairo still working on recruits for next year's Commish Cup, are even giving new nicknames.
"Hey Ticklar, you will be in Australia and miss the Slammies? You will drop three spots in the rankings."

Sun Nov 21, 2010

Summary
Well, the season ends, but not without some last minute juggling. Not only was yesterday's event moved to maybe the best greens we have seen all year, but today's threatened snow storm had us all on alert. The commish couldn't find anybody to answer the phone at Arnprior, so we moved to Falcon Ridge. Four Slammers had to bail, a couple of the groups were re-arranged, and hindsight being 20/20 we should have had IM & KaDaver play for the 2nd place in the points race. She wins it 247-241 when they both went 3-0. {did you know that her loss to SRR yesterday was his 100th season win?} Thank you STEVE & STAFF for running such a first class facility.

Stars
	Ticklar
	What a guy! The slim Egytian, is what i call him. To the rest of you he is Ticklar. Actually be thankful, because to a few of his fellow members at Falcon Ridge, he is the King. I even heard "Hail to the King!" How did 2K10 start? Ticklar was the first star. What a fitting end to the season. Our Number One defends for the second day in a row [did you know that all of the times that he has made it to the top, he has never successfully defended?], and against his arch nemesis today. Yes having lost more {133} matches to Chilly than most other Slammers have even played. Ticklar would like to point out that he is also the only Slammer to have defeated Chilly 30 times {30-133-22, and undefeated in the last five}. BUT is that enough? No! He was below SA, (one of only 2 that did) had two more doggies, a skin and won plenty of bones. Have fun in Australia - you will be missed at the slammies. Having won every award but the big one in the past, I will gladly deliver that trophy to Lydia.
	The Game (r)
	Well, as it was pointed out on your left, there is a new season ending highest ranking "C". The Game snuck in under the radar. Bookie was there, bailed, and awakes on Monday in second. The game was -6 SA, and his 94 moved him into "C", but his upset {one of only two on the day} of PizzaMan, earns him #19 to Bookie's #23. The Game also tied Smitty, which is no easy accomplishment, in their first outdoor match.
	Bubba (r)
	So close, and yet so far away. To the left it mentioned that Bubba could have made it into the "C" to end the season, but he fell a stroke off {whiff on 18?}. Congrats on being the top "D" in your rookie season. For those of you that were not close to Falcon Ridge and didn't hear the yell from the 13th green, fear not. It was only Bubba getting the days only bird. Going into the event he was in a three way tie for class "D" skins lead, his skin makes him win the winner.

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 12
Scoring Average: 96
Birdie Average: 0.08
Course Rating: 8.5
Best aspects of course: Port-a-potties still opened. Food and beer still available at the club house.

Kids

The Kids earned $8

Event Fees

ST Member: $35
EG Member: $29
EG Unl. Member: $25

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
The Game (r) [B30]	PizzaMan [A12]	16	Grumpy [D1]	IronMaiden [B5]	11
			Grumpy [D1]	Bubba (r) [C5]	11
			Grumpy [D1]	ZenGirl [C7]	12
			Suds [A17]	Chilly [A3]	13
			Suds [A17]	Ticklar [A1]	13
			PizzaMan [A12]	KaDaver [A4]	13
			Steamer [A7]	Chilly [A3]	15
			Steamer [A7]	Ticklar [A1]	15
			PizzaMan [A12]	Smitty [A5]	15
			The Game (r) [B30]	KaDaver [A4]	15
			Suds [A17]	Steamer [A7]	16
			ZenGirl [C7]	IronMaiden [B5]	16
			Chilly [A3]	Ticklar [A1]	18
			The Game (r) [B30]	Smitty [A5]	18
			Bubba (r) [C5]	IronMaiden [B5]	18
			Smitty [A5]	KaDaver [A4]	18
			ZenGirl [C7]	Bubba (r) [C5]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Ticklar	81	0	0	2	30	1	15	3-0-0	6
KaDaver	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
IronMaiden	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Chilly	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Bubba (r)	100	1	0	0	0	1	15	1-1-1	3
ZenGirl	101	0	0	0	0	1	15	1-1-1	3
Smitty	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
The Game (r)	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Steamer	93	0	0	1	15	0	0	1-2-0	2
PizzaMan	104	0	0	1	15	1	15	0-3-0	0
Suds	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Grumpy	123	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	4	4	3	4	5	5	3	36	4	4	4	4	3	5	3	5	4	36	72
Ticklar	4	5	4	5	4	6	6	5	4	43	5	4	4	4	3	6	3	5	4	38	81	1
Bubba (r)	5	5	6	6	3	4	6	7	4	46	6	6	9	3	4	7	4	8	7	54	100	1
ZenGirl	4	4	5	5	4	5	8	7	4	46	4	7	7	6	4	7	5	9	6	55	101	1
PizzaMan	5	8	5	8	6	5	7	5	3	52	5	7	7	6	4	5	4	7	7	52	104	1
Chilly	5	4	4	4	3	5	5	6	4	40	6	6	6	4	3	6	5	5	4	45	85	0
KaDaver	5	4	4	5	4	4	6	6	4	42	7	6	4	5	4	6	4	6	6	48	90	0
Smitty	4	5	4	5	4	6	5	7	4	44	6	8	5	5	3	5	5	6	6	49	93	0
Steamer	5	5	4	5	3	6	6	7	4	45	5	7	5	4	3	7	4	9	4	48	93	0
IronMaiden	6	5	5	4	3	6	5	7	4	45	7	6	5	5	4	5	5	7	5	49	94	0
The Game (r)	6	6	5	5	5	5	7	6	4	49	5	6	4	4	4	6	3	9	4	45	94	0
Suds	6	5	4	6	4	5	6	7	4	47	6	6	5	6	5	6	4	5	6	49	96	0
Grumpy	6	6	5	9	6	9	7	9	4	61	8	8	9	6	5	7	4	9	6	62	123	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1		1	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0			4
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	1U	1U	2U	2U	1U	1U	2U	2U	3U	4U	5U	6U	-	-	-	-	-
	4	5	4	5	4	6	6	5	4	5	4	4	4	-	-	-	-	-
	6	5	4	6	4	5	6	7	4	6	6	5	6	-	-	-	-	-
														-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: Ticklar wins 6 and 5 Start match at hole:

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