The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

TC "D" match won by Danger over Red Dog on the 16th hole.
TC Ladies "B" match won by Mother over G1Nap.
Stevie Ray goes 3-0 over Danger, TinMan and RedDog and ascends 19 Slammerladderungs.
Bling tames the course and takes out XTour, PizzaMan and Popeye as he settles in to #11 in the Slammerankings.
Popeye goes 2-1 with upset wins over XTour and PizzaMan, tying his lowest ever Slammeround.
A special shout out to G1Nap for playing your first Slammer event.
Chilly walked the entire course on his re-attached leg but later proclaimed the course really owed him for the unfairness it inflicted on 7 of 18 holes. He was assessed a $2 whine fine and went on another diatribe as he paid it with a smile.
Really well dressed today were Ozone, Bling and Chilly, but none so outstanding as Iron Maiden who had killer green golf shoes to match all the other stuff girls wear.
For those who follow Slammerfashion, Fidel wore white.
There were eight FitforeGOLF skins worth 12 dogs each won by IronMaiden, Bling, Schwacker, Popeye and the other 4 by Ticklar. Yes, 4.
There were four TAN Co. dogs attainable, worth 25 bones each, which were won by Chilly, TinMan, XTour and Cuba.
Thanks so much to IronMaiden and PizzaMan for their impeccable sorting and presentation of Dogs and Skins.

Quotables

That's enough from the cheerleaders.
I'm getting my $2 whinefine's worth.
I have a man cave and sometimes let him play in it.
Are you Mommy?
Yay I'm sitting 3! I usually get 8 on this hole. Yup, I usually bring out the best in people.
I don't care anymore.

Sun Jul 3, 2011

Summary
Twenty heat loving Slammers made a full field for this last day of Canada Day Weekend event. The course was in championship condition, befitting its status as home of the Commish's Cup, and we uneventfully played the ball "down". The temperature hit over 45 degrees celsius according to the Cuban thermometer ,so we drank as much fluid as we could carry and kept the beverage cart employee hopping. After our rounds, the Casselview staff enjoyed watching us straggle in and then instantly regain our jovial nature as they plied us with food and drink. We were new Slammers and experienced Slammers, and victors and vanquished, but all were equals as golfers and friends under a Casselview sun.

Stars
	IronMaiden
	This golfer really came out to play as she went 3-0 over Two Putt, Mother and G1Nap and had a bird for a skin as well. She was 2 strokes off of her career Slammer round, which was also at Casselview. She was the boss today. Oh, and well dressed too. Excellentski !
	Ticklar
	What can you say about a guy that loses his #1 ranking the day before, and comes out the next opportunity and has a record of 2 wins over Cuba and Ozone and a tie with Chilly. You can say he was tickling the bottom of the cup with 5 birdies which gave him four skins ! He literally took it to the bank today !
	Eeyore
	It's all about match play. This veteran Slammerite had matches against three higher ranked opponents in Schwacker, TeeDub and KidsClub and had 1 birdie en route to upsetting all adversaries as he went 3-0 and grabbed 6 points. He jumped 95 spots on the Slammerladder and come Monday morning is ranked #15. Gritty performance !

Onsite Coordinator

Cuba

Stats

Attendance: 20
Scoring Average: 90
Birdie Average: 0.8
Course Rating: 8.5
Best aspects of course: The cart person driving a 4-wheel oasis on perfect fairways in a post Canada Day heat wave while we basked in sweat and saved strength by playing the ball "down".

