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Lombard Glen LoGo

Notables

  • A celebration of Bookie's 67th birthday, but it's over now so let it go
  • Half of the field were OC's today
  • Stevie Ray learns not to ignore closing deadlines
  • There was a 6 point performance in each group today so congrats also go to Hacker, Parbreaker and tour rookie Shooter
  • Crenshaw and PacMan each take home 1 skin while ParBreaker, Chilly and Crenshaw round out the Doggies
  • My thanks to our Doggie Master Ticklar, our Skin Master Grumpy and our Photo Master Ozone

Quotables

  • He looks like a dog looking for a place to pee
  • You know the rookies buy the beer. No problem, as long as I use your money
  • Didn't you get the memo
  • I haven't got this one figured out just yet
  • Anybody want to trade spots with me...anybody
  • I go to bed thinking I'm gonna make 15 bucks
  • Purple is the new black
  • Hey K.C. it's lift CLEAN and place. You just lift and place
  • Shooter's got a Big One
Event: Lombard Glen
Mon Apr 25, 2011
Summary
Slammers Rule, and I can prove it. Let's make this the best year ever...for The Kids sake. And lastly don't forget to register for the 2011 Tour Championships, all Divisions now open.

Stars
Chef
What do Malone, Stevie Ray and Canny Jack all have in common. They all got their goose cooked by this Chef on this day in just 4 hrs and 54 min. Three birds (extra crispy) at the end of the day only left him with 1 skin but a rock solid round a full seven strokes better than the next best score proves our Chef also delivers.
Boomer
We've all seen his swing, we've all seen his ball flight, and we've all seen where he has to hit his next shot from, and yet he still manages to post some impressive numbers. He didn't get the nickname because on some days he can't even throw his own game away but it may end up being why it sticks. On his way to beefing up his stats with 1 birdie, 1 doggie and 1 skin he also swept his matches against Crenshaw, ProZee and Ozone. Now if we can just get him to sign a scorecard!
Smitty
A real family man at breakfast our resident Smitty proceeded to feast on some Slammers for lunch taking down Iron Maiden, Rulz and "Birthday Boy" Bookie. By the time Smitty was done for the day he doubled the size of the family, what with bringing home 2 birds and 2 dogs.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Chilly
Stats
  • Attendance: 24
  • Scoring Average: 88
  • Birdie Average: 1
  • Course Rating: 6.5
  • Best aspects of course: A great reason for 24 Slammers to come together even if Mother Nature is being a biotch this spring. Enough with the rain all ready!
Kids
  • The Kids earned $23
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $39
  • EG Member: $32
  • EG Unl. Member: $27

