Notables - Honourable Mention goes out to Backflash who starts the season off in first place, for the Office Doctor "most eagles" Cup. He has the Tour's first of the season with his 3 on the par 5 489 yard hole #8. I heard people say that it was a short par 5, but only one other birdied it and there were only 7 pars.
- Iron Maiden would like to vote for Dyke to be the first star - he found her range finder - she says THANX DYKE!
- No matter where you start in a shotgun - the outcome will never change in a match. Sure the result may differ as in which hole that you lost - but the result will never change. See the first star note to the right.
- Hey Slammers ... I challenge ALL of you. Who thinks that you know the stats pages of the Slammer Tour? I am including all of you back home in Ottawa as well. I include PointZero, Bookie, Chilly and Ticklar. Send me an email to grumpy@slammertour.com with the answer to this question. When was Rulz last #1? And what about before that?
Quotables
- Hacker to Rulz ... "You are #1, and you lost to me already twice this weekend?"
- "I hit it GREAT!"
- "Did you fall down laughing? Or what?"
- "I played that last hole like Grumpy."
- "There are no two grunts the same."
- "I specialize in big packages."
- "Typical! There is Burnsy with a fistful of dollars" "YEAH SURE! they are all ones and there are only 5 of them."
- "what does the GPS say the distance is?" "It shows 320" "Then I need this club for that distance, BUT I have to hit it properly."
- Bearcat's drive doesn't make it to the ladies tees, IM says "Forget it, we saw enough of that last night, my daughters will never be the same."
- Hey Paulette "UP YOURS!" (you had to be there folks!)
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Sat Mar 19, 2011
Summary
Day Three of this fantastic trip. One thing that is starting to circulate is about the dance club called Sea-crets. I may be hearing more about dancing than golfing. Then we arrive at Rum Pointe and all is well, okay maybe until the organizer realizes that his golf clubs didnt make it. One of the social golfers wasnt feeling well and stayed at the hotel, so our driver Ray David, knew that he had to put one set of clubs back on the bus - he did so but he took Malone's. Fret not fair golf fans, all was well, when Ray was contacted and returned. Today we get to scatter our carts, you all know how hard it is to play cart path only and yesterday was only a little better with 90○ rule.
Stars |
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Rulz |
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Tomorrow we will awake for the 4th day in a row with a new number one. This time it belongs to our President, Commish and Slammer named Rulz. His birdie on 13 wasn't good enough for a skin today. Although he has a very dominant career vs. Ripzone, it should be noted that today's draw marks the 6th time in their last 7 matches that Rulz hasn't bettered Ripzone. Today they shotgun started on hole 14 and Rulz was only behind after their 10th hole {#5}, and again was down one playing #13 - their last hole. You see earlier what he did on that hole. |
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Dan Dagenais (r) |
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Welcome to this rookie, who after hearing all the buzz on the bus and having dinner with the OC the night before, comes out and goes undefeated with upset wins over #46 {Shades} and #47 {Spoonhead}. His seven on the par 5 hole #13 was his only score over a six all day. We look forward to seeing you back out on the tour Dan - but you will have a nickname right? |
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Ripzone |
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Ripper takes down #1 and ends the day in second place as he wasn't able to do better than a tie with Rulz. His win vaulted him 53 rungs on the ladder. This was Ripzone's 7th win in 8 career matches over Dyke. |
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Stats
- Attendance: 24
- Scoring Average: 94
- Birdie Average: 0.38
- Course Rating: 0
- Best aspects of course: dry course enabling scattered carts
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $529
- EG Member: $499
- EG Unl. Member: $499
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UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
BearCat [33] |
IronMaiden [26] |
15 |
Snagglepuss (r) [390] |
Smitty [2] |
10 |
Ripzone [56] |
Dyke [1] |
16 |
Rudy Bear [34] |
Smitty [2] |
12 |
Bogie [Unr] |
SpoonHead [47] |
17 |
LoneWolf (r) [31] |
Malone [6] |
12 |
Hype [5] |
Burnsy [4] |
17 |
BearCat [33] |
PizzaMan [17] |
13 |
Dan Dagenais (r) [Unr] |
Shades [46] |
18 |
Snagglepuss (r) [390] |
Ozone (r) [54] |
13 |
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BackFlash [32] |
Rulz [18] |
14 |
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Dyke [1] |
Rulz [18] |
14 |
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Grumpy [35] |
IronMaiden [26] |
14 |
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Grumpy [35] |
PizzaMan [17] |
14 |
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Rudy Bear [34] |
Ozone (r) [54] |
14 |
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Bogie [Unr] |
Dan Dagenais (r) [Unr] |
14 |
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IronMaiden [26] |
PizzaMan [17] |
15 |
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SpoonHead [47] |
Dan Dagenais (r) [Unr] |
15 |
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Burnsy [4] |
Malone [6] |
15 |
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Mark Wells (r) [389] |
Figmo [55] |
15 |
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Bogie [Unr] |
Shades [46] |
15 |
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Mark Wells (r) [389] |
Hacker [16] |
16 |
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Grumpy [35] |
BearCat [33] |
16 |
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SpoonHead [47] |
Shades [46] |
16 |
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Mark Wells (r) [389] |
Dan Julien (r) [388] |
16 |
