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Notables

  • Notable #1 – The Gorge, or to Hacker, the drainage ditch. Hazy and Dyke both birdied it.
  • Notable #2 – With his 7th 100+ score this month, Gator slips back down to ‘D’ Division. When he stood atop the Upper Ridge, he put his ball in the cup in two strokes, good enough for the dog, birdie, skins trifecta.
  • Notable #3 – the best the Field could Settle for on this hole was five pars.
  • Notable #4 – Bio Challenge – when the Pro Tour was here last month, they removed the Bio stakes and replaced them with red ones. We were instructing the Slammers of the environmental warning when Randy (Smuggler’s staff and Ti-Cat fan) informed us of the change.
  • Notable #5 – Coyote – This wild dog was no match for Alluken who collected his 1st career doggie in his 5th event.
  • Notable #6 - we head on over to Wild Creek where Hazy got an eagle yesterday. Today not even one bird.
  • Notable #7 – Rolling Meadows gave up a skin to Malone.
  • Notable #8 – Lower Ridge – PizzaMan copies Gator’s Upper Ridge feat.
  • Notable #9 – We move over for a River View and Popeye gets a birdie.
  • Notable #10 – Bull’s-Eye – Popeye’s recruit, friend, and planned playing partner, The Apostle, relates that he just had a birdie. Bull’s-Eye became bull expletive when the two pals realized they had cut each other off. Primo is successful for our third trifecta of the day.
  • Notable #11 – Hawks’ Valley – no eagles, no birdies, but Irons did join RipZone and Kaki in a snowman making contest.
  • Notable #12 – After a night of poker, Malone’s birdie on The Gambler didn’t win him any bones. Thanks Hazy!
  • Notable #13 – The Rock gives up another birdie to Malone this time cut off by cousins RipZone and Dyke.
  • Notable #14 – Serenity Valley – Grumpy lost a ball on his 2nd shot of the day (what a great drive!). IronMaiden found it four hours later when her group went through the Valley. Note to group that played in front of Grumpy. That ball never passed the cart path.
  • Notable #15 – Sure was a Rugged hole! The best that 53 Slammers could do over two days was 9 pars. The Apostle and Alluken did it twice
  • Notable #16 – Last year Shorty gave up an ace on both days. Today, SunShine and Dyke had the birdies and Dr. U had the doggie.
  • Notable #17 – Cliff’s Edge was the place where Malone had his 8th birdie this weekend. Yesterday’s pumpkin was close to that edge and on the next hole 'drive", PizzaMan’s ball was given back from the Cliff.
  • Notable #18 – The Green Monster. This one is not at Fenway Park but #18 had 18 snowmen over the two days.
  • Notable #19 – There is usually no shortage of recordable and reportable activity at the 19th hole. This 19th notable goes out to those two playing partners who got the trifectas on the Ridges. After putting out on their first hole of the day, somebody reminded everybody “mark your scores on the 14th”, they didn’t!

Quotables

  • “If you hit the cart, you deserve it!
  • “Nothing too out of the ordinary!”
  • “He’s as long as Popeye but he has a short game.”
  • “I know my eight times tables, so it was easy to figure out the score.”
  • “Just goes to show you when you speak Grumpy, we just tune you out.”
  • “It’s okay, friend, I will pick it up!” “My hands are full!”
  • “Sorry for interrupting your private time.” “No problem, as long as you don’t push me.”
 Event: Smugglers Glen
Sun Oct 14, 2012
Summary
The scene is set. Shorty, Rugged as always, ever so carefully walked forward, his cleats just at the Cliff's Edge. He gazed down into Serenity Valley and tossed The Rock. They're off! Shotgun time, thirteen groups taking off on seven holes. Basically the threat of rain kept everybody away. Hindsight being 20-20, we could have spaced out a little bit more. Honestly speaking, there was the occasional spitting from the clouds above. I never donned my rain pants, nor opened my umbrella.

Stars
Dr. U
Dr. U goes 3-0 today. First he upsets Primo on the 14th hole. Next victim? RipZone on #17. He rounds out the sweep by upsetting Ozone on hole #18, to take over the #9 ranking. All he had to do was get a par. It’s been three years since your last star at Smuggler’s. Thanks again Mr. Golf-O-Max. Enjoy the 67s!
chill (r)
For the 2nd day in a row, Chill carts with a brand new Slammette. Yesterday, LuvLife shoots a 126. Today, Kaki copies the score but gets the practical prize being inducted into BullDog’s private club. Chill goes 3-0 today defending against SunShine on the 14th hole. Her upset over Juice two holes later is worth 35 steps on the ladder. Another pair of 67s tickets for you Chill!
The Apostle (r)
Again today, he goes 3-0, this time upsetting Steamer and moving up three more steps on the ladder. Four events this season, zero losses. We’d like to see this ‘A’ classer more often to challenge the big boys. Félicitations encore pour ton deuxiëme paire de billets pour les 67s.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 26
  • Scoring Average: 94
  • Birdie Average: 0.65
  • Course Rating: 9
  • Best aspects of course:
Kids
  • The Kids earned $33
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $265
  • EG Member: $245
  • EG Unl. Member: $225

