The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

New Slammer "Lion" went 3-0. Welcome! He opted out of skins and would have cut off 2.
19 T-bird/T-bone online challenges.
Chef plays IronMaiden for the first time in 7 years (498 matches)
Pepilepu brought grapes and wine.
StevieRay shared cherries.
PizzaMan hit top of rock face on 18 and is left with 95 yds from center of fairway after a huge bounce.
Chilly...I hit it over the green with my six iron on hole number...bla bla bla...
IronMaiden's Culligan Water Doggie Report...T-Bird, Old Spice, Turtle and 2 for IronMaiden were worth 20 bones each.
Cuba's 4 skin day sponsored by Dynamic Physio and Chiro were presented to himself, K-Dog, Old Spice and Big Guy worth 22 bones each.

Quotables

If at first you don't succeed, try inski again.
You might be able to play that one out of the cemetery.
for $3.5 billion would you...
No 77 today. Maybe 107!
That was definitely a 'heat' stroke.
1 penalty stroke, 2 heat strokes, just give me and 8.
DJD turned purple.
Bling smells nice.
You're a teacher, take control. I'm on holidays.
Chilly...I hit it over the green on hole 4 on my second shot with...bla bla bla...
Balls don't sit in my lap.
Calm down Pepi!
K-dog..cut off by IronMaiden...K-Dog...cut off by IronMaiden
What tees do YOU want me to play from?

Wed Jul 2, 2014

Summary
I seem to be repeating myself when I write these reports, but here goes. Golf courses in Ottawa are in beautiful condition. Greens, fairways and hospitality have been second to none, and Gatineau was no exception today. All eligible Slammers get out there and try to improve your ranking so that you can qualify for The July 12th Commish Cup.

Stars
	Old Spice
	"Old Spice made a man of my son". ( http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JEbpbNTkIdk&feature=kp) Well maybe, not but he played like one today. 2 cuts of beef and a stinky visitor were no match as the sweet smell of victory flowed from Old Spice's pores. 2 birds, a skin and a dog capped off this first star performance.
	ZZZ Lion (r)
	In his in inaugural event, this new Slammer did not come "in like a sheep" at all. He was all Lion all the way. Firstly, he represented and stepped back to the blue tees on number 1 and didn't look back. Though he opted out of skins today, 2 of his 3 birdies would have cut off 2 other skins. Lion preyed on Beads, K-Dog and Flyer, and jumped from 497 to 76 in the rankings. Welcome to the tour.
	Stevie Ray
	StevieRay, StevieRay, StevieRay...he was a steady Eddie today. His 3-0 performance today included a fried egg bunker shot hole-out birdie, a one over back nine, one ProV, and a sad Big Guy, Gator and PizzaMan. Well doneski.

Onsite Coordinator

PizzaMan

Stats

Attendance: 20
Scoring Average: 86
Birdie Average: 1
Course Rating: 8.5
Best aspects of course: greens

