 Notables - 6 par 3's but only 4 of them hit. Doh! CableGuy, Sunny, Cuba and Luvlife take home $10 dogs. Thanks to Enigma for his doggie style. Speaking of doggie stylings, Pearls has pearls on her dog balls. Very clever
- Skins worth a whopping $4 each. Not the best ROI. I blame Stephen Harper for the struggling Skin Economy. Dracula takes 3, Sunny takes 2, Cuba takes 2 and Flyer 1.
- Kids get $18.50 -- yep the greens are tough.
- The mosquitos here suck more than Dracula. They are his blood brothers.
 Quotables
- "How about that, Sunny?"
- "Oh no... Oh yes ... oh no"
- "I saw a little cat that was digging what looked like a little cat."
- "Your putter is the best club in my bag.
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Fri Aug 1, 2014
Summary
The back half of a double-header in rural Smith Falls was a great weather day at a very fun course. Eight Slammers, some of whom played 36 and had lunch on the Commish, went home happy and well-tanned. Fashionista alert! Luvlife mixed fuchsia and black masterfully. Pearls had a smart mix of yellow and taupe. Cuba was nattily attired in white on white. And Dracula's haberdasher matched teals and whites from head to toe. Looks can thrill!
| Stars |
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Dracula |
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For a while the garlic the OC slid into the Dark Lord's golf bag was working! But then Drac overcame. He went 3-0. Soared up the rankings and grabbed 3 skins in the process. It is always fun to announce "this Slammer sucks..." on the first tee and not be mean about it. Dracula sucks so good! |
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Luvlife |
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Luvlife came all the way from Quebec to play with these Slammers. Always stays positive and has fun. She went into skins and dogs to make sure it was an official event. AND she made a dog on the last Par 3. Ya gotta love Luvlife. |
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Cuba |
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He's Cuba! :) 'Nuff said. |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 8
- Scoring Average: 92
- Birdie Average: 0.25
- Course Rating: 8.5
- Best aspects of course: These greens are very good; Friendly staff make the drive worthwhile; Having a beer called Barking Squirrel on tap just makes us all smile.
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $39
- EG Member: $32
- EG Unl. Member: $27
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
|
|
|
Luvlife [D29] |
Sunny [B4] |
10 |
|
|
|
Luvlife [D29] |
The Enigma [B48] |
10 |
|
|
|
Luvlife [D29] |
Dracula [A39] |
10 |
|
|
|
CableGuy [B47] |
Cuba [A8] |
13 |
|
|
|
Pearls [C8] |
Cuba [A8] |
13 |
|
|
|
Pearls [C8] |
Flyer [B3] |
14 |
|
|
|
The Enigma [B48] |
Sunny [B4] |
15 |
|
|
|
The Enigma [B48] |
Dracula [A39] |
15 |
|
|
|
CableGuy [B47] |
Flyer [B3] |
16 |
|
|
|
Flyer [B3] |
Cuba [A8] |
16 |
|
|
|
Pearls [C8] |
CableGuy [B47] |
17 |
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|
|
Sunny [B4] |
Dracula [A39] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
Cuba |
82 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
2 |
8 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Dracula |
82 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
12 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Sunny |
84 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
2 |
8 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Flyer |
88 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
4 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
CableGuy |
91 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
The Enigma |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Luvlife |
115 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Pearls |
99 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
35 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
35 |
70 |
|
| Dracula |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
42 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
40 |
82 |
3 |
| Cuba |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
5 |
38 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
44 |
82 |
2 |
| Sunny |
5 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
2 |
4 |
5 |
43 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
41 |
84 |
2 |
| Flyer |
6 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
42 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
46 |
88 |
1 |
| CableGuy |
6 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
44 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
47 |
91 |
0 |
| The Enigma |
6 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
50 |
95 |
0 |
| Luvlife |
8 |
8 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
61 |
8 |
5 |
7 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
54 |
115 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
|
0 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
|
8 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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