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BackFlash [32] |
Ripzone [56] |
17 |
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Ozone (r) [54] |
Smitty [2] |
17 |
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LoneWolf (r) [31] |
Hype [5] |
17 |
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Ripzone [56] |
Rulz [18] |
18 |
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BackFlash [32] |
Dyke [1] |
18 |
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Dan Julien (r) [388] |
Hacker [16] |
18 |
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Figmo [55] |
Hacker [16] |
18 |
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Malone [6] |
Hype [5] |
18 |
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LoneWolf (r) [31] |
Burnsy [4] |
18 |
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Dan Julien (r) [388] |
Figmo [55] |
18 |
INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
Hacker |
92 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
PizzaMan |
87 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Smitty |
87 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Dan Dagenais (r) |
89 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Malone |
83 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
30 |
1 |
55 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
Hype |
86 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
Rulz |
85 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
Ripzone |
87 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
Shades |
93 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Ozone (r) |
94 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
BearCat |
100 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Dan Julien (r) |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
Figmo |
96 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
Dyke |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
IronMaiden |
98 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Bogie |
99 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Burnsy |
85 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
LoneWolf (r) |
86 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
Grumpy |
111 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
30 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
BackFlash |
94 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
55 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
SpoonHead |
101 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Mark Wells (r) |
104 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Rudy Bear |
105 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
Snagglepuss (r) |
120 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
SKINS |
HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
PAR |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
36 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
36 |
72 |
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Malone |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
38 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
9 |
4 |
5 |
45 |
83 |
1 |
BackFlash |
5 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
45 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
49 |
94 |
1 |
Burnsy |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
43 |
85 |
0 |
Rulz |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
42 |
85 |
0 |
LoneWolf (r) |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
43 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
43 |
86 |
0 |
Hype |
5 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
39 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
7 |
47 |
86 |
0 |
Smitty |
5 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
44 |
87 |
0 |
Ripzone |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
42 |
87 |
0 |
PizzaMan |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
38 |
9 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
49 |
87 |
0 |
Dan Dagenais (r) |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
45 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
44 |
89 |
0 |
Dyke |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
46 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
45 |
91 |
0 |
Hacker |
5 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
47 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
45 |
92 |
0 |
Shades |
6 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
44 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
49 |
93 |
0 |
Dan Julien (r) |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
46 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
47 |
93 |
0 |
Ozone (r) |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
47 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
47 |
94 |
0 |
Figmo |
5 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
47 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
49 |
96 |
0 |
IronMaiden |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
49 |
8 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
49 |
98 |
0 |
Bogie |
6 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
50 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
49 |
99 |
0 |
BearCat |
6 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
51 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
9 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
49 |
100 |
0 |
SpoonHead |
6 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
48 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
53 |
101 |
0 |
Mark Wells (r) |
6 |
3 |
9 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
9 |
51 |
9 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
9 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
53 |
104 |
0 |
Grumpy |
7 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
50 |
9 |
8 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
7 |
61 |
111 |
0 |
TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
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1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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