Notables - POP: All groups come in within 4 hours and 5 minutes!! Well done Slammers!!
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HM: to KidsClub who has the low round of day, the only score to break 90 and the only Slammer to go 3-0-0. Great job!!
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HM: to the tag team of IronMaiden and PizzaMan who are one stroke apart in score, both go 2-0-1 and you guessed it, they are all square after 18. IM will take PM soon but how soon!! Well done!!
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DOGGIES: Four puppies today worth 15 bones each going to BearCat (#6 @12ft), Lucky (#9 @10ft), SpoonHead (#12 @38ft) and Lucky (#15 @30ft). Super!!
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SKINS: Only 1 skin today, won on hole #1 with a par worth 60 big ones! NICE!
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FORGOT: To mention that LUCKY won the only skin today!!
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THANKS: To IronMaiden for doing a super job as skin mistress, to Grumpy for stepping in at the last minute to be Doggie Master and for choosing the Stars and Honourable Mentions and to Lucky who was the photomaster!! Great job all and thanks!!
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THANKS: To KidsClub for donating a memory stick as the prize for the first star!
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NOTABLE: Only 2 birdies today. BearCat's birdie on #6 cutoffs KC's birdie for a skin!!
Quotables
- That's a Rosie O'Donnell shot......fat and ugly!!
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Is that what the little Philipino boy said?
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That was a Rock Hudson...thought it was straight but wasn't!!
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Is the entire course fairway? or rough?
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Pardon my French! That's not a French word, Pommie!!
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Pommie and Gaziff, after admiring IM's seat say.."I don't think that will fit on mine!"
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You panty wasted semi-man!!
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Look at him staying under the wind!
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Well nobody called him stupid. He does have a Ph.D!!
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KidsClub = another Slimmer Slammer!!
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Did you hear those geese while I was putting? What the flock?
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Pommie is the apple of somebody's eye?!!
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SpoonHead is in the cart with a woody!!
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BearCat you must have hit all the trees in this grove!!
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#@%!!!
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Arghhh!
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Hey, what does it mean when you hold up your fist and point that middle finger straight up into the air?!!
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Grumpy, you can drink beer again!!
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Hole #6: 2 birds, 1 water save for par and 50 cents to the kids!!
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After SpoonHead has a supershot out of the water...Is your knee rustproof?!!
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The fairway is thicker than the shag carpeting of the '60s. Are you taking about Pommie's house?
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We know and admire you as SpoonHead. You just don't seem like a ConeHead!!
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You are going to Nashville with Debbie? Cute Debbie, good looking Debbie! Does Debbie know?
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Ohhhhhhhh, am I supposed to be using names in this writeup verbatim or am I suppose to protect the innocent?
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The 12 Slammers were a quotable bunch today!!
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Sat Apr 7, 2012
Summary
It turned out to be a gorgeous day to play a Slammer Tour event on an ever improving conditioned course. Although the course was shaggy from tee to green including greens, the Slammers enjoyed the dry conditions, the green grass, the match play golf, the Slammer bantering and joking and the country hospitality shown by the golf course and 19th hole. After all, it is very early in the season and we should be grateful that we are playing Slammer golf in relatively enjoyable conditions this early in the season. Thanks to all for making this a pleasant Slammer day!!
Stars |
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Lucky |
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Our first star was mighty lucky today going 2-1-0 but takes home 2 dogs (30 bones) and the only skinner (60 bones) for a grand total of 100 bones gross or 85 net. Great job Lucky!! |
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SpoonHead |
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SpoonHead has honed his swing since he has regained stability in his knee. He goes 2-1-0, has 2 upsets and takes out Grumpy and BearCat. He walks away (yes, walks away) with a dog and has 1 of the 2 birdies for the day. Excellent!! |
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Scott W (r) |
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Scott is the third star of the day as this rookies goes 2-1-0 and jumps over 400 spots from 507 to 55. He has upset wins over Bubba and PokerFace! Fanatastic and welcome to the tour!! PS. Rumour has it that your Slammer handle will be Geico unless you pick a name quickly and send it into the Tour!! |
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Stats
- Attendance: 12
- Scoring Average: 94
- Birdie Average: 0.17
- Course Rating: 7
- Best aspects of course: The hospitality and the dryness of the course and Hacker wasn't there barefooted.
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $37
- EG Member: $32
- EG Unl. Member: $27
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UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
KidsClub [C11] |
BearCat [B20] |
17 |
Pommie [C17] |
IronMaiden [B10] |
12 |
SpoonHead [C22] |
BearCat [B20] |
17 |
Pommie [C17] |
PizzaMan [A13] |
12 |
Scott W (r) [B158] |
PokerFace (r) [B47] |
17 |
Grumpy [D2] |
KidsClub [C11] |
14 |
PokerFace (r) [B47] |
Lucky [A4] |
18 |
Gazzif [D3] |
IronMaiden [B10] |
14 |
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Pommie [C17] |
Gazzif [D3] |
14 |
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SpoonHead [C22] |
KidsClub [C11] |
15 |
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Scott W (r) [B158] |
Lucky [A4] |
16 |
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Gazzif [D3] |
PizzaMan [A13] |
16 |
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Grumpy [D2] |
SpoonHead [C22] |
16 |
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Bubba [C5] |
Scott W (r) [B158] |
17 |
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Bubba [C5] |
Lucky [A4] |
18 |
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IronMaiden [B10] |
PizzaMan [A13] |
18 |
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Grumpy [D2] |
BearCat [B20] |
18 |
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PokerFace (r) [B47] |
Bubba [C5] |
18 |
INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
KidsClub |
89 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
PizzaMan |
90 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
IronMaiden |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
Lucky |
92 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
30 |
1 |
60 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
SpoonHead |
93 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Scott W (r) |
90 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
PokerFace (r) |
90 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
Gazzif |
97 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
BearCat |
96 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
15 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
Bubba |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
Grumpy |
97 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
Pommie |
110 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
SKINS |
HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
PAR |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
34 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
36 |
70 |
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Lucky |
4 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
46 |
92 |
1 |
KidsClub |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
2 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
40 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
49 |
89 |
0 |
PizzaMan |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
46 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
44 |
90 |
0 |
Scott W (r) |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
46 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
44 |
90 |
0 |
PokerFace (r) |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
46 |
90 |
0 |
IronMaiden |
5 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
45 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
46 |
91 |
0 |
SpoonHead |
5 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
49 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
44 |
93 |
0 |
Bubba |
6 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
49 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
46 |
95 |
0 |
BearCat |
5 |
4 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
45 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
6 |
51 |
96 |
0 |
Gazzif |
6 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
49 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
48 |
97 |
0 |
Grumpy |
7 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
48 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
49 |
97 |
0 |
Pommie |
7 |
6 |
8 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
54 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
8 |
56 |
110 |
0 |
TOTAL |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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1 |
Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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