The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

WELCOME: to Cougar playing in her 1st event!!
HM: ZenGirl for winning her Ladies TC A match against Cougar on hole #20!! Congrats!!
HM: to the Kid and Steamer going 3-0-0. Excellent!!
HM: to Cuba going undefeated and shooting 78. Excellent!!
HM: to Potter, Raker, and Sutty for matching or beating their low round for this Slammer season! Well done!!
NOTABLE: Frenchholligan is late due to car trouble, catches his group on tee #2 but mistakenly had taken KidsClub's cart with KC's golf club. Back to the 1st tee!!
DOGGIES: 4 puppies won today @30 bones per going to Ticklar (3 ft), KaDaver (16 ft), the Kid (8 ft) and Stymie (13 ft). Well done!!
SKINS: With all the great shots out there today with Slammers cutting off Slammers, there was only 1 skin won today... and the winner is KaDaver who takes home 115 bones. Outstanding!!
THANKS: to Sutty, the DoggieMaster, and Cuba, the SkinMaster, for volunteering and doing an outstanding job!!
NOTABLE: KC puts his golf bag into PingMan's trunk since they rode together. Unfortunately, PingMan's car keys are in KC's golf bag. CAA to the rescue!! Did I mention, the remaining Slammer paper work was in KC bag as well!! Duhhh!!

Quotables

Thats ugly! I hope I didn't kill anybody because I don't have insurance!!
When I listen to you, its like being at home...I hear all the chatter in the background but I don't pay attention!!
He is taking his wife to a movie tonight....is there a golf movie playing in town?!!
That was one of your finest shots, good trajectory and lots of distance. Too bad you're in hazard!!
Are you bagging us?!!
Great, great, great shot, sandbagger!!
You are on fire! No, I see smoke...you are on fire!!
If you find a Callaway, its my ball from when we played the other hole earlier!!
Because you played this fairway twice on two different holes, do you have to count a stroke for each hole!!
Do you have dwarfs hiding in the woods, throwing your balls out?!!
#@#&* it goes straight this one time, when I have been boomerranging all day!!
I'm taking the Mrs out tonight....Does your Mrs know??
Did you see that family of turkeys??? no just Slammers!!

Sat Aug 6, 2011

Summary
It is the 8th sold out Slammers Tour event played eQuinelle this year. It is definitely a Slammer favourite and could become the ST home course. The course reminds some Slammers of a few of the Carolina courses with eye candy bunkers, great carved out greens and top notch conditions. And the Slammers tend to rise to the challenge of this course by playing close matches, scoring well and generally enjoying the golf. There was no exceptions today as another successful sold out Slammer event was enjoyed by the Slammers. Two car issues, a few extra holes and a skin celebration complemented the 36 matches that were celebrated today. Yes today was a celebration to golf, match play, summer and Slammer Tour events. Thanks to all the Slammers for a wonderful event...this is what summer and the Slammer Tour is all about!!

Stars
	KaDaver
	Sore backs are a common theme we have been hearing lately. KaDaver our 1st star rises to the occasion and plays through his back issues. He goes undefeated, takes out Stymie and Ticklar on 16 and is all square with Cuba after 18. He ties for the low round of the day and registers 2 birds, a dog and the only skin walking home with a smile, a chuckle and 145 bones. Yup he is the big bones winner...the lucky stiff. Congratulations!!
	Shades
	Shades, the second star, handles himself well today going 3-0-0 successfully defending against Cougar, ZenGirl and Frenchhouligan. A gentleman, he 10 holes Cougar and takes out ZenGirl and Frenchhouligan on the 11. He is on fire and registers his 3rd best score of the season. Excellent!!
	Sunny
	The third star goes to Sunny who also goes undefeated. He successfully defends against Bookie, Stymie and TwoPutt, finishes all of matches on or before the 15th and registers 2 birdies. Rumor has it he wants to change his name to potential Million Dollar man. Great Job!!

Onsite Coordinator

KidsClub

Stats

Attendance: 24
Scoring Average: 90
Birdie Average: 0.71
Course Rating: 9
Best aspects of course: Excellent overall conditions. Fairways like carpet and greens running fast and true.

