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Casselview LoGo

Notables

  • HM: Chef's starworthy performance was trumped (or should we say "Grumped" and so we give honourable mention to 3-0 with 4 birds (all cut off) and a doggie
  • HM: Stevie Ray takes 4 points with a bird and 2 doggies
  • DOGGIES: Five doggie holes but only the true par 3's were hit (Hole #14 was shortened to a part 3 today) with 2 going to Stevie Ray (#5 & #7) and one each to IronMaiden (#3) & Chef (#16) @ 15 bones ea
  • SKINS: A total of 6 skins with 2 going to Malone (birds #10 & #13) and one each to IronMaiden (bird #1), Clang (bird #4), Lucky (bird #11) and DeeJay (bird #17) @ 9 bones a piece
  • Thank you to Lucky for stepping up and taking care of the skins and to Stevie Ray for dealing with the doggies
  • NOTABLE: Group three’s theme for the day seemed to be “Outside Agency”: Monkee sighting - Steamer sighting - Ottawa Sun Scramble / Promomedia ‘B’ participant Spawn Gusdal sighting - Open champs Dancy & Mustard sighting - and finally, a Happy sighting

Quotables

  • It's barely 12 inches!
  • “C’est beau Guy!” “What do you mean bogey? I just hit my first shot?” (He went on to par it)
  • What kind of person thinks it is OK to throw their can in the pond?...“I don’t know, but I am sure he is a hell of a nice person, just making a poor judgement”
  • Nice dog! AGAIN!
  • 80% of people are short on this hole...“ I am almost 5’7”
  • “How much weight did you lose? Do you think you can walk out on that ice and get my ball?”
  • The solution to your whiteness? Wear shorts!
  • Pace of Play is more important than safety
  • As quoted by Sir Claude himself: "We opened the range, lifted the fog and put out the toilets for Slammer Tour" (no "the")
Event: Casselview
Wed Mar 21, 2012
Summary
The first mid week event of the 2012 season and what more could we want on March 21st. Breakfast at the club, an open driving range for the Slammers ONLY, 9am tee off (on time!), fairways with a little bounce, nicely rolling greens, record smashing temps with a humidex...the list goes on. And you just have to love a course that goes out of their way to make you feel at home. Claude and his crew rolled out the red carpet to make our first 2012 visit to Casselview a memorable one. What a terrific first week of events on the Slammer Tour!

Stars
Malone
Our first star had a rough start on the first tee but still managed to bogey the hole (after hitting water and trees)....and it was ALL GOOD from then on. Malone goes undefeated with defence wins over Clang and Crenshaw with 3 birds good for 2 skins. Congrats!
IronMaiden
IronMaiden also has a good day on the course going 3-0 for 6 points. Defending against Grumpy and BigGuy, IM records the upset win against Stevie Ray with 1 bird good for a skin and tops if off with a doggie.
Grumpy
Grumpy had a fantastic day on the course with some excellent ball striking that concluded a round 10 strokes below his average and tying his second lowest personal best. Adding 1 bird and 2 points to his stats, it is the "cut offs" that earned him this star....Grumpy cuts off Chef for the skin on hole #8 and also cuts off Malone for what would have been a "par" skin on #6. Well done!
Onsite Coordinator
  • IronMaiden
Stats
  • Attendance: 12
  • Scoring Average: 86
  • Birdie Average: 1.58
  • Course Rating: 8
  • Best aspects of course: Course in great opening condition. The staff have been hard at work with the spring cleaning.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $12
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $47
  • EG Member: $39
  • EG Unl. Member: $34

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Hype [A27] Lucky [A21] 16 Big Guy [D3] IronMaiden [B12] 12
Crenshaw [A19] Clang [A9] 17 Golden Girl [C39] Clang [A9] 12
Big Guy [D3] Stevie Ray [C2] 13
Clang [A9] Malone [O2] 13
Stevie Ray [C2] IronMaiden [B12] 14
Golden Girl [C39] Crenshaw [A19] 14
Crenshaw [A19] Malone [O2] 14
DeeJay [B9] Chef [O1] 15
DeeJay [B9] Lucky [A21] 15
DeeJay [B9] Hype [A27] 15
Grumpy [D1] IronMaiden [B12] 15
Grumpy [D1] Stevie Ray [C2] 16
Lucky [A21] Chef [O1] 16
Big Guy [D3] Grumpy [D1] 16
Hype [A27] Chef [O1] 17

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
IronMaiden 86 1 0 1 15 1 9 3-0-0 6
Chef 78 4 0 1 15 0 0 3-0-0 6
Stevie Ray 89 1 0 2 30 0 0 2-1-0 4
Malone 74 3 0 0 0 2 18 2-0-0 4
Hype 79 3 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Crenshaw 81 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Lucky 83 3 0 0 0 1 9 1-2-0 2
Clang 85 1 0 0 0 1 9 1-2-0 2
Grumpy 93 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
DeeJay 84 1 0 0 0 1 9 0-3-0 0
Golden Girl 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Big Guy 106 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 5 4 3 4 3 5 3 4 5 36 4 4 5 4 3 4 3 4 4 35 71
Malone 6 4 3 4 3 5 4 6 5 40 3 4 4 3 3 5 4 4 4 34 74 2
Lucky 8 4 4 6 2 6 4 4 5 43 5 3 4 5 5 5 3 5 5 40 83 1
DeeJay 5 5 3 5 5 7 4 5 6 45 4 4 5 5 6 5 3 3 4 39 84 1
Clang 6 5 4 3 4 6 3 6 6 43 4 5 5 6 3 5 4 5 5 42 85 1
IronMaiden 4 5 3 5 3 6 4 6 7 43 4 5 6 4 4 5 4 4 7 43 86 1
Chef 5 3 4 4 3 7 4 3 5 38 5 7 4 5 4 4 2 4 5 40 78 0
Hype 5 3 4 5 4 7 4 4 5 41 4 4 4 6 4 4 2 5 5 38 79 0
Crenshaw 6 5 3 5 2 6 4 4 5 40 5 5 5 5 4 5 3 4 5 41 81 0
Stevie Ray 6 4 4 6 3 7 3 6 7 46 5 6 4 5 5 5 3 5 5 43 89 0
Grumpy 6 5 3 6 3 5 5 3 8 44 6 4 6 6 5 5 4 8 5 49 93 0
Big Guy 8 6 4 4 4 6 4 7 8 51 5 7 6 5 4 8 4 8 8 55 106 0
TOTAL 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 6
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 3U 4U 5U 6U 5U 5U 6U 7U 7U 8U - - - - - -
6 4 3 4 3 5 4 6 5 3 4 4 - - - - - -
8 8 8 5 5 6 3 6 8 5 4 6 - - - - - -
- - - - - -
RESULT: Malone wins 8 and 6 Start match at hole:
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