The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Welcome to Big Byrd playing in his first Slammertour event.
Chef courageously defended his #1 ranking with a 4 foot put on 18, and tried to celebrate with Niagara ice wine after the event. Nobody would buy him any.
Pace of Play was actually 4:40 but the sun was out and the weather was PERFECT.
Chilly was the best dressed golfer as his ensemble included a bright pink shirt, neatly pressed black slacks, a black EG hat and a white belt to match his white shoes.
ProZee has never played Equinelle and just missed 3 eagles as he had 4 birdies and won 2 skins.
In a TC C division match Popeye defeated Bookie and advances.
Pepilepu goes 3-0 and shoots 8 below his average at this, his new favourite course.
Thanks to Prozee for handling the Skins and in addition to his own 2, singles were won by Smitty and Kadaver, worth $30 each.
Billiards was exceptional as Doggiemaster distributing $30 to each of Smitty, Eeyore, Slap Shot and Sutty.

Quotables

About time you married her....him.
Good job Kids Club, the guys in your group must be pushing you.
Where's the cart girl ?
My balls always go farther when they are heading for the rough.
Chilly, Ticklar will push your cart to the clubhouse----Ticklar response...No....let me think about it....no.
That is the same but different.
Give that man a banana.
Crenshaw, there was part of my putting line you did not walk on, please take your time.
Stevie Ray must have a sand trap fetish.
Give her a break.
It's got a tail....I hate tail.
Where's the cart girl ?

Sat Jun 4, 2011

Summary
This is one of the Slammertour members favourite courses, and filled up 1 minute and 31 seconds after registration opened. A group was added so the OC could play ! The weatherman declared a 70% chance of rain but the tee time overcast skies steadily cleared throughout the afternoon and we basked in sunshine for the back 9. All 24 golfers remained after the round as we soaked up more sun and suds on the outdoor patio. Thank you eQuinelle for an outstanding venue we never get enough of.

Stars
	Ozone (r)
	Playing from the blues, this rookie escaped his hazing ritual as all admired him going 3-0 by the 13th hole in his matches and getting 2 birdies en route to a score 13 below his average. His score was overall low round of the day. Ozone was in the zone!
	zzzShooter (r)
	In his 6th event he shoots 9 under his Slammer average and goes 3-0 in his matches,jumping 39 places in the rankings. With that kind of game and that kind of nickname, he also avoided hazing! Great golf Shooter!
	Smitty
	This less famous lefty saved shot after shot after shot when he needed to as he went 3-0 and claimed #7 in the rankings. He had a dog, a skin, 3 birdies, and shot 6 below his average. Did he whine on 16 tee box? Perhaps not to the detriment of earning a well deserved 3rd star. Well played Smitty!

Onsite Coordinator

Cuba

Stats

Attendance: 24
Scoring Average: 89
Birdie Average: 0.75
Course Rating: 9
Best aspects of course: The fairways, the greens and even the bunkers.