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
zzzShooter (r) [C23] Papa Malone [C16] 15 PacMan [C15] Hacker [B1] 13
KaDaver [A2] Ticklar [A1] 16 Rulz [A11] Smitty [A7] 13
zzzShooter (r) [C23] KidsClub [C17] 16 Canny Jack [B20] Chef [O3] 13
Chef [O3] Malone [O2] 16 Stevie Ray [C9] Chef [O3] 13
KidsClub [C17] Papa Malone [C16] 17 IronMaiden [B3] Smitty [A7] 13
Grumpy [D1] zzzShooter (r) [C23] 13
Crenshaw [A16] Boomer [C1] 15
Canny Jack [B20] Malone [O2] 15
Stevie Ray [C9] Malone [O2] 15
Chilly [A14] ParBreaker [O4] 15
Chilly [A14] KaDaver [A2] 15
ProZee [B14] Boomer [C1] 16
Wilford [C4] Hacker [B1] 16
Bookie [C10] Smitty [A7] 16
Wilford [C4] PizzaMan [A5] 16
Grumpy [D1] KidsClub [C17] 16
Grumpy [D1] Papa Malone [C16] 16
KaDaver [A2] ParBreaker [O4] 16
PizzaMan [A5] Hacker [B1] 17
Ozone (r) [A19] Crenshaw [A16] 17
ProZee [B14] Crenshaw [A16] 17
ProZee [B14] Ozone (r) [A19] 17
Bookie [C10] IronMaiden [B3] 17
PacMan [C15] PizzaMan [A5] 17
PacMan [C15] Wilford [C4] 17
Bookie [C10] Rulz [A11] 18
Canny Jack [B20] Stevie Ray [C9] 18
Ticklar [A1] ParBreaker [O4] 18
Chilly [A14] Ticklar [A1] 18
Ozone (r) [A19] Boomer [C1] 18
IronMaiden [B3] Rulz [A11] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Smitty 84 2 0 2 40 0 0 3-0-0 6
Boomer 79 1 0 1 20 1 30 3-0-0 6
ParBreaker 78 1 0 1 20 0 0 3-0-0 6
Chef 72 3 0 0 0 1 30 3-0-0 6
Hacker 85 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
zzzShooter (r) 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Crenshaw 82 1 0 1 20 1 30 2-1-0 4
Malone 79 2 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
KaDaver 79 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
PizzaMan 87 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
KidsClub 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Rulz 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Ozone (r) 83 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Wilford 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
IronMaiden 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Papa Malone 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Chilly 84 0 0 1 20 0 0 0-2-1 1
Ticklar 82 3 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Stevie Ray 85 2 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Canny Jack 92 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Bookie 93 2 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
PacMan 92 2 0 0 0 1 30 0-3-0 0
ProZee 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Grumpy 108 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 5 4 4 3 4 5 3 3 4 35 4 3 4 5 4 5 3 3 4 35 70
Chef 4 4 3 4 4 6 3 3 3 34 5 3 5 5 5 5 3 3 4 38 72 1
Boomer 5 3 5 3 5 5 4 4 5 39 7 3 5 5 4 5 4 3 4 40 79 1
Crenshaw 6 4 5 4 4 6 4 4 4 41 6 3 6 6 4 6 4 2 4 41 82 1
PacMan 7 5 4 4 5 7 4 4 5 45 8 2 6 6 5 6 2 6 6 47 92 1
ParBreaker 5 6 5 3 6 5 4 3 4 41 4 4 4 6 4 5 2 4 4 37 78 0
Malone 4 5 5 4 3 5 3 3 4 36 4 4 5 6 5 8 4 3 4 43 79 0
KaDaver 6 4 4 3 4 6 2 4 4 37 5 4 4 7 4 6 4 4 4 42 79 0
Ticklar 4 5 4 5 4 7 2 4 5 40 4 4 6 4 5 5 5 4 5 42 82 0
Ozone (r) 4 4 5 3 5 7 3 4 4 39 7 3 4 7 5 6 4 3 5 44 83 0
Smitty 6 4 6 3 4 6 4 3 4 40 4 4 5 4 7 8 4 5 3 44 84 0
Chilly 5 4 4 4 4 6 3 4 5 39 5 4 5 7 5 6 5 3 5 45 84 0
Hacker 5 4 5 3 4 5 2 5 4 37 4 4 5 6 6 8 5 4 6 48 85 0
Stevie Ray 6 4 5 4 6 6 2 4 4 41 5 4 6 6 5 8 3 4 3 44 85 0
PizzaMan 6 4 4 3 3 8 3 4 5 40 5 4 6 5 6 8 3 5 5 47 87 0
ProZee 6 5 4 3 4 6 4 5 4 41 5 3 7 8 4 8 4 6 4 49 90 0
Wilford 6 4 4 3 4 9 4 4 4 42 5 4 6 7 5 8 6 4 4 49 91 0
zzzShooter (r) 6 6 6 5 6 6 3 4 5 47 5 5 4 6 5 6 4 4 6 45 92 0
Canny Jack 5 4 3 3 4 8 6 3 6 42 6 6 6 5 5 8 6 3 5 50 92 0
Bookie 6 7 6 3 3 6 4 4 4 43 5 6 4 7 5 9 5 6 3 50 93 0
IronMaiden 5 7 5 4 5 9 3 4 7 49 5 5 5 6 7 5 4 3 5 45 94 0
Rulz 6 6 5 4 5 8 4 3 4 45 5 5 6 6 6 8 3 7 4 50 95 0
KidsClub 6 7 4 4 5 6 3 4 6 45 5 5 6 8 6 8 5 4 4 51 96 0
Papa Malone 5 6 5 5 6 6 4 4 6 47 6 4 5 8 6 9 3 5 7 53 100 0
Grumpy 7 7 5 3 7 9 5 6 5 54 6 5 7 6 5 6 7 4 8 54 108 0
TOTAL 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 4
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 1U 1U AS AS 1U 2U 2U 3U 4U 5U 6U 6U - - - - -
4 4 3 4 4 6 3 3 3 5 3 5 5 - - - - -
5 4 3 3 4 8 6 3 6 6 6 6 5 - - - - -
AS AS - - - - -
RESULT: Chef wins 6 and 5 Start match at hole:
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