Kids

The Kids earned $15

Event Fees

ST Member: $48
EG Member: $43
EG Unl. Member: $38

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Stevie Ray [C3]	PizzaMan [A19]	16	Big Guy [D1]	Stevie Ray [C3]	12
Smallpak [B43]	IronMaiden [B20]	18	IronMaiden [B20]	Chilly [A25]	12
Porterhouse (r) [Unr]	T-Bone [B3]	18	Beads (r) [Unr]	ZZZ Lion (r) [A103]	12
Pepilepu [B35]	T-Bone [B3]	18	Beads (r) [Unr]	Flyer [B36]	12
Cuba [A27]	T-bird [A7]	18	Gator [B45]	Stevie Ray [C3]	13
			IronMaiden [B20]	Chef [O6]	13
			Big Guy [D1]	PizzaMan [A19]	13
			Gator [B45]	PizzaMan [A19]	14
			K-Dog (r) [B83]	Flyer [B36]	14
			K-Dog (r) [B83]	ZZZ Lion (r) [A103]	14
			Smallpak [B43]	Chilly [A25]	15
			Turtle [B41]	Cuba [A27]	15
			Smallpak [B43]	Chef [O6]	16
			Big Guy [D1]	Gator [B45]	16
			Beads (r) [Unr]	K-Dog (r) [B83]	16
			T-Bone [B3]	Old Spice [A21]	17
			Turtle [B41]	T-bird [A7]	17
			Porterhouse (r) [Unr]	Old Spice [A21]	17
			Pepilepu [B35]	Old Spice [A21]	17
			Flyer [B36]	ZZZ Lion (r) [A103]	17
			Chilly [A25]	Chef [O6]	18
			Porterhouse (r) [Unr]	Pepilepu [B35]	18
			DJD [A23]	T-bird [A7]	18
			Cuba [A27]	DJD [A23]	18
			Turtle [B41]	DJD [A23]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Old Spice	87	2	0	1	20	1	22	3-0-0	6
Stevie Ray	79	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
ZZZ Lion (r)	80	3	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Cuba	78	2	0	0	0	1	22	2-0-1	5
Chilly	74	2	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Chef	75	2	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Flyer	80	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
DJD	81	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-2	4
PizzaMan	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
T-bird	82	0	0	1	20	0	0	1-1-1	3
Pepilepu	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Porterhouse (r)	90	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
K-Dog (r)	90	2	0	0	0	1	22	1-2-0	2
Smallpak	80	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Gator	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
IronMaiden	81	1	0	2	40	0	0	0-3-0	0
Turtle	86	1	0	1	20	0	0	0-3-0	0
Big Guy	103	1	0	0	0	1	22	0-3-0	0
T-Bone	91	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Beads (r)	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	3	5	4	4	4	3	5	36	3	4	3	4	4	5	3	5	4	35	71
Cuba	5	4	4	4	5	4	7	4	5	42	2	5	3	4	4	5	3	5	5	36	78	1
Old Spice	5	6	4	7	5	6	5	4	4	46	4	4	2	5	5	6	5	5	5	41	87	1
K-Dog (r)	7	8	4	7	5	5	5	4	6	51	2	5	3	5	5	7	3	4	5	39	90	1
Big Guy	6	8	5	8	5	5	8	2	6	53	4	4	5	6	8	6	5	8	4	50	103	1
Chilly	5	4	3	5	4	4	4	3	4	36	5	3	3	4	4	5	4	6	4	38	74	0
Chef	5	4	3	5	4	6	4	4	4	39	4	3	3	4	4	5	3	5	5	36	75	0
Stevie Ray	5	6	4	5	4	4	5	4	6	43	4	3	3	4	4	5	3	5	5	36	79	0
Flyer	4	5	4	7	5	4	5	3	5	42	4	4	3	5	5	5	3	5	4	38	80	0
IronMaiden	5	5	4	6	4	4	5	4	5	42	2	4	4	5	5	6	3	5	5	39	81	0
DJD	4	6	2	5	4	4	5	3	5	38	5	4	3	5	6	5	5	6	4	43	81	0
T-bird	5	5	3	7	5	5	5	3	5	43	4	4	3	4	5	5	3	5	6	39	82	0
Turtle	4	5	4	6	5	5	7	3	5	44	4	3	3	5	5	8	4	6	4	42	86	0
Pepilepu	4	5	4	5	5	4	7	4	5	43	4	5	3	6	7	6	3	7	5	46	89	0
Porterhouse (r)	6	5	2	8	4	5	5	4	5	44	5	4	4	6	7	5	5	5	5	46	90	0
PizzaMan	7	6	3	7	4	4	4	3	6	44	4	4	4	5	4	7	5	8	5	46	90	0
T-Bone	5	6	2	7	5	6	6	4	5	46	4	4	3	5	8	6	3	5	7	45	91	0
Beads (r)	6	5	4	7	5	6	8	4	6	51	5	4	4	6	4	8	5	7	6	49	100	0
Gator	7	7	3	5	4	7	7	4	6	50	6	6	4	5	8	6	4	6	6	51	101	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	1	0		0	0	1	0	0	0	0	1	0			4
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
		AS	1U	1U	1U	1U	1U	2U	3U	2U	3U	3U	3U	3U	4U	-	-	-
	5	4	3	5	4	4	4	3	4	5	3	3	4	4	5	-	-	-
	4	6	4	5	4	4	4	4	6	4	4	3	4	4	6	-	-	-
	1U	AS														-	-	-
RESULT: Chilly wins 4 and 3 Start match at hole:

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