The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Notable ONE ... Cuba is always trying to shine at the first tee. Either as an OC with his introductions, or when he is trying disrupt other OCs. Today he gets full marks for hitting his first drive before and or while he is being introduced.
Notable TWO ... I didn't see it happen but something between Juice and Iron Maiden and some keys, was well worth the price of admission. Ask somebody.
Notable THREE ... seventeen slammers here today and sixteen score higher than their median. Pukey J shoots his median. The only one to better the median(at least announced at the event), ends up being an adding error.
Notable FOUR ... Cuba shows up as #12. He goes undefeated and leaves here #16. The same was true for #23 Iron Maiden & #27 Pukey J. They also dropped four notches without a loss.
Notable FIVE... Pukey J as the doggy master, Spitz as the skin master, & Jewel as the photo master all did a great job. Cuba was on the video of the draw for the trip to Myrtle. The winner will be announced later, but here is a clue ... HE wasn't at the event.
Notable SIX ... Corporal was playing in another format. He lost one ball. Next hole he finds one with his name on it. OMEN?
Notable SEVEN ... you can look to the right and see who had skins and when. the dogs went to Cuba on #9, Gazzif on #15, and Pukey J on #17.
Notable EIGHT ... Bugsy has his worst game as a Slammer. In fact his last three games have been his three worst scores.
Notable NINE ... Turtle likes the 19th. Good beer and great friends.
Finally, the winner of the draw is the Count himself.

Quotables

"Look at his shoes! He has new shoes."
"Jack's got his eyes on my balls."
"I have not three putted a dog ball yet." "I've only three putted a dog ball once."
"You're pitching, putting, pitching."
"I'm lost in the sauna."
"Turtle is in the sand trap, burying eggs."
"I want to shoot better. But I don't want to sleep with Cuba, to do it!"
"There are some pretty trees out here. I wish I wasn't in them all day."
"Why is your ball always brown?"
Sound of a glass breaking ... Emily our server, comes over "was that you, Jack?"
"She's loaded!" "I'm naturally loaded." "Is that her second?" "No! she is still on her first."
"You messed up. By default it goes to me."

Fri Oct 18, 2013

Summary
We head out to the BCC for our final event at Jack's house this season. Today is special - right after our round, we will have the draw for the special prize that they donated to the tour. A Myrtle Beach getaway. The winner is ... announced later. Twenty one matches today and only five are upsets. But they are quite the upsets. Lots of new people in the top ten for the Smuggler's weekend.

Stars
	Pukey J
	Although it wasn't officially an upset, PukeyJ did beat Bugsy 2 and 1. He also had one of the four skins and one of the three dogs. Forty six bones.
	Potter
	He went 3-0, and is our new number THREE.
	chill
	She went 3-0, and is our new number SIX.

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 17
Scoring Average: 99
Birdie Average: 0.18
Course Rating: 8.5
Best aspects of course:

Kids

The Kids earned $35

Event Fees

ST Member: $55
EG Member: $47
EG Unl. Member: $40

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Potter [C4]	Pearls (r) [C1]	12	Jewel [D27]	Potter [C4]	10
chill [B18]	Juice [A17]	17	Turtle [B16]	Cuba [A4]	11
chill [B18]	Gator [B2]	17	Gazzif [D11]	Potter [C4]	13
Gazzif [D11]	Pearls (r) [C1]	17	Grumpy [D1]	chill [B18]	13
			Spitz (r) [C13]	Pukey J [B9]	13
			Spitz (r) [C13]	BugsyZ (r) [A20]	13
			GoTee (r) [A8]	Cuba [A4]	14
			Turtle [B16]	GoTee (r) [A8]	14
			Grumpy [D1]	Juice [A17]	15
			Jewel [D27]	Gazzif [D11]	15
			Grumpy [D1]	Gator [B2]	15
			Rocky [B15]	Intruder [A15]	15
			Jewel [D27]	Pearls (r) [C1]	16
			Rocky [B15]	IronMaiden [B7]	17
			BugsyZ (r) [A20]	Pukey J [B9]	17
			Intruder [A15]	IronMaiden [B7]	18
			Gator [B2]	Juice [A17]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Potter	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
chill	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Pukey J	85	1	0	1	28	1	18	2-0-0	4
Cuba	88	0	0	1	28	0	0	2-0-0	4
Gazzif	109	0	0	1	28	0	0	2-1-0	4
Juice	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Intruder	93	1	0	0	0	2	36	1-0-1	3
IronMaiden	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-1	3
BugsyZ (r)	87	0	0	0	0	1	18	1-1-0	2
GoTee (r)	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Gator	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Pearls (r)	115	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Rocky	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Spitz (r)	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Turtle	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Grumpy	112	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Jewel	121	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	4	3	5	4	4	5	4	3	37	4	4	4	5	4	3	4	3	4	35	72
Intruder	5	4	5	5	7	7	6	4	4	47	5	6	5	8	3	4	6	4	5	46	93	2
Pukey J	7	5	4	5	5	5	6	4	2	43	5	4	5	7	4	3	4	3	7	42	85	1
BugsyZ (r)	5	6	4	6	4	4	5	4	5	43	5	5	4	7	6	4	6	3	4	44	87	1
Cuba	6	6	6	5	4	5	5	5	3	45	4	5	4	6	4	5	5	4	6	43	88	0
GoTee (r)	5	6	7	6	4	8	5	5	4	50	5	4	5	7	4	4	4	4	5	42	92	0
IronMaiden	7	5	4	6	5	4	5	6	4	46	5	5	5	8	5	5	6	3	5	47	93	0
Potter	6	6	4	7	6	6	7	5	4	51	4	4	5	7	4	4	6	4	6	44	95	0
Rocky	6	7	6	6	5	5	6	5	4	50	6	5	7	6	5	4	5	4	6	48	98	0
chill	6	8	4	8	5	8	5	6	4	54	5	4	4	6	5	5	6	4	6	45	99	0
Juice	7	5	4	8	5	5	6	5	3	48	7	6	5	8	6	4	6	4	5	51	99	0
Spitz (r)	6	6	4	8	4	6	8	6	4	52	6	6	4	8	4	4	6	4	5	47	99	0
Gator	6	6	5	7	5	4	6	5	6	50	6	8	6	8	4	4	7	4	5	52	102	0
Turtle	6	7	6	6	6	8	6	5	4	54	6	6	6	6	5	4	6	4	5	48	102	0
Gazzif	7	5	4	8	7	7	7	4	6	55	7	6	8	8	7	3	6	4	5	54	109	0
Grumpy	6	7	5	8	6	8	7	6	5	58	6	7	5	7	5	6	6	6	6	54	112	0
TOTAL	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	1		0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	1			4
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18

	7	5	4	5	5	5	6	4	2	5	4	5	7	4	3	4	3	7
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