The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

TC "D" match won by Lynksy, who moves on, over Grumpy on the 1st playoff hole.
TC "B" match won by Popeye, who advances over Cable Guy.
Pace of play was adequate as Potter, a Brockvile CC member and Slammer, declares no conflict of interest and signs off on our behaviour.
Chilly's shorts were the brightest ever seen on a golf course. Period.
One of the groups rated the course an A+ on a 10 scale. Who can argue ?
Burnsy outdid the field by accumulating 16 penalty strokes. He won a dog and a skin and bought a dozen golf balls.
Although its many weeks away, the Commish's Cup chatter is starting for real. Can a "guest" team win it for the first time ?
Sincere thanks to Grumpy for drumming out $13 Fit for Golf Skins to Chilly (2), TJ (2), Burnsy, Ozone and Cable Guy.
Extra thanks to Ozone for understanding he did not win a TAN Co. $25 dog on 17 when an interloping single took Burnsy's 12' dog ball and let Ozone think his 22" effort was a winner until just before presentation time. Ozone was the presenter, and still got 1 himself as did Burnsy, Chilly and Sunny.
Ticklar, our perennial multi-award winning Slammer declared Brockville CC mentally taxing and should be played 9 holes at a time.

Quotables

On the tee of a 291 yard, elevated green, par 4, "I'm going for it", "Me too, with a hybrid"
Hey there's Ozone. Where's Kerry ?
Chilly's shorts are interfering with my rangefinder.
Hole 1....."you buggar"...Hole 2...."you buggar"...Hole 3..."you buggar".....Hole 4....."you buggar"
No, I'm sure I'm righter of you.
On this hole you just gotta pray. Why is that different from any other hole ?
Chill's biggest handicap today was his shorts
Chilly's opponents' biggest handicap today was his shorts.

Sat Jun 18, 2011

Summary
Brockville CC was founded in 1913 and expanded in the mid 70's to attract the Slammer Tour. From the pro shop, club house and the starter, all greet the Slammer Tour as if we were very special guests invited to their home. Their unseen but remarkable greens staff always have a meticulous course laid out and we are rewarded and punished fairly for our play. They even employ a goose chaser to keep that evil bird off the property. He dresses like Chilly. All players enjoyed a post game rehashing of events, and departed looking forward to next month's Brockville event. On the way out of Brockville at the 401 near the Dairy Queen, an apparent frantic citizen, silhouetted against a setting sun, was urgently waving his arms in clear distress, trying to flag someone down. Slammer vehicles veered into the lot and found the Brockvillite was Grumpy, who needed someone to help him eat a Blizzard. The camaraderie continued.

Stars
	Chilly
	His rehabilitation test required for a surgically re-attached leg, correction, achilles tendon was passed with flying colours which were visible all over his shorts. He blinded his adversaries Kadaver, Ticklar and Shades and went 3-0, scored 2 skins and 1 dog, and took over #4 in the overall rankings. Chilly was Hot !
	Ozone (r)
	This rookie was a contender, like everyone in the field, for 1st star until we found girlfriend Kerry was not with him. He did the best he could, starwise, by going 3-0 with wins over Popeye, Cable Guy and Sunny, and aired it out with 2 skins and 1 dog. Chances are this guy has better golf ahead, and may even get recognized for it. Ozone was in the rare air Zone !
	Potter
	He arrived at eQuinelle a week before this Brockville event and put all his best clay on the wheel with some audacious predictions of a perfect course with endless sunshine. The man was obviously at one with the elements as he created a 3-0 masterpiece of golf with wins over Grumpy, Lynksy and Big Guy, and delivered the course under perfect weather. Potter was the fire in the Brockville kiln !

Onsite Coordinator

Cuba

Stats

Attendance: 20
Scoring Average: 97
Birdie Average: 0.65
Course Rating: 9
Best aspects of course: The tall and majestic trees lining the rolling fairways let us play amongst them.

