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Notables

  • This shotgun event had the six groups of Slammers starting on the first three holes. For ten-hole purposes, please note that hole three's undefeated people were RipZone & IronMaiden, going undefeated and starting on two were Fowler & The Game. Sunny & the tie between chill & Gru were the hole one undefeated starters.
  • Fowler - longest drive - hole 14 INTO the wind merely went 300 yards. Six holes earlier he went way back into that backyard that only those from the blues ever see. His second shot was a 205 yard seven iron and then his eagle putt.
  • The second youngest Slammer was SunnyBoy who had two dogs and a skin. He also chose NOT to challenge Malone, but had he of done so - he would have won 2 and 1 and awoke Tuesday morning as #5.
  • Thank you Gru for doing the Culligan Water doggie duty. Including all the bone collecting, and picking up the balls.
  • Iron Maiden once again loaded the scores into the laptop to give us the Dynamic Physio & Chiro skins report. Un gros merci.
  • AnnaBanana and Drone are the two newest Slammers. They both played in their inaugural event today and both posted the same 0-3 records to start their career near the 800 ranking, come again soon and beat somebody and get a better ranking. You are the 273rd & 274th to Slam this season.

Quotables

  • Not much said today.
  • "I play the white tees!"
  • "Spezza opened up a bakery and specializes in turnovers."
  • "Hey Ripper, I was just saying that I haven't played with you since you fell in love."
  • "Gru wins the lottery, YOU ARE ALL MY MINIONS now."
  • Rulz bailed and wrote "The usual. Sigh!"
  • "How did i get an 8?" "I think that you were in trouble with the first seven shots, Honey."
  • "No Duke, you cannot win the case of beer, with your drive on hole one. You must be playing hole eighteen."
  • "I'm never certain if he is finished or saving it for later." guess who said that and about whom
Event: Canadian
Tue Jul 1, 2014
Summary
Young and old arrived. Male and females. Rookies and veterans alike. The biggest winners? The Tour is in fine shape as our two youngest Slammers won the most bones. What can be said about the Canadian? From the top on down - we were treated by a FIRST CLASS organization. All aspects of the day were well managed by Mark, Dale and team. THANK YOU! When will the golf industry ever be able to have a class action suit against the weathermen, bureau, Environment Canada. WRONG AGAIN, and we all know of many people who chose NOT to golf today.

Stars
Sunny
3-0, Sunny welcomed Drone to the Tour, handing him his first loss, and he did it 8 and 6. A couple of holes later, he beat SunnyBoy for the 15th time in their 16 career matches. His 'upset' happened only on the 18th hole. He beat Malone to move into 4th spot on the ladder. This was Sunny's first {career is at 3-13-1) win over Malone on Canadian soil. No - not just at the Canadian Golf and CC. His first ever win in Canada. That upset was a jump of 18 rungs. Enjoy your $25 gift certificate at the Royal Oak.
Fowler
3-0, an eagle (hole 8), two birds (10& 13), a dog (hole 16), a couple of skins and as #9, upsets #6 to end the day in seventh. A couple of notables to the left. He did win sixty bones plus a couple of other pretty major prizes, and his Royal Oak gift certificate as star. Better than a day at work? - and he is only 19 (just turned). Hey kid remember to not be idle and drop three positions again.
Gru
2-0-1 means undefeated. How did he get there? Gru continued his career dominance over PizzaMan, with his fourth straight win - this time 7 and 6. He then upset Juice 2 and 1, moving from 36th to 19th, and earning the Royal Oak certificate. His third match - with chill ended in a draw, when he birdied their final hole. That bird was good for the final skin of the day {just a few seconds before IM did on hole two.}
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 24
  • Scoring Average: 94
  • Birdie Average: 0.79
  • Course Rating: 8.5
  • Best aspects of course: Great Rolling Fairways
Kids
  • The Kids earned $19
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $100
  • EG Member: $90
  • EG Unl. Member: $80