Kids

The Kids earned $16

Event Fees

ST Member: $54
EG Member: $47
EG Unl. Member: $42

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Raker (r) [C43]	Sutty [C29]	14	Cougar (r) [Unr]	Shades [A17]	10
Cougar (r) [Unr]	FrenchHooligan (r) [C28]	15	FrenchHooligan (r) [C28]	Shades [A17]	11
WildCard [C58]	PingMan [B35]	16	ZenGirl [C30]	Shades [A17]	11
Potter [C47]	Sutty [C29]	16	Bytownblue (r) [C137]	The Kid [A27]	13
ZenGirl [C30]	FrenchHooligan (r) [C28]	16	Pepilepu [B33]	The Kid [A27]	13
Stymie [B28]	Ticklar [A6]	18	Sutty [C29]	KidsClub [C11]	13
RedDog [C19]	Bookie [C9]	18	Bookie [C9]	Sunny [B1]	13
			RedDog [C19]	Sunny [B1]	13
			Stymie [B28]	Cuba [A3]	13
			Ticklar [A6]	Cuba [A3]	14
			Two Putt (r) [B23]	Sunny [B1]	15
			PingMan [B35]	Steamer [A2]	15
			RedDog [C19]	Two Putt (r) [B23]	15
			PingMan [B35]	Ruskie [B18]	16
			WildCard [C58]	Ruskie [B18]	16
			Ticklar [A6]	KaDaver [A5]	16
			Stymie [B28]	KaDaver [A5]	16
			TJ [B12]	The Kid [A27]	16
			Pepilepu [B33]	TJ [B12]	16
			Raker (r) [C43]	KidsClub [C11]	17
			WildCard [C58]	Steamer [A2]	17
			Bytownblue (r) [C137]	TJ [B12]	17
			Bookie [C9]	Two Putt (r) [B23]	17
			Potter [C47]	KidsClub [C11]	18
			Cougar (r) [Unr]	ZenGirl [C30]	18
			Ruskie [B18]	Steamer [A2]	18
			Bytownblue (r) [C137]	Pepilepu [B33]	18
			KaDaver [A5]	Cuba [A3]	18
			Potter [C47]	Raker (r) [C43]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
The Kid	77	1	0	1	30	0	0	3-0-0	6
Shades	80	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Sunny	81	2	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Steamer	86	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
KaDaver	77	2	0	1	30	1	115	2-0-1	5
Cuba	78	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
KidsClub	90	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
TJ	83	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Ruskie	89	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Two Putt (r)	91	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Potter	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-2	4
Raker (r)	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
ZenGirl	97	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Cougar (r)	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Stymie	84	0	0	1	30	0	0	1-2-0	2
Pepilepu	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
WildCard	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
RedDog	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Ticklar	86	1	0	1	30	0	0	0-3-0	0
PingMan	93	2	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Sutty	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Bytownblue (r)	95	2	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Bookie	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
FrenchHooligan (r)	109	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	3	5	4	5	4	3	4	36	4	5	4	3	4	4	3	4	5	36	72
KaDaver	4	4	3	6	4	6	4	5	5	41	5	5	4	2	4	5	2	4	5	36	77	1
The Kid	4	4	5	5	4	5	5	3	6	41	5	4	4	3	4	4	3	4	5	36	77	0
Cuba	4	5	3	4	4	5	4	3	5	37	4	5	6	3	4	4	4	6	5	41	78	0
Shades	5	5	4	5	4	5	5	3	4	40	4	5	4	3	4	5	5	5	5	40	80	0
Sunny	4	6	3	8	4	5	5	3	6	44	5	4	5	3	4	4	4	4	4	37	81	0
TJ	5	8	3	5	4	6	7	3	5	46	4	4	5	3	5	4	3	4	5	37	83	0
Stymie	4	6	3	5	5	5	6	4	7	45	5	5	5	3	4	5	3	4	5	39	84	0
Steamer	6	5	3	5	4	4	6	4	5	42	6	5	4	5	5	4	5	5	5	44	86	0
Ticklar	5	5	3	5	5	5	5	4	5	42	5	4	4	4	5	6	5	6	5	44	86	0
Ruskie	5	6	3	5	4	5	6	6	5	45	5	4	6	7	4	5	3	5	5	44	89	0
KidsClub	6	5	5	4	5	8	5	3	5	46	5	5	5	3	6	7	4	4	5	44	90	0
Two Putt (r)	5	4	5	7	6	6	7	3	5	48	6	4	4	3	5	5	5	5	6	43	91	0
Potter	5	4	4	6	5	6	6	5	6	47	5	6	5	3	5	5	3	6	6	44	91	0
Pepilepu	4	6	3	5	5	6	6	5	4	44	7	5	6	4	4	6	4	6	5	47	91	0
PingMan	5	5	5	4	5	5	6	6	6	47	6	5	6	5	4	5	5	6	4	46	93	0
Sutty	5	6	4	5	5	5	6	5	6	47	6	7	6	4	5	4	4	5	7	48	95	0
Bytownblue (r)	5	7	5	4	6	5	5	5	6	48	5	7	6	6	4	4	2	5	8	47	95	0
WildCard	5	7	4	7	5	5	4	4	5	46	9	5	4	4	4	5	4	9	6	50	96	0
ZenGirl	6	6	4	6	6	4	7	6	7	52	7	7	4	3	6	5	4	4	5	45	97	0
Cougar (r)	7	6	4	7	5	7	6	4	5	51	8	7	6	3	5	5	3	5	5	47	98	0
RedDog	7	5	4	6	6	5	5	6	7	51	6	6	6	3	6	6	5	4	6	48	99	0
Bookie	6	4	4	7	7	5	6	7	5	51	8	5	7	5	4	5	4	6	8	52	103	0
FrenchHooligan (r)	8	7	3	7	7	8	6	6	8	60	5	6	7	5	4	5	4	6	7	49	109	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0		0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0			1
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS	1U	1U	AS	1U	AS	1U	AS	1U	1U	1U	2U	3U	3U	3U	4U	-	-
	4	4	3	6	4	6	4	5	5	5	5	4	2	4	5	2	-	-
	4	6	3	5	5	5	6	4	7	5	5	5	3	4	5	3	-	-
	AS			AS		AS		AS									-	-
RESULT: KaDaver wins 4 and 2 Start match at hole:

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