Kids

The Kids earned $24

Event Fees

ST Member: $47
EG Member: $39
EG Unl. Member: $34

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Bling [A40]	PizzaMan [A14]	11	TravelFreak (r) [Unr]	IronMaiden [B35]	11
IronMaiden [B35]	Two Putt (r) [B17]	13	XTour [B3]	Bling [A40]	12
Mother [C63]	Two Putt (r) [B17]	14	TinMan (r) [C61]	Stevie Ray [C9]	13
Eeyore [B44]	TeeDub [B12]	15	TravelFreak (r) [Unr]	Mother [C63]	13
Popeye (r) [B16]	PizzaMan [A14]	15	RedDog [C60]	Stevie Ray [C9]	14
TinMan (r) [C61]	RedDog [C60]	15	Ozone (r) [A4]	Chilly [A2]	14
Stevie Ray [C9]	Danger (r) [A20]	15	Cuba [A12]	Chilly [A2]	14
Cuba [A12]	Ozone (r) [A4]	17	Cuba [A12]	Ticklar [A3]	14
Popeye (r) [B16]	XTour [B3]	18	KidsClub [C13]	Eeyore [B44]	14
			TravelFreak (r) [Unr]	Two Putt (r) [B17]	14
			Popeye (r) [B16]	Bling [A40]	15
			RedDog [C60]	Danger (r) [A20]	15
			Ozone (r) [A4]	Ticklar [A3]	16
			KidsClub [C13]	Schwacker (r) [C2]	16
			KidsClub [C13]	TeeDub [B12]	17
			PizzaMan [A14]	XTour [B3]	17
			TinMan (r) [C61]	Danger (r) [A20]	17
			Ticklar [A3]	Chilly [A2]	18
			Mother [C63]	IronMaiden [B35]	18
			TeeDub [B12]	Schwacker (r) [C2]	18
			Schwacker (r) [C2]	Eeyore [B44]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Bling	75	3	0	0	0	1	12	3-0-0	6
IronMaiden	83	1	0	0	0	1	12	3-0-0	6
Stevie Ray	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Eeyore	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Chilly	79	0	0	1	25	0	0	2-0-1	5
Ticklar	77	5	0	0	0	4	48	2-0-1	5
Popeye (r)	86	2	0	0	0	1	12	2-1-0	4
Mother	85	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Danger (r)	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Schwacker (r)	91	1	0	0	0	1	12	1-1-1	3
TeeDub	89	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Cuba	84	0	0	1	25	0	0	1-2-0	2
XTour	89	0	0	1	25	0	0	1-2-0	2
TinMan (r)	101	0	0	1	25	0	0	1-2-0	2
Two Putt (r)	98	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Ozone (r)	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
KidsClub	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
PizzaMan	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
RedDog	104	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
TravelFreak (r)	108	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	4	3	4	3	5	3	4	5	36	4	4	5	4	4	4	3	4	4	36	72
Ticklar	5	4	2	3	3	5	3	5	7	37	5	6	6	3	3	3	3	6	5	40	77	4
Bling	5	4	3	5	2	5	4	4	6	38	4	4	4	6	5	4	3	3	4	37	75	1
IronMaiden	5	5	4	4	5	5	3	4	4	39	5	5	6	5	5	4	4	6	4	44	83	1
Popeye (r)	8	3	4	6	3	9	3	4	6	46	5	6	5	5	3	4	4	4	4	40	86	1
Schwacker (r)	5	4	3	5	3	6	5	5	5	41	5	5	7	5	6	8	2	5	7	50	91	1
Chilly	5	4	3	4	3	5	3	4	5	36	4	6	5	5	4	6	5	4	4	43	79	0
Cuba	5	4	4	4	4	6	3	4	8	42	6	6	5	4	5	5	3	4	4	42	84	0
Mother	5	4	3	7	5	6	3	4	6	43	6	6	4	5	5	4	4	4	4	42	85	0
Stevie Ray	5	5	4	4	3	6	5	4	5	41	6	6	7	5	4	4	3	4	6	45	86	0
Ozone (r)	5	4	4	5	4	7	3	4	6	42	5	5	5	4	6	5	4	5	5	44	86	0
Eeyore	5	5	3	8	3	7	4	4	7	46	5	5	5	4	4	4	4	6	5	42	88	0
XTour	7	5	4	6	3	6	3	4	6	44	4	6	6	6	5	5	3	4	6	45	89	0
TeeDub	7	6	4	5	3	7	3	4	7	46	5	4	7	6	5	5	4	3	4	43	89	0
Danger (r)	7	6	4	4	3	8	4	5	5	46	5	4	7	6	5	5	4	4	6	46	92	0
KidsClub	6	5	3	5	5	8	4	6	7	49	6	5	6	4	5	6	4	5	5	46	95	0
PizzaMan	6	6	4	4	4	9	4	5	8	50	6	5	5	4	4	5	5	7	6	47	97	0
Two Putt (r)	8	9	5	4	4	7	4	4	7	52	6	6	4	5	6	5	3	7	4	46	98	0
TinMan (r)	6	4	6	7	3	8	4	5	7	50	6	7	7	6	5	5	3	5	7	51	101	0
RedDog	8	5	4	9	3	6	5	6	9	55	6	8	8	4	4	6	5	3	5	49	104	0
TravelFreak (r)	6	5	5	6	5	6	7	5	9	54	6	6	5	6	7	8	4	6	6	54	108	0
TOTAL	0	1	1	1	1	0	0	0	1		0	0	0	1	0	1	1	0	0			8
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18

	5	4	3	5	2	5	4	4	6	4	4	4	6	5	4	3	3	4
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