 Notables - AngryBird is in da house! Grumpy, lone member of the Slammer Tour welcome committee, offers up AngryBird's first points on Tour.
- AngryBird earned his first Doggie.
- Gerry, the starter, enjoyed welcoming the Slammers and announced our nicknames with enthusiasm.
- Today's Culligan Doggie winners were AngryBird, KaDaver, Turtle and springlakes at 20 bones each.
- Only three Dynamic Physio and Chiro Skins today and they were awarded by "Luscious Lisa" (Rulz's quotable) to springlakes (birdie on #12) and KaDaver (2 with 2 birdies on #2 and #8) at 26 bones each.
- Rulz owes 2 bones for a whine.
- Table 2 walked out during PizzaMan's thinking out loud, selection/presentation of star 2 and 3.
- There was a rulings claim filed against Rulz. Check out the rulings page for the decision. Freely challenge opponents if you feel they have proceeded incorrectly. The Slammer Tour encourages members to file claims so that all golfers can proceed correctly in the future.
 Quotables
- Hats off in the clubhouse.
- If I lose to you Stevie Ray, I'll shave this beard.
- Up next, SpinMaster!
- I showered this morning.
- She has hair under there?
- You get one club length, but we're not looking.
- I'm only 7 down, there's still a chance to beat him.
- Stiff doesn't work for Turtle.
- That's a mud ball. I change my course rating from 10 to 9.
- "Beautiful!", that's what my mother said when I was born.
- Turtle was born in sand.
- PinShark's last visit to the dining room was in 2010 when he said, "I do!"
- Do I have to play it from here? No, you can pick it up and take an 8.
- Wow, I just chilly-dipped, and I am happy that I did.
- 3-0 is enough, but you didn't say that last week when I beat you.
- I wanna go home.
- Isn't that Grumpy's umbrella in the pond? Didn't anyone try to save him?
- We suck!
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Sun Aug 4, 2013
Summary
IronMaiden, can we move out here? This place is amazing! Everything about the facilities here are top notch. If the Slammer Tour is fortunate enough to play here again, be sure to inski. The extra few bones are well worth the experience.
| Stars |
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KaDaver |
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After a brief holiday out west, 'performance54' dude, KaDaver returned to Ottawa and did not skip a beat. His parting event saw him get a birdie, eagle, dog, skin, 3-0...chaching...today... 2 birdies, 2 skins, a tight dog, 3-0...87 bones! PizzaMan, Intruder and Aggy were happy to pay 5 bones for the lesson. And the Performance54 comment?...check out why the "Dead Guy" makes easy work of his opponents. Awesome! http://performance54golf.com/ |
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Stevie Ray |
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Stevie Ray? PinShark? Stevie Ray? PinShark? Stevie Ray it is! Little bro Ryan defended his rank today by taking care of Pokerface and springlakes, and then winning the ("I'll shave this beard if you beat me" bet) with Vinnie. (I think he left early to go home and shave). No dogs and skins, but there was one bird and a solid match play performance. I guess the $13 sleeve of Pro V's worked. |
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PinShark |
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PinShark drove from 9:00 this morning to make it to the event today. Rulz's smack talk must have motivated him, because he, like Stevie Ray, defended as top dog in his group. In his monthly SlammerTour appearance, PinShark handed it to Turtle, PointZero, and Rulz. A birdie rounded off yet another solid match play performance. Well done! |
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Stats
- Attendance: 16
- Scoring Average: 89
- Birdie Average: 0.5
- Course Rating: 9.5
- Best aspects of course: Everything!
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $85
- EG Member: $75
- EG Unl. Member: $65
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| KaDaver [A41] |
PizzaMan [A10] |
12 |
Aggy [B27] |
KaDaver [A41] |
12 |
| KaDaver [A41] |
Intruder [A32] |
12 |
Vinnie (r) [B16] |
Stevie Ray [C3] |
14 |
| Aggy [B27] |
Intruder [A32] |
16 |
PokerFace [B60] |
Stevie Ray [C3] |
14 |
| Aggy [B27] |
PizzaMan [A10] |
17 |
PokerFace [B60] |
springlakes [A38] |
15 |
|
|
|
PokerFace [B60] |
Vinnie (r) [B16] |
15 |
|
|
|
Turtle [B45] |
Rulz [A22] |
16 |
|
|
|
Turtle [B45] |
PinShark [A11] |
16 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [D2] |
IronMaiden [B11] |
16 |
|
|
|
AngryBird (r) [Unr] |
IronMaiden [B11] |
16 |
|
|
|
Snake [B25] |
IronMaiden [B11] |
16 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [D2] |
AngryBird (r) [Unr] |
16 |
|
|
|
springlakes [A38] |
Stevie Ray [C3] |
17 |
|
|
|
pointZero [A27] |
PinShark [A11] |
17 |
|
|
|
Rulz [A22] |
PinShark [A11] |
17 |
|
|
|
Turtle [B45] |
pointZero [A27] |
17 |
|
|
|
AngryBird (r) [Unr] |
Snake [B25] |
17 |
|
|
|
pointZero [A27] |
Rulz [A22] |
18 |
|
|
|
Intruder [A32] |
PizzaMan [A10] |
18 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [D2] |
Snake [B25] |
18 |
|
|
|
springlakes [A38] |
Vinnie (r) [B16] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
KaDaver |
75 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
2 |
52 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Stevie Ray |
83 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
PinShark |
84 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
IronMaiden |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Aggy |
85 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Snake |
96 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
springlakes |
87 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
1 |
26 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
pointZero |
86 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
Rulz |
87 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
Vinnie (r) |
89 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
AngryBird (r) |
97 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
PizzaMan |
88 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Turtle |
91 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Intruder |
92 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
PokerFace |
97 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Grumpy |
103 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
35 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
36 |
71 |
|
| KaDaver |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
2 |
6 |
35 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
40 |
75 |
2 |
| springlakes |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
40 |
3 |
7 |
2 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
47 |
87 |
1 |
| Stevie Ray |
7 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
41 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
42 |
83 |
0 |
| PinShark |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
41 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
43 |
84 |
0 |
| Aggy |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
43 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
42 |
85 |
0 |
| pointZero |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
43 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
43 |
86 |
0 |
| Rulz |
5 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
46 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
41 |
87 |
0 |
| PizzaMan |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
44 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
44 |
88 |
0 |
| Vinnie (r) |
6 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
45 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
44 |
89 |
0 |
| IronMaiden |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
43 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
48 |
91 |
0 |
| Turtle |
4 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
45 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
46 |
91 |
0 |
| Intruder |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
47 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
45 |
92 |
0 |
| Snake |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
48 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
48 |
96 |
0 |
| AngryBird (r) |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
43 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
54 |
97 |
0 |
| PokerFace |
6 |
8 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
47 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
50 |
97 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
5 |
8 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
50 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
8 |
7 |
5 |
8 |
53 |
103 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
|
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
|
3 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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