 Notables - Congratulations to the Club EG 'A' Team for their near sweep in their intersectional match at Cataraqui in Kingston.(IronMaiden, chill, Juice, Tooth Fairy and SmallPak, played today, and LilMuffin, DrPepper and Flash.
- Happy birthday, Bearcat.
- 7 Slammettes played today.
- All 20 Slammers participated on the 19th today. Lots of fun was had by all.
- Dynamic Physio and Chiro Skins calculated, recalculated and presented by Grumpy went to PriorJock with 2, Tooth Fairy with 2 and SteelCrazy with 1 worth 19 bones each. Thank you Mr Noun or is it Adjective?
- Today's lucrative Culligan Doggies were collected and presented by chill to herself and PizzaMan and were worth 50 bones each! Chaching!
- PizzaMan had a new doggie ball today. It was a real piece of pizza in a doggie bag from Boston Pizza.
 Quotables
- That was a long day.
- Is she his wife or his mistress.
- 50 bones!!
- Don't be mean to PizzaMan. What do you mean, this is nicer than we usually are.
- She doesn't even let me do that.
- Are you still talking, Inch?
- Hurry up Grumpy, Halestorm has to go to school in the morning.
- I played my way up tp the whites.
- I just want to warn you guys that I'm gonna suck today. Do you want my 5 bucks now?
- That's a Doggie doggie bag.
- I won't tell your dad you swore if you don't tell my kids that I did.
- Who would leave a giant leaf on the green!? Um...God!
- Mother, can I have another?
- I broke a nail.
- Brockville...it eats you up, spits you out and laughs at you.
- He's not 2 inches, he's only 1 inch.
- Grumpy doesn't get it.
- Golf seemed easy yesterday when I was caddying.
- Bobcat, what did you have?
- I don't usually do well on that hole. Which hole? Any hole!
- Wow, that was a terrible eagle putt.
- You have good scores today, but suck on the doggies.
- That ball is yours, Bobcat.
- That was a long day.
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Sun Sep 7, 2014
Summary
The Brockville Country Club....Wow! We had...incredible conditions, Potter, 7 Slammettes, leftover pizza, PriorJock (a newbie), teachers, students, hangovers, 5 Club EG Ladies A Intersectional Champs, poutine, icy beverages, full 19th hole participation, good golf, bad golf, lots of fun, lots of laughs...What a day!
| Stars |
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PriorJock (r) |
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New to the tour, this '6' handicapper was in tough today. He took out Bearcat on 11 then had to hunker down to finish off Potter and Grumpy on 12. Though it was a bit of a mismatch, PriorJock still threw down 3 birdies and one dog ball. He managed to hold on to 2 of those for a couple of 19 bone skins. Welcome! |
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Pipeline |
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'Captain' Pipeline has lost his eye patch and seems to be using to both eyes to the best of his ability. He ousted Aggy and YipMeister, then completed the sweep with the upset win over Clang to jump into the top 10. Well done, arrrrr! |
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chill |
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The A/B Class lady finished the day like an A. chill took home a nice 50 bone dog and took out Halestorm, SmallPak and IronMaiden for the 6 points. Great performance. |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 20
- Scoring Average: 94
- Birdie Average: 0.5
- Course Rating: 8.5
- Best aspects of course: True greens.
