 Notables - Kricket returns to the course where he had a hole in one several years ago.
- Cable Guy returns to the Slammer Tour after several years absence
- Sunny has never ever ever played so much golf
- Four Slammers elected to sign up for the double headed here today, and a fifth had such a good 18th hole in the first round, he stayed for the second.
- Thanks to The Enigma for calculating he Dynamic Physio skins and awarding them efficiently to Sunny(3), Flyer(2),Cuba, and Compressor.
- Thanks to Sunny for awarding the Culligan Doggies to Flyer, The Enigma, Cable Guy, Kricket and Himself.
 Quotables
- The Enigma is not Grumpy, so the skins report did not interfere with our later tee time.
- Are you going to change out here ?
- You are supposed to say"you wish"
- I cant wait for this afternoon to watch Dracula get no skins.
- Sunny's 2 handed backhand looks like a normal but cross-handed forehand.
- Do they make left handed tennis rackets?
- What good are provisionals if you can't use common sense and play one when it would really be useful.
- There is no cart girl, so here is a full cooler of beer.
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Fri Aug 1, 2014
Summary
Eight Slammers rode out of rainy Ottawa and found Lombard Glen to be an oasis of sunshine and friendship. Flyer, Birdman, Sunny, Enigma, CableGuy, Kricket, Compressor and Cuba gave it their best and gave better than they got. They all gave %110. They did whatever the coach asked for the good of the team. Obviously we would have all liked to win every time out but.....
| Stars |
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Flyer |
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You would think this guy is the captain of the Philadelphia Flyers as he does whatever it takes to go 3-0, which includes beating his scoring median while capturing 2 skins and taking a dog. Un-tradeable! |
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CableGuy |
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No longer really a cable guy, he goes 2-1 in his matches after a 4 year hiatus from the tour, due to a couple of young kids who need more attention than Callaways and Titleist's. A dog secured his stardom and enticed him to join in the afternoon event ! Superb ! |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 8
- Scoring Average: 90
- Birdie Average: 0.75
- Course Rating: 8.5
- Best aspects of course: Greens were awesome.....except after some little critter started eating #17.
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $39
- EG Member: $32
- EG Unl. Member: $27
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Flyer [B22] |
Birdman [B20] |
13 |
Kricket [B47] |
Cuba [A8] |
10 |
| CableGuy [B144] |
Kricket [B47] |
15 |
Birdman [B20] |
Sunny [B3] |
13 |
| Flyer [B22] |
Compressor [B9] |
15 |
CableGuy [B144] |
Cuba [A8] |
13 |
| The Enigma [B82] |
Kricket [B47] |
17 |
The Enigma [B82] |
Cuba [A8] |
13 |
| CableGuy [B144] |
The Enigma [B82] |
17 |
Compressor [B9] |
Sunny [B3] |
14 |
| Flyer [B22] |
Sunny [B3] |
18 |
Birdman [B20] |
Compressor [B9] |
16 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
Flyer |
81 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
8 |
2 |
10 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Cuba |
78 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
5 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Sunny |
83 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
8 |
3 |
15 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
CableGuy |
93 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
The Enigma |
98 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Compressor |
91 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
5 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Kricket |
103 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Birdman |
96 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
35 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
35 |
70 |
|
| Sunny |
5 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
8 |
3 |
2 |
5 |
39 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
44 |
83 |
3 |
| Flyer |
5 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
41 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
40 |
81 |
2 |
| Cuba |
6 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
39 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
39 |
78 |
1 |
| Compressor |
5 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
2 |
5 |
6 |
44 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
47 |
91 |
1 |
| CableGuy |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
48 |
93 |
0 |
| Birdman |
6 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
46 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
50 |
96 |
0 |
| The Enigma |
6 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
48 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
8 |
8 |
3 |
3 |
5 |
50 |
98 |
0 |
| Kricket |
7 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
51 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
8 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
52 |
103 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
|
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
|
7 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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