Notables - Ozone drops two putts from outside 20'
- Fifteen birdies cut off today {there were 8 yesterday} and all the skins have been birdies, Dyke is the only Slammer with two so far this season.
- The last two days there have been 23 upsets out of the 56 matches.
- Who is winning the TanCo Doggie cup race? Hacker gets his 2nd in a row.
Quotables
- Are you sure that you are Grumpy? I am thinking that maybe you should be Sleepy or maybe a new dwarf - Clumsy.
- Figmo, where do you find sympathy in the dictionary? Well everybody knows that it is between sh*t and syphilis.
- Hey Snagglepuss, what kind of bird is that? "a white egret."
- I'm playing with a long soft noodle.
- "I hate bridges in a car. Now i have to go over this longest cart bridge (see our Facebook photos page), with Grumpy driving! Hey Marshall can I get a helicopter?"
- on the Longest Drive hole ... "Let's see some shaft!"
- Hey Paulette "UP YOURS!" (you had to be there folks!)
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Fri Mar 18, 2011
Summary
Please tell me why people spend so much time checking the weather. What an unbelievable day. Are you ready to read this - it was too hot to play golf, and it is only March 18. We are aMUISEd by another couple of visitors. They weren't on the bus but PizzaMan & Iron Maiden showed up and joined us. They must have heard the bright lights of Lighthouse Sound.
Stars |
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Dyke |
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A new day. Another upset. For the third straight day, we have a new Slammer at the top. This time it is that Slammer, that travels back to Ottawa, occasionally, dressed to be a perennial nominee for most stylin slammer and this time he went hunting. He shot four birdies and sunk a Smitty 4 and 3. Two of his birdies were good enough for skins and 40 bones. Hype and Smitty had a draw in their only other match on Oct. 2 2010. |
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LoneWolf (r) |
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Welcome Rookie Slammer! LoneWolf picks up today's second star. Yesterday he shot 84 and went 0-3. Not disheartened, he returns today and upsets Bearcat & Backflash, and he collects a skin for his birdie on the 1st hole. So welcome to the tour ROOKIE! Guys if you want a deep conversation, sit with LoneWolf. |
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Ozone (r) |
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It was a little harder to choose the third star. My choice was between Ozone and Figmo. They tied their match and both upset Ripzone. Ozone gets the nod as star due to his ''being behind by three and catching up. Ozone also won the beer on the novelty hole. |
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Stats
- Attendance: 24
- Scoring Average: 96
- Birdie Average: 0.83
- Course Rating: 9.5
- Best aspects of course: Awesome Layout
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $529
- EG Member: $499
- EG Unl. Member: $499
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UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
PizzaMan [22] |
Rulz [16] |
12 |
BearCat [31] |
Malone [4] |
12 |
Burnsy [5] |
Hype [3] |
12 |
SpoonHead [43] |
Dyke [51] |
12 |
LoneWolf (r) [387] |
BearCat [31] |
12 |
Snagglepuss (r) [Unr] |
Rudy Bear [169] |
12 |
Dyke [51] |
Smitty [1] |
15 |
Shades [69] |
Dyke [51] |
13 |
Figmo [98] |
Ripzone [50] |
17 |
Grumpy [32] |
Rudy Bear [169] |
13 |
Snagglepuss (r) [Unr] |
JuJube (r) [Unr] |
18 |
Dan Julien (r) [388] |
Burnsy [5] |
13 |
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BearCat [31] |
BackFlash [30] |
14 |
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Mark Wells (r) [389] |
Dan Julien (r) [388] |
14 |
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SpoonHead [43] |
Smitty [1] |
15 |
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Shades [69] |
Smitty [1] |
15 |
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BackFlash [30] |
Malone [4] |
15 |
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LoneWolf (r) [387] |
Malone [4] |
15 |
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SpoonHead [43] |
Shades [69] |
15 |
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Lucky Sowa [322] |
Figmo [98] |
15 |
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PizzaMan [22] |
Hacker [15] |
16 |
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IronMaiden [25] |
Hacker [15] |
16 |
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Rulz [16] |
Hacker [15] |
16 |
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Ripzone [50] |
Ozone (r) [97] |
17 |
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BackFlash [30] |
LoneWolf (r) [387] |
17 |
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IronMaiden [25] |
PizzaMan [22] |
17 |
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IronMaiden [25] |
Rulz [16] |
18 |
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Figmo [98] |
Ozone (r) [97] |
18 |
INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
Hacker |
88 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Dyke |
85 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
46 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Malone |
78 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Figmo |
94 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
Smitty |
87 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
PizzaMan |
86 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
23 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
LoneWolf (r) |
90 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
23 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Burnsy |
80 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
Rudy Bear |
98 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
Ozone (r) |
91 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-0-1 |
3 |
Shades |
88 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Rulz |
92 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Dan Julien (r) |
94 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
BackFlash |
95 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Snagglepuss (r) |
123 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
Grumpy |
114 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
0-1-0 |
0 |
IronMaiden |
92 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
23 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Hype |
89 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-1-0 |
0 |
Ripzone |
97 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
SpoonHead |
102 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Mark Wells (r) |
103 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-1-0 |
0 |
Lucky Sowa |
110 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-1-0 |
0 |
BearCat |
113 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
JuJube (r) |
124 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-1-0 |
0 |
SKINS |
HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
PAR |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
36 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
36 |
72 |
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Dyke |
5 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
2 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
8 |
39 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
46 |
85 |
2 |
PizzaMan |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
40 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
46 |
86 |
1 |
LoneWolf (r) |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
41 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
49 |
90 |
1 |
IronMaiden |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
8 |
44 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
48 |
92 |
1 |
Malone |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
41 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
37 |
78 |
0 |
Burnsy |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
40 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
40 |
80 |
0 |
Smitty |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
9 |
4 |
7 |
46 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
2 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
41 |
87 |
0 |
Shades |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
46 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
42 |
88 |
0 |
Hacker |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
48 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
40 |
88 |
0 |
Hype |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
46 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
2 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
43 |
89 |
0 |
Ozone (r) |
6 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
48 |
3 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
43 |
91 |
0 |
Rulz |
4 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
47 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
45 |
92 |
0 |
Figmo |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
45 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
49 |
94 |
0 |
Dan Julien (r) |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
9 |
5 |
5 |
47 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
47 |
94 |
0 |
BackFlash |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
9 |
47 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
48 |
95 |
0 |
Ripzone |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
46 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
8 |
7 |
51 |
97 |
0 |
Rudy Bear |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
51 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
47 |
98 |
0 |
SpoonHead |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
48 |
7 |
6 |
8 |
2 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
54 |
102 |
0 |
Mark Wells (r) |
5 |
9 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
57 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
46 |
103 |
0 |
BearCat |
4 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
4 |
9 |
58 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
9 |
9 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
55 |
113 |
0 |
Grumpy |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
9 |
7 |
9 |
56 |
6 |
8 |
9 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
58 |
114 |
0 |
Snagglepuss (r) |
6 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
8 |
9 |
9 |
7 |
63 |
6 |
9 |
9 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
60 |
123 |
0 |
JuJube (r) |
9 |
9 |
6 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
9 |
5 |
9 |
64 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
8 |
9 |
5 |
6 |
9 |
60 |
124 |
0 |
TOTAL |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
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5 |
Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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