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
The Apostle (r) [A4] Steamer [A2] 12 Kaki (r) [Unr] chill (r) [B38] 10
Alluken [C150] Hazy (r) [C149] 14 ZenGirl [C12] The Apostle (r) [A4] 11
Big Steve [C156] Hazy (r) [C149] 15 Corporal [C42] The Apostle (r) [A4] 11
Ben Laden (r) [D109] Hazy (r) [C149] 15 Corporal [C42] Steamer [A2] 13
chill (r) [B38] Juice [A20] 16 Kaki (r) [Unr] SunShine [B71] 13
Grumpy [D1] Gator (r) [B12] 18 Gator (r) [B12] PizzaMan [A16] 13
SunShine [B71] Juice [A20] 14
Grumpy [D1] PizzaMan [A16] 14
IronMaiden [B23] BearCat [B11] 14
Red [C3] Dr. U [O9] 14
Ben Laden (r) [D109] Alluken [C150] 14
Gator (r) [B12] Popeye [B6] 14
Grumpy [D1] Popeye [B6] 14
SunShine [B71] chill (r) [B38] 14
Ben Laden (r) [D109] Big Steve [C156] 14
Ripzone [B49] Ozone [A3] 15
IronMaiden [B23] Hacker [B5] 16
ZenGirl [C12] Steamer [A2] 16
Irons (r) [A17] BearCat [B11] 16
Ripzone [B49] Dr. U [O9] 17
Red [C3] Ozone [A3] 17
BearCat [B11] Hacker [B5] 18
Irons (r) [A17] Hacker [B5] 18
Corporal [C42] ZenGirl [C12] 18
Dyke [B68] Malone [O4] 18
Red [C3] Ripzone [B49] 18
Big Steve [C156] Alluken [C150] 18
Ozone [A3] Dr. U [O9] 18
PizzaMan [A16] Popeye [B6] 18
IronMaiden [B23] Irons (r) [A17] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Dr. U 80 0 0 1 26 0 0 3-0-0 6
The Apostle (r) 78 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Popeye 85 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
chill (r) 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Alluken 97 0 0 1 26 0 0 2-0-1 5
Hacker 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
BearCat 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Big Steve 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
PizzaMan 86 1 0 1 26 1 23 2-1-0 4
Ozone 83 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Steamer 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Ripzone 89 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
ZenGirl 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Juice 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Grumpy 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
SunShine 101 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Ben Laden (r) 104 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Dyke 84 3 0 1 26 1 23 0-0-1 1
Malone 79 4 0 0 0 1 23 0-0-1 1
IronMaiden 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Irons (r) 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Gator (r) 101 1 0 1 26 1 23 0-3-0 0
Red 95 1 0 0 0 1 23 0-3-0 0
Corporal 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Hazy (r) 110 2 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Kaki (r) 126 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 5 3 4 5 3 4 5 3 4 36 3 4 4 5 4 4 3 4 5 36 72
Malone 5 3 6 5 4 6 4 4 4 41 4 4 3 4 4 6 3 3 7 38 79 1
Dyke 4 4 5 6 4 5 7 3 4 42 3 6 4 4 5 6 2 6 6 42 84 1
PizzaMan 6 4 6 7 3 5 7 2 4 44 3 4 4 6 4 5 5 4 7 42 86 1
Red 7 4 5 8 3 6 5 3 5 46 2 6 4 8 5 8 3 5 8 49 95 1
Gator (r) 8 2 4 7 5 7 6 3 8 50 4 5 6 8 5 4 6 5 8 51 101 1
The Apostle (r) 5 3 5 6 4 4 5 3 3 38 3 4 4 6 4 4 3 5 7 40 78 0
Dr. U 6 3 4 5 3 4 5 4 7 41 4 4 4 5 4 6 3 4 5 39 80 0
Ozone 6 3 6 5 4 4 5 3 5 41 3 6 5 5 4 5 4 4 6 42 83 0
Popeye 6 3 4 5 4 4 8 3 3 40 3 6 4 6 4 7 4 5 6 45 85 0
Ripzone 5 3 5 5 3 6 7 4 6 44 3 8 7 4 5 6 3 4 5 45 89 0
chill (r) 6 5 5 7 4 5 6 3 5 46 3 5 4 7 5 6 4 5 6 45 91 0
Steamer 5 3 5 7 5 5 6 3 5 44 5 4 6 6 5 5 3 5 8 47 91 0
Hacker 5 4 5 6 4 4 7 4 6 45 3 5 5 8 6 5 3 6 6 47 92 0
BearCat 7 3 4 7 3 7 8 3 5 47 3 6 4 6 4 6 4 7 6 46 93 0
IronMaiden 6 5 5 7 4 5 6 5 6 49 4 4 5 7 5 5 4 4 6 44 93 0
Big Steve 6 5 6 6 3 6 6 3 5 46 4 6 4 5 6 6 4 5 8 48 94 0
ZenGirl 6 4 8 6 4 6 6 5 5 50 3 6 4 7 5 5 4 4 7 45 95 0
Irons (r) 6 3 6 7 4 5 6 4 5 46 3 8 4 6 6 6 5 4 8 50 96 0
Juice 7 3 5 6 3 5 7 4 6 46 5 6 5 6 7 4 5 4 8 50 96 0
Alluken 6 7 4 6 3 5 7 3 7 48 3 6 4 5 5 4 6 8 8 49 97 0
Grumpy 5 5 5 8 5 6 7 4 8 53 3 4 4 7 5 6 5 5 7 46 99 0
Ben Laden (r) 8 5 5 6 6 4 7 4 6 51 3 7 7 8 7 5 5 3 8 53 104 0
Hazy (r) 4 3 5 8 7 5 8 4 7 51 5 8 3 7 7 8 5 8 8 59 110 0
TOTAL 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 5
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS 1U 2U 3U 2U 3U 4U 5U 6U 7U 8U - - - - - - -
5 3 5 6 4 4 5 3 3 3 4 - - - - - - -
5 4 7 8 3 5 8 6 5 7 5 - - - - - - -
AS - - - - - - -
RESULT: The Apostle wins 8 and 7 Start match at hole:
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