Kids

The Kids earned $20

Event Fees

ST Member: $54
EG Member: $47
EG Unl. Member: $42

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
zzzShooter (r) [C30]	Duffy [C25]	12	Bookie [C2]	Ozone (r) [A11]	11
Pepilepu [B46]	Eeyore [B25]	13	SunShine [B22]	Ozone (r) [A11]	11
Pepilepu [B46]	SlapShot [B39]	13	Popeye (r) [B21]	Ozone (r) [A11]	12
zzzShooter (r) [C30]	Sutty [C11]	14	SunShine [B22]	Popeye (r) [B21]	12
Chilly [A27]	Ticklar [A4]	15	KidsClub [C1]	Pepilepu [B46]	13
Chilly [A27]	Cuba [A21]	15	Billiards [C39]	PingMan [B34]	13
Smitty [A6]	Ticklar [A4]	16	Big Byrd [Unr]	PingMan [B34]	13
zzzShooter (r) [C30]	Stevie Ray [C12]	17	Duffy [C25]	Stevie Ray [C12]	14
Cuba [A21]	Ticklar [A4]	17	Billiards [C39]	Captain Crunch [C7]	14
Stevie Ray [C12]	Sutty [C11]	17	Bookie [C2]	Popeye (r) [B21]	16
			Cuba [A21]	Smitty [A6]	16
			Duffy [C25]	Sutty [C11]	16
			ProZee [B2]	KaDaver [A2]	16
			Big Byrd [Unr]	Captain Crunch [C7]	16
			SunShine [B22]	Bookie [C2]	17
			Chilly [A27]	Smitty [A6]	17
			ProZee [B2]	Chef [O1]	17
			ProZee [B2]	Crenshaw [A3]	17
			Big Byrd [Unr]	Billiards [C39]	18
			SlapShot [B39]	Eeyore [B25]	18
			SlapShot [B39]	KidsClub [C1]	18
			Eeyore [B25]	KidsClub [C1]	18
			KaDaver [A2]	Chef [O1]	18
			Crenshaw [A3]	Chef [O1]	18
			Crenshaw [A3]	KaDaver [A2]	18
			Captain Crunch [C7]	PingMan [B34]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Smitty	77	3	0	1	30	1	30	3-0-0	6
Ozone (r)	75	2	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Pepilepu	82	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
zzzShooter (r)	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
PingMan	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
KaDaver	77	1	0	0	0	1	30	2-0-1	5
Chef	77	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-2	4
Chilly	77	2	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Popeye (r)	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Captain Crunch	90	2	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Stevie Ray	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Crenshaw	79	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
KidsClub	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Eeyore	87	0	0	1	30	0	0	0-1-2	2
Sutty	97	0	0	1	30	0	0	1-2-0	2
Cuba	83	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Bookie	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
SlapShot	90	0	0	1	30	0	0	0-2-1	1
Billiards	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Big Byrd	107	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
ProZee	80	4	0	0	0	2	60	0-3-0	0
Ticklar	83	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Duffy	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
SunShine	113	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	3	5	4	5	4	3	4	36	4	5	4	3	4	4	3	4	5	36	72
ProZee	6	3	4	5	5	4	4	4	3	38	4	4	5	4	5	5	5	5	5	42	80	2
KaDaver	4	5	3	5	5	5	4	3	5	39	3	5	5	3	4	5	4	4	5	38	77	1
Smitty	4	4	2	5	5	6	6	4	4	40	4	4	3	4	5	4	3	5	5	37	77	1
Ozone (r)	4	4	3	5	6	4	4	4	5	39	4	4	4	3	4	5	3	4	5	36	75	0
Chilly	4	5	3	5	5	4	4	3	4	37	4	4	4	5	5	4	3	6	5	40	77	0
Chef	4	4	3	4	4	5	5	4	5	38	4	5	4	4	5	4	3	5	5	39	77	0
Crenshaw	4	5	3	7	4	5	4	3	4	39	4	5	5	4	5	4	4	4	5	40	79	0
Pepilepu	4	4	4	5	5	4	5	4	6	41	4	5	4	3	4	5	4	6	6	41	82	0
Ticklar	5	4	4	5	4	5	6	5	6	44	4	6	3	3	5	5	3	5	5	39	83	0
Cuba	5	4	3	5	4	4	5	3	5	38	4	6	6	5	5	5	4	5	5	45	83	0
Eeyore	5	5	3	7	4	5	6	4	7	46	4	6	5	4	4	4	3	4	7	41	87	0
Popeye (r)	6	5	3	6	5	5	5	6	5	46	4	6	5	5	5	5	3	4	5	42	88	0
KidsClub	6	5	3	6	6	5	5	5	6	47	4	5	5	3	4	5	5	5	5	41	88	0
SlapShot	5	4	5	6	5	5	5	3	6	44	6	5	5	5	5	6	3	5	6	46	90	0
Captain Crunch	7	5	4	4	5	8	4	4	4	45	7	4	5	5	5	5	3	5	6	45	90	0
zzzShooter (r)	5	4	6	5	4	6	6	4	6	46	4	5	5	5	4	5	5	5	6	44	90	0
PingMan	5	5	4	9	5	6	9	4	5	52	4	6	4	4	5	7	3	4	5	42	94	0
Sutty	5	6	3	8	6	5	7	4	6	50	5	6	6	3	5	7	4	6	5	47	97	0
Stevie Ray	7	7	4	5	5	6	5	6	5	50	5	5	5	5	4	6	4	5	8	47	97	0
Duffy	7	5	6	8	6	5	6	4	7	54	6	6	6	3	6	5	5	5	6	48	102	0
Billiards	7	7	5	7	8	7	5	4	8	58	6	6	5	4	6	5	4	6	6	48	106	0
Bookie	5	7	6	8	4	5	5	5	7	52	9	9	5	4	6	4	4	6	7	54	106	0
Big Byrd	7	4	4	9	7	8	7	4	6	56	5	9	5	5	5	5	6	4	7	51	107	0
SunShine	9	5	3	9	8	7	7	5	5	58	8	7	6	4	6	7	3	7	7	55	113	0
TOTAL	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	1		1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0			4
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	2U	2U	3U	4U	5U	6U	7U	7U	8U	9U	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	4	4	3	5	6	4	4	4	5	4	4	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	9	5	3	9	8	7	7	5	5	8	7	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
												-	-	-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: Ozone wins 9 and 7 Start match at hole:

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