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $55
- EG Member: $47
- EG Unl. Member: $40
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| chill [B17] |
IronMaiden [B13] |
13 |
ZenGirl [C13] |
Juice [A21] |
11 |
| Flagondry [B46] |
Juice [A21] |
16 |
BearCat [B68] |
PriorJock (r) [Unr] |
11 |
| Inch [B35] |
PizzaMan [A13] |
16 |
ZenGirl [C13] |
ToothFairy [B40] |
11 |
| Steel Crazy (r) [B18] |
PizzaMan [A13] |
16 |
Smallpak [B57] |
chill [B17] |
11 |
| Potter [C4] |
PizzaMan [A13] |
17 |
Grumpy [D2] |
PriorJock (r) [Unr] |
12 |
| Pipeline [B12] |
Clang [A5] |
17 |
Potter [C4] |
PriorJock (r) [Unr] |
12 |
| Flagondry [B46] |
ToothFairy [B40] |
17 |
ZenGirl [C13] |
Flagondry [B46] |
12 |
| Inch [B35] |
Steel Crazy (r) [B18] |
17 |
Aggy [B55] |
Clang [A5] |
13 |
|
|
|
HaleStorm (r) [O9] |
chill [B17] |
13 |
|
|
|
Smallpak [B57] |
HaleStorm (r) [O9] |
13 |
|
|
|
BearCat [B68] |
Potter [C4] |
14 |
|
|
|
Smallpak [B57] |
IronMaiden [B13] |
15 |
|
|
|
Grumpy [D2] |
Potter [C4] |
15 |
|
|
|
Aggy [B55] |
YipMeister [B39] |
15 |
|
|
|
ToothFairy [B40] |
Juice [A21] |
16 |
|
|
|
Aggy [B55] |
Pipeline [B12] |
16 |
|
|
|
Sutty [C16] |
PizzaMan [A13] |
17 |
|
|
|
Sutty [C16] |
Inch [B35] |
17 |
|
|
|
YipMeister [B39] |
Pipeline [B12] |
17 |
|
|
|
Sutty [C16] |
Steel Crazy (r) [B18] |
17 |
|
|
|
HaleStorm (r) [O9] |
IronMaiden [B13] |
18 |
|
|
|
BearCat [B68] |
Grumpy [D2] |
18 |
|
|
|
YipMeister [B39] |
Clang [A5] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
chill |
83 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
50 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
PriorJock (r) |
79 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
38 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Pipeline |
86 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Flagondry |
87 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Inch |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Potter |
94 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-1-0 |
6 |
|
Steel Crazy (r) |
94 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
19 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Juice |
90 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Clang |
88 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
YipMeister |
92 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
HaleStorm (r) |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
IronMaiden |
96 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
PizzaMan |
96 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
50 |
0 |
0 |
1-3-0 |
2 |
|
ToothFairy |
98 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
38 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
BearCat |
104 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
|
Grumpy |
108 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
|
Aggy |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Smallpak |
100 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Sutty |
100 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
ZenGirl |
106 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
37 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
35 |
72 |
|
| PriorJock (r) |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
39 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
40 |
79 |
2 |
| ToothFairy |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
49 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
49 |
98 |
2 |
| Steel Crazy (r) |
5 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
50 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
44 |
94 |
1 |
| chill |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
42 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
41 |
83 |
0 |
| Pipeline |
6 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
45 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
41 |
86 |
0 |
| Flagondry |
7 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
46 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
41 |
87 |
0 |
| Clang |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
39 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
49 |
88 |
0 |
| Juice |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
45 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
45 |
90 |
0 |
| YipMeister |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
42 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
8 |
50 |
92 |
0 |
| Inch |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
47 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
46 |
93 |
0 |
| Aggy |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
47 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
46 |
93 |
0 |
| Potter |
8 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
50 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
44 |
94 |
0 |
| HaleStorm (r) |
6 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
45 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
50 |
95 |
0 |
| IronMaiden |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
48 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
48 |
96 |
0 |
| PizzaMan |
6 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
2 |
46 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
50 |
96 |
0 |
| Sutty |
5 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
50 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
50 |
100 |
0 |
| BearCat |
5 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
8 |
4 |
2 |
51 |
7 |
6 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
53 |
104 |
0 |
| ZenGirl |
7 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
8 |
8 |
6 |
3 |
56 |
7 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
50 |
106 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
6 |
4 |
6 |
8 |
6 |
8 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
57 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
51 |
108 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
|
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
|
5 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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