![Cedarhill LoGo](images/logos/cedarhill150x100.gif) Notables - Notable One. Popeye was at 99-99 lifetime, but has now gone with six straight losses.
- Notable Two. It appears that the Tour has gone bilingual? Maybe actually it has become français.
- Notable Three. There were some upsets today. More than not (16-14). Thus causing some major ladder jumping. X-Man moves from 659 to 125, Spud 158-20, T-Bird 106-12, Billiards 213-125, Nolanator 97-20, Pepilepu 62-12, ToothFairy 69-33, & IronMaiden 32-12.
- Notable Four. Fissures sure do hurt! Too painful to golf!
- Notable Five goes out to the SkinMistress, Iron Maiden et la Maitre des Chiots, DJD. A job well done KIDZ!
![](images/photos/cedarhill400x300.jpg) Quotables
- “Calling on X-Man, I have never played with two hyphens before.”
- “Never trust a mechanic who drives a new car.” “I’ve already changed the oil twice.”
- Grincheux … je suis prendre la role du maitre des chiots.”
- “Why did we suffer so much?”
- “Grumpy, are you playing alone?” “Right now I am, my three playmates are all in their own cart and can’t keep up.”
- “You have more hair on your face than on your head.”
- “You won’t hate me today, I didn’t sleep last night.”
- “Switcheroo … Enigma is on our hole and Spud is on theirs.”
- “I gave it to ToothFairy,” states ToothFairy.
- “The nineteenth (and last) player of the day lands on the green and two putts.”
- “Enigma. You IDIOT!”
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Fri Jul 5, 2013
Summary
Why does anybody ever listen to weather reports? Where was Bubba? Is this a 'lift clean and cheat event? NO! Slammer day in the Nation's Capital, twenty Slammers attack Cedarhill, ready for match play. Five are rookies, three are Windsors, some suffering, some recuperating. Juniors, super seniors, men, ladies, the Tour IS for everyone.
Stars |
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Nolanator |
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3 skins, 2 birds, 1 eagle, 1 dog and a 3-0 record. First victims were Popeye and DJD. That gave Nolanator No. 20 ranking. One hole later, he collected a blue piece of paper from the old man, Spud. Should be safe to make Team Quebec next weekend. Oh yeah, plus 83 bones. New #20? |
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X-Man (r) |
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X-Man beats Billiards and moves to #215. X-Man defeats Grumpy to move up another 68 rungs. X-Man takes down Enigma to move up to 125. His 3-0 record was accompanied by one skin was enough of a leg to stand on to earn 2nd star. New #125? |
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GoTee (r) |
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GoTee's 3-0 record included an upset of PizzaMan (4 and 3), & wins over Philll (7 and 6) and ToothFairy (5 and 4). Even though there were no doggies for GoTee in this round, it was announced that he set a record a few days ago, being the fastest Slammer to acquire 10 doggies. New #33? |
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Stats
- Attendance: 19
- Scoring Average: 90
- Birdie Average: 0.37
- Course Rating: 8
- Best aspects of course:
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $46
- EG Member: $39
- EG Unl. Member: $34
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UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
X-Man (r) [B198] |
The Enigma [B54] |
12 |
Spitz (r) [C26] |
Blue [A26] |
10 |
GoTee (r) [A19] |
PizzaMan [A17] |
15 |
Spitz (r) [C26] |
Pouf [A25] |
10 |
Billiards [C51] |
The Enigma [B54] |
17 |
Spitz (r) [C26] |
Ace (r) [A42] |
10 |
Spud [A48] |
DJD [A13] |
17 |
Philll (r) [C5] |
GoTee (r) [A19] |
12 |
ToothFairy [B26] |
PizzaMan [A17] |
18 |
Philll (r) [C5] |
PizzaMan [A17] |
13 |
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Philll (r) [C5] |
ToothFairy [B26] |
13 |
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Stevie Ray [C1] |
T-bird [A43] |
14 |
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Pepilepu [B24] |
T-bird [A43] |
14 |
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Popeye [B30] |
Spud [A48] |
14 |
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ToothFairy [B26] |
GoTee (r) [A19] |
14 |
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Grumpy [D4] |
X-Man (r) [B198] |
15 |
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Popeye [B30] |
Nolanator [O9] |
15 |
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DJD [A13] |
Nolanator [O9] |
15 |
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Billiards [C51] |
X-Man (r) [B198] |
16 |
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Grumpy [D4] |
Billiards [C51] |
16 |
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Grumpy [D4] |
The Enigma [B54] |
16 |
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Popeye [B30] |
DJD [A13] |
16 |
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Spud [A48] |
Nolanator [O9] |
16 |
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Blue [A26] |
Pouf [A25] |
16 |
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Ace (r) [A42] |
Pouf [A25] |
16 |
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Stevie Ray [C1] |
Pepilepu [B24] |
18 |
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Stevie Ray [C1] |
IronMaiden [B10] |
18 |
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Pepilepu [B24] |
IronMaiden [B10] |
18 |
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T-bird [A43] |
IronMaiden [B10] |
18 |
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Ace (r) [A42] |
Blue [A26] |
18 |
INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
Nolanator |
74 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
33 |
3 |
45 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
X-Man (r) |
96 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
15 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Pouf |
82 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
GoTee (r) |
83 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
T-bird |
90 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
IronMaiden |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
Spud |
83 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Blue |
85 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
ToothFairy |
86 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Billiards |
100 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
DJD |
85 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
33 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Pepilepu |
94 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
15 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Ace (r) |
87 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
PizzaMan |
88 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
The Enigma |
105 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Philll (r) |
97 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
15 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Popeye |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Stevie Ray |
96 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Grumpy |
104 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Spitz (r) |
DQ |
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0-3-0 |
0 |
SKINS |
HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
PAR |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
35 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
35 |
70 |
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Nolanator |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
38 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
36 |
74 |
3 |
Pepilepu |
3 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
48 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
46 |
94 |
1 |
X-Man (r) |
5 |
8 |
8 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
50 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
46 |
96 |
1 |
Philll (r) |
6 |
8 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
7 |
2 |
53 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
44 |
97 |
1 |
Pouf |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
45 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
37 |
82 |
0 |
Spud |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
43 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
40 |
83 |
0 |
GoTee (r) |
8 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
44 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
39 |
83 |
0 |
Blue |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
39 |
85 |
0 |
DJD |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
40 |
85 |
0 |
ToothFairy |
5 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
46 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
40 |
86 |
0 |
Ace (r) |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
44 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
43 |
87 |
0 |
PizzaMan |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
44 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
44 |
88 |
0 |
T-bird |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
44 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
46 |
90 |
0 |
IronMaiden |
4 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
48 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
43 |
91 |
0 |
Popeye |
4 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
8 |
4 |
50 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
43 |
93 |
0 |
Stevie Ray |
5 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
50 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
46 |
96 |
0 |
Billiards |
5 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
51 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
49 |
100 |
0 |
Grumpy |
5 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
4 |
50 |
8 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
54 |
104 |
0 |
The Enigma |
7 |
6 |
8 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
7 |
5 |
58 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
47 |
105 |
0 |
TOTAL |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
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0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
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6 |
Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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