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Guinness [D3] Lulu (r) [D2] 14 PizzaMan [A19] Gru [B14] 11
chill [B7] Juice [A12] 16 Drone T (r) [Unr] Sunny [B6] 12
SunShine [B77] BearCat [B61] 16 Lulu (r) [D2] The Game [B55] 12
Gru [B14] Juice [A12] 17 Kaki [C63] Duke [A45] 12
Blue [A17] GoTee [A4] 17 Grumpy [D6] Ripzone [B48] 13
Sunny [B6] Malone [O2] 18 AnnaBanana (r) [Unr] IronMaiden [B20] 13
AnnaBanana (r) [Unr] SunShine [B77] 13
PizzaMan [A19] chill [B7] 13
Lulu (r) [D2] ShortStack [A40] 13
Grumpy [D6] Duke [A45] 13
Kaki [C63] Ripzone [B48] 14
PizzaMan [A19] Juice [A12] 14
BearCat [B61] IronMaiden [B20] 14
AnnaBanana (r) [Unr] BearCat [B61] 14
SunnyBoy [B110] Sunny [B6] 15
Drone T (r) [Unr] Malone [O2] 15
SunShine [B77] IronMaiden [B20] 15
Guinness [D3] The Game [B55] 15
Duke [A45] Ripzone [B48] 16
Burnsy [O9] Blue [A17] 16
Burnsy [O9] Fowler [O1] 16
Blue [A17] Fowler [O1] 16
GoTee [A4] Fowler [O1] 16
Guinness [D3] ShortStack [A40] 16
Drone T (r) [Unr] SunnyBoy [B110] 17
ShortStack [A40] The Game [B55] 17
Kaki [C63] Grumpy [D6] 18
Gru [B14] chill [B7] 18
Burnsy [O9] GoTee [A4] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Fowler 82 2 1 1 30 2 30 3-0-0 6
IronMaiden 86 1 0 0 0 1 15 3-0-0 6
Sunny 82 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
The Game 89 3 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Ripzone 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
chill 81 0 0 1 30 0 0 2-0-1 5
Gru 80 1 0 0 0 1 15 2-0-1 5
Blue 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
ShortStack 91 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Duke 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
SunShine 97 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
SunnyBoy 90 3 0 2 60 1 15 1-1-0 2
Malone 85 4 0 0 0 2 30 1-1-0 2
Juice 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
GoTee 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
BearCat 97 1 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Guinness 107 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Grumpy 109 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Kaki 111 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Burnsy 91 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Drone T (r) 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
PizzaMan 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
AnnaBanana (r) 107 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Lulu (r) 109 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 5 4 3 4 4 4 3 5 3 35 5 4 4 4 4 4 3 5 4 37 72
Fowler 6 6 3 4 7 4 4 3 4 41 4 5 5 3 4 4 3 6 7 41 82 2
Malone 7 6 5 7 3 4 3 5 4 44 6 6 3 4 5 3 5 6 3 41 85 2
Gru 4 4 5 5 5 4 3 6 4 40 6 4 4 5 5 4 3 5 4 40 80 1
IronMaiden 7 3 5 4 4 5 3 5 5 41 6 8 5 4 5 4 3 5 5 45 86 1
SunnyBoy 7 4 3 5 6 7 2 5 4 43 4 5 6 6 7 7 2 5 5 47 90 1
chill 5 4 5 6 4 5 4 5 3 41 6 6 4 4 4 4 3 5 4 40 81 0
Sunny 5 5 3 4 5 5 3 5 3 38 6 4 4 6 7 4 5 5 3 44 82 0
Juice 7 4 5 4 5 5 4 6 3 43 6 5 4 5 4 5 3 7 4 43 86 0
Blue 6 4 5 4 7 6 3 6 3 44 5 4 5 4 5 5 3 5 7 43 87 0
The Game 6 7 3 5 8 7 4 6 2 48 6 5 3 4 5 5 2 7 4 41 89 0
ShortStack 6 7 5 5 6 5 4 6 3 47 4 6 5 5 5 4 3 8 4 44 91 0
Burnsy 6 4 4 6 6 7 4 7 4 48 4 5 4 5 5 4 4 5 7 43 91 0
Ripzone 6 4 5 5 5 7 3 5 4 44 8 5 6 5 5 4 3 6 6 48 92 0
GoTee 5 4 4 8 5 6 3 6 3 44 7 5 8 4 6 4 5 7 5 51 95 0
Duke 7 5 3 7 6 5 4 7 4 48 6 6 5 4 5 4 4 8 6 48 96 0
BearCat 8 5 4 5 4 5 4 7 2 44 8 5 6 5 5 6 3 7 8 53 97 0
Drone T (r) 6 4 4 6 5 6 5 5 4 45 7 6 5 6 8 6 3 6 6 53 98 0
PizzaMan 6 5 5 5 7 5 6 6 6 51 8 5 4 5 5 5 3 8 5 48 99 0
AnnaBanana (r) 5 7 5 6 6 5 6 7 5 52 7 7 6 5 7 7 3 6 7 55 107 0
Guinness 8 5 8 5 5 6 4 8 6 55 7 4 4 4 6 7 8 5 7 52 107 0
Grumpy 6 5 4 8 8 8 5 6 6 56 6 7 6 5 6 6 4 8 5 53 109 0
TOTAL 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 7
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 2U 2U 3U 4U 5U 5U 6U 7U 8U - - - - - - -
4 4 5 5 5 4 3 6 4 6 4 - - - - - - -
6 5 5 5 7 5 6 6 6 8 5 - - - - - - -
- - - - - - -
RESULT: Gru wins 8 and 7 Start match at hole:
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