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Canadian LoGo

Notables

  • In their TC match, Juice defeats Boler on the 18th hole to advance.
  • Best dressed Slammer by far was Charlie in his pink shirt and white slacks.
  • Parbreaker provided the OC with a large, chilled Kit Kat chocolate bar at $1.50 when the cart girl was in with a higher quote.
  • Ticklar has 2 dogs and a skin.
  • Twelve golfers paid out $17 in 3-putt money to the kids, likely a per golfer Slammer record.
  • Six skins paid out to Burnsey (2), Parbreaker (2), Ticklar and Cuba worth $8 bones each.
  • Dogs at $15 each to Ticklar (2), Juice and KidsClub.
  • Thanks to Mapper for being Doggiemaster and Juice for being the Skins counterpart.

Quotables

  • My ball has tail on it....that's the only tail you are going to get.
  • I'm the guy that farted in his spacesuit.
  • What are these bugs?
  • Hey, the 9 and diners are here!
Event: Canadian
Fri Aug 12, 2011
Summary
Late afternoon on a mid August Friday found 12 Slammers play 20 holes at Canadian, counting the warm up Par 3 and after round patio. The patio was safe as Stevie Ray was not playing today. We had 15 minutes of rain, 4 hours of sun, and a gem of a course to caress with our golfing skills.

Stars
Juice
Juice went 2-1, losing only to an A player, had a dog and won her TC match on the 18th hole. She was well under her scoring average, and gave a scintillating Skins report to cap off her Slammer day! Well Done!
KidsClub
Proudly sporting a nifty new lid gifted to him by his daughter, he wore that crown to a 3-0 record and grabbed a dog by the tail. He elicited many new quotables at the 19th hole from others, including an astronaut! Outa this world!
ParBreaker
There was a lot of kinetic energy released when Parbreaker came to play today. He upset Cuba to climb to #3 in the ranks, and went 3-0 winning 2 skins en route. Justice was ultimately served!
Onsite Coordinator
  • Cuba
Stats
  • Attendance: 12
  • Scoring Average: 94
  • Birdie Average: 0.58
  • Course Rating: 9.5
  • Best aspects of course: Canadian has never been better, with new strategic bunkers, perfect greens and few geese.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $19
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $46
  • EG Member: $39
  • EG Unl. Member: $34

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Ticklar [A6] Cuba [A3] 16 Wilford [C10] Ticklar [A6] 11
Raker (r) [C37] Mapper [C17] 17 Wilford [C10] ParBreaker [O1] 12
Raker (r) [C37] Charlie (r) [C30] 17 Bowler (we remember) [C25] Burnsy [O5] 12
Charlie (r) [C30] KidsClub [C15] 13
Wilford [C10] Cuba [A3] 13
Raker (r) [C37] KidsClub [C15] 14
DeeJay [B19] Juice [A30] 14
DeeJay [B19] Burnsy [O5] 14
Juice [A30] Burnsy [O5] 14
Mapper [C17] KidsClub [C15] 15
Cuba [A3] ParBreaker [O1] 17
Charlie (r) [C30] Mapper [C17] 18
Bowler (we remember) [C25] DeeJay [B19] 18
Bowler (we remember) [C25] Juice [A30] 18
Ticklar [A6] ParBreaker [O1] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
KidsClub 92 0 0 1 15 0 0 3-0-0 6
Burnsy 83 2 0 0 0 2 16 3-0-0 6
Ticklar 82 1 0 2 30 1 8 2-0-1 5
ParBreaker 80 2 0 0 0 2 16 2-0-1 5
Juice 93 0 0 1 15 0 0 2-1-0 4
Raker (r) 105 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Cuba 86 1 0 0 0 1 8 1-2-0 2
DeeJay 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Mapper 105 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Charlie (r) 108 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Bowler (we remember) 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Wilford 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 5 4 3 4 4 4 3 5 3 35 5 4 4 4 4 4 3 5 4 37 72
ParBreaker 5 6 3 4 5 4 5 5 4 41 6 4 4 3 3 6 3 6 4 39 80 2
Burnsy 7 4 3 5 8 4 3 6 3 43 5 5 3 7 4 4 3 4 5 40 83 2
Ticklar 5 4 4 4 4 5 3 5 4 38 5 3 4 4 6 5 3 8 6 44 82 1
Cuba 5 5 4 6 6 5 3 4 3 41 5 4 6 5 6 4 3 7 5 45 86 1
KidsClub 5 5 3 5 6 5 4 8 3 44 6 5 4 6 5 4 5 7 6 48 92 0
Juice 8 6 3 6 8 4 4 6 4 49 5 5 4 5 5 5 4 6 5 44 93 0
DeeJay 6 7 4 5 4 4 4 7 5 46 6 6 6 6 5 5 3 5 5 47 93 0
Bowler (we remember) 7 5 5 5 7 5 4 7 4 49 6 5 5 5 6 7 3 5 6 48 97 0
Wilford 6 5 4 7 5 5 5 6 4 47 7 5 6 6 5 4 5 8 6 52 99 0
Charlie (r) 7 9 5 5 8 5 6 8 5 58 5 6 4 8 3 5 4 9 6 50 108 0
TOTAL 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 1 1 6
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U AS 1U 2U 2U 3U 3U 4U 4U 5U 6U 7U - - - - - -
5 6 3 4 5 4 5 5 4 6 4 4 - - - - - -
6 5 4 7 5 5 5 6 4 7 5 6 - - - - - -
AS - - - - - -
RESULT: ParBreaker wins 7 and 6 Start match at hole:
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