 Notables - Tour Championship matches are set. Please check your category and set your matches before the May 31st deadline.
- Helen brought cookies...and...supplied a massive star-shaped cookie to our first star, Clang.
- Welcome new Slammers BogeyMan and MommiesBoy. Come back again soon!
- Gatineau 46 will now be called HullAss
- Thanks go out to Grumpy for stepping in and completing the evolution Physio Skins, and to IronMaiden for presenting the the Culligan Dogs, and to vodka and orange juice,
- Dogs...Old Spice, X-Tour, Chef, Hall Ass at $25 bones each.
- Skins...KaDaver and Chef (1 each, birdies), Clang and Nolanator (2 each, birdies), Woodsy (3 skins, 2 birdies, 1 EAGLE)
- That's right Woodsy Drops an EAGLE on hole 6 with a 20 foot putt.
- Directionally challenged Cuba invites Slammers to breakfast at Long Reach. He informs everyone that it is 1/2 km south of the course, however it was actually 1/2 kn north of the course.
 Quotables
- Clang to Snake..."It looks like you swallowed a beaver"
- 4 birdies and an asterisk.
- And I popped the button on my pants.
- We don't need to hear play by play on every shot
- I don't know why I took the head off my driver to measure my one club length distance
- I got the big banana.
- This may be another season when I pay for Chef's new equipment
- I will check for the book
- Three firsts..1st round of the year, 1st Slammer Tour event, 1st time at Equinelle
- Chef has a hole named for him, #13, then it was proclaimed, "at least it's not a hairy hole"
- Get you feet off my balls
- She called me a light weight.
- I used to be in the lingerie industry.
- Designated drinker...um...driver.
- #13 is Chef's hole. At least it's not a hairy hole.
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Sun Apr 28, 2013
Summary
Wow! Today's event sold out during the lottery (surprise, surprise). If fact, there were 9 Slammers who got bumped because there were not enough spaces at this incredibly popular venu. After asking proshop staff, marshalls and starters of the course conditions, they all gave the same answer, "mid-summer greens and fairways". They we bang on as a total of 17 birdies and 1 eagle were recorded today. The Tour is full steam ahead for the 2013 season with daily events. Let the Slammin' begin!
| Stars |
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Clang |
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Clang was a superstar today, as evidenced by the giant 1st star, star-shaped cookie prepared by Helen, our Slammer Tour baker. Clang's victims today...Compressor on 13, a new open class rookie, MommiesBoy on 15, and on the next hole, Snake for the perfect 3-0 sweep. 3 birdies and 2 skins made first star selection a piece of cake, I mean cookie. Shooting A-Class scores in his first 3 events...if he keeps this up, Clang will be a tough match play opponent. |
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The Enigma |
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After a winter filled with lessons, our resident Marlboro Man (no he doesn't smoke) has started the season on a good note. After stealing a rank and a fiver from Juice last week, she was out to bring down The Enigma. Grumpy became a noun on 12, HullAss felt his wrath on 14, while sweet 16 was all Juice could muster on this day. Well done! |
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Chef |
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Chef was his up to his old tricks today. With three birds, a doggie and a skin, Chef was a shoe-in for Sunday Stardom. 15 and 16 were OldSpice and Cuba's numbers, while it took him 18 to hold off KaDaver's charge and remain #1, for our first defense of the year. Well done! |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 20
- Scoring Average: 90
- Birdie Average: 0.85
- Course Rating: 10
- Best aspects of course: Equinelle was playing midsummer conditions. Greens and fairways were excellent as evidenced by many birdies.
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $65
- EG Member: $55
- EG Unl. Member: $45
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| HullAss [Unr] |
Grumpy [D1] |
17 |
BogeyMan (r) [Unr] |
PizzaMan [A19] |
11 |
| Cuba [A16] |
Old Spice [A4] |
17 |
IronMaiden [A17] |
Woodsy [A8] |
11 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [D1] |
The Enigma [B2] |
12 |
|
|
|
BogeyMan (r) [Unr] |
Bookie [C6] |
13 |
|
|
|
Compressor [B69] |
Clang [A3] |
13 |
|
|
|
BogeyMan (r) [Unr] |
XTour [B60] |
13 |
|
|
|
Old Spice [A4] |
Chef [O1] |
14 |
|
|
|
Bookie [C6] |
PizzaMan [A19] |
14 |
|
|
|
Snake [B31] |
Clang [A3] |
14 |
|
|
|
HullAss [Unr] |
The Enigma [B2] |
14 |
|
|
|
Compressor [B69] |
MommiesBoy (r) [Unr] |
14 |
|
|
|
XTour [B60] |
PizzaMan [A19] |
15 |
|
|
|
Old Spice [A4] |
KaDaver [A2] |
15 |
|
|
|
Cuba [A16] |
KaDaver [A2] |
15 |
|
|
|
MommiesBoy (r) [Unr] |
Clang [A3] |
15 |
|
|
|
Cuba [A16] |
Chef [O1] |
16 |
|
|
|
HullAss [Unr] |
Juice [A18] |
16 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [D1] |
Juice [A18] |
16 |
|
|
|
Juice [A18] |
The Enigma [B2] |
16 |
|
|
|
Compressor [B69] |
Snake [B31] |
16 |
|
|
|
Bookie [C6] |
XTour [B60] |
17 |
|
|
|
KaDaver [A2] |
Chef [O1] |
18 |
|
|
|
IronMaiden [A17] |
FrenchHooligan [C2] |
18 |
|
|
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MommiesBoy (r) [Unr] |
Snake [B31] |
18 |
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Woodsy [A8] |
Nolanator [O2] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
Clang |
76 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
20 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
PizzaMan |
83 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
The Enigma |
94 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Chef |
75 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
1 |
10 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
KaDaver |
77 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
XTour |
88 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Juice |
99 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Woodsy |
76 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
30 |
1-0-1 |
3 |
|
MommiesBoy (r) |
85 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
Snake |
87 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
HullAss |
104 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Cuba |
83 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Bookie |
96 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
FrenchHooligan |
98 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-0-0 |
2 |
|
Nolanator |
75 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
20 |
0-0-1 |
1 |
|
Old Spice |
87 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Compressor |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
IronMaiden |
100 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
|
BogeyMan (r) |
107 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Grumpy |
109 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
36 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
36 |
72 |
|
| Woodsy |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
36 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
40 |
76 |
3 |
| Nolanator |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
39 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
36 |
75 |
2 |
| Clang |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
37 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
39 |
76 |
2 |
| Chef |
5 |
4 |
2 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
38 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
2 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
37 |
75 |
1 |
| KaDaver |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
41 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
2 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
36 |
77 |
1 |
| PizzaMan |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
42 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
41 |
83 |
0 |
| Cuba |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
41 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
42 |
83 |
0 |
| MommiesBoy (r) |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
48 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
37 |
85 |
0 |
| Snake |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
42 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
8 |
45 |
87 |
0 |
| Old Spice |
6 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
46 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
41 |
87 |
0 |
| XTour |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
45 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
43 |
88 |
0 |
| Compressor |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
8 |
47 |
93 |
0 |
| The Enigma |
5 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
49 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
6 |
45 |
94 |
0 |
| Bookie |
6 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
45 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
51 |
96 |
0 |
| FrenchHooligan |
7 |
7 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
50 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
48 |
98 |
0 |
| Juice |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
48 |
6 |
8 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
51 |
99 |
0 |
| HullAss |
5 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
8 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
8 |
56 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
7 |
48 |
104 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
6 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
7 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
58 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
51 |
109 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
|
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
|
|
9 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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