Kids

The Kids earned $28

Event Fees

ST Member: $55
EG Member: $47
EG Unl. Member: $40

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Chilly [A12]	KaDaver [A2]	14	Shades [A22]	Chilly [A12]	13
Ticklar [A9]	KaDaver [A2]	14	Zank (r) [D73]	BearCat [B42]	13
Sutty [C20]	Pommie [C12]	15	Big Guy [D4]	Lynksy [C44]	13
Cuba [A5]	Burnsy [A1]	16	Zank (r) [D73]	Sutty [C20]	14
Chilly [A12]	Ticklar [A9]	17	SlapShot [B47]	Cuba [A5]	14
			TJ [B31]	Cuba [A5]	14
			Zank (r) [D73]	Pommie [C12]	14
			Big Guy [D4]	Grumpy [D1]	15
			Big Guy [D4]	Potter [C14]	15
			Sunny [B20]	Ozone (r) [A4]	15
			CableGuy [B63]	Popeye (r) [B6]	15
			SlapShot [B47]	Burnsy [A1]	16
			CableGuy [B63]	Ozone (r) [A4]	16
			Grumpy [D1]	Potter [C14]	17
			SlapShot [B47]	TJ [B31]	17
			TJ [B31]	Burnsy [A1]	17
			BearCat [B42]	Pommie [C12]	17
			CableGuy [B63]	Sunny [B20]	18
			BearCat [B42]	Sutty [C20]	18
			Lynksy [C44]	Grumpy [D1]	18
			Lynksy [C44]	Potter [C14]	18
			Popeye (r) [B6]	Ozone (r) [A4]	18
			Sunny [B20]	Popeye (r) [B6]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Chilly	78	2	0	1	25	2	26	3-0-0	6
Ozone (r)	89	1	0	1	25	1	13	3-0-0	6
Cuba	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Sutty	99	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Potter	107	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Burnsy	90	1	0	1	25	1	13	2-1-0	4
Pommie	104	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Sunny	92	1	0	1	25	0	0	1-1-1	3
Popeye (r)	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Grumpy	107	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Lynksy	107	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
TJ	94	2	0	0	0	2	26	1-2-0	2
Ticklar	83	2	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
BearCat	108	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
CableGuy	96	1	0	0	0	1	13	0-3-0	0
KaDaver	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Shades	90	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0
SlapShot	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Zank (r)	118	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Big Guy	121	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	4	3	5	4	4	5	4	3	37	4	4	4	5	4	3	4	3	4	35	72
Chilly	5	3	4	6	4	4	4	4	3	37	4	6	5	5	4	3	6	3	5	41	78	2
TJ	5	7	5	9	5	7	9	3	2	52	5	4	5	6	5	4	5	4	4	42	94	2
Ozone (r)	7	5	4	7	4	4	5	5	7	48	5	5	3	6	5	3	4	6	4	41	89	1
Burnsy	6	6	4	7	5	5	8	6	3	50	4	5	4	5	6	4	6	2	4	40	90	1
CableGuy	8	5	2	6	4	6	9	6	4	50	6	5	5	6	4	5	5	4	6	46	96	1
Ticklar	4	4	4	5	4	5	5	4	4	39	5	5	4	8	3	4	6	3	6	44	83	0
KaDaver	6	5	4	6	5	5	5	4	5	45	6	5	4	5	4	4	4	4	4	40	85	0
Cuba	9	5	4	6	4	5	5	5	4	47	4	5	4	5	4	5	5	4	5	41	88	0
Shades	6	5	4	7	6	5	5	3	4	45	6	5	4	8	5	5	4	3	5	45	90	0
Sunny	4	5	3	6	5	5	7	5	4	44	8	5	5	7	6	4	5	3	5	48	92	0
Popeye (r)	7	6	4	5	7	5	7	4	5	50	5	5	4	5	5	3	6	4	5	42	92	0
SlapShot	6	6	3	8	5	5	6	5	4	48	5	5	5	6	6	4	7	5	5	48	96	0
Sutty	7	5	6	9	5	5	6	5	4	52	6	6	7	7	3	4	5	4	5	47	99	0
Lynksy	8	4	4	9	5	8	8	4	3	53	6	7	7	7	5	4	6	4	8	54	107	0
Potter	8	6	4	9	8	6	6	5	5	57	7	6	5	7	6	3	6	3	7	50	107	0
Grumpy	7	6	6	5	9	7	7	4	4	55	5	5	6	9	6	4	7	5	5	52	107	0
BearCat	6	7	5	7	6	8	7	4	3	53	7	5	7	6	5	4	8	7	6	55	108	0
Zank (r)	8	8	6	9	5	7	8	7	4	62	5	7	8	6	6	5	7	6	6	56	118	0
Big Guy	9	8	6	8	6	6	8	5	4	60	7	8	5	9	6	6	9	5	6	61	121	0
TOTAL	0	1	1	0	0	0	1	0	1		0	1	1	0	0	0	0	1	0			7
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	2U	2U	3U	4U	5U	6U	5U	6U	7U	6U	5U	6U	-	-	-	-	-
	5	3	4	6	4	4	4	4	3	4	6	5	5	-	-	-	-	-
	6	5	4	7	6	5	5	3	4	6	5	4	8	-	-	-	-	-
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RESULT: Chilly wins 6 and 5 Start match at hole:

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