 Notables - The bugs we are being bitten by are similar to ladybugs, but they don't actually bite so much as pinch with their teeth.
- Malone and Swanny were all over the course in a cart, looking for friends.
- All 6 par 3's resulted in Culligan Water dogs, by 6 separate Slammers.
- Dynamic Physio and Chiropractic Skins were won by Kadaver, McGoop(2)and J-Money(2). Supersy was best dressed Slammer, wearing blue and white !
 Quotables
- Maybe McGoop will sell me a beer.
- I know you struggle with finger food but you must be good with calamari
- He is the only one I know that can make an 8, then joke about it.
- I would have beeten him if I had run over him in my cart.
- She will be here, then beat us all.
- Any fish ?
- I have no kippers in my bag.
- I had a bug in my sock !
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Tue Oct 14, 2014
Summary
Sixteen Slammers gathered at The Marshes and played until sunset in breezy warm conditions.
| Stars |
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Supersy |
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SuperSy, the Superniceguy, took on the elite 1 and 2, plus formidable Juice, and sent 2 of them to a loss. SuperSy is now #2 in the overall Slammer rankings ! Admittedly nervous on 18, he parred the hole and sealed his victory over Woodsy. He also won a cool Tim Hortons collectors card, which will probably be proudly displayed in his home for decades. Fittingly, he was best dressed Slammer today, wearing Maple Leafs blue and white, which radiated victoriously in the afternoon sunshine. |
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IronMaiden |
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IronMaiden dominated the greens by making numerous 6 footers and went 3-0 over GoTee, Cuba and Skeeter. She left dog balls everywhere, ultimately claiming one. She also saved a small garter snake from an untimely demise by snatching it from a cart path, imparting some road safety advice to it, then releasing it in some tall snarly foliage nearby. |
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KaDaver |
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Playing rarely due to his commitment coaching the Carleton Ravens Golf Team, he zombied the links better than his adversaries and played below his scoring average, posting a 3-0 day. We still can't figure out how he birdied 15, but hitting into the sun with a strong crosswind payed off as a skin, and 3rd star. |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 16
- Scoring Average: 88
- Birdie Average: 0.69
- Course Rating: 6.5
- Best aspects of course: Fast carts.
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $79
- EG Member: $69
- EG Unl. Member: $59
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| IronMaiden [B10] |
Skeeter [A6] |
13 |
Juice [A4] |
McGoop [O1] |
12 |
| Cuba [A11] |
Skeeter [A6] |
13 |
Turtle [B33] |
KaDaver [A44] |
13 |
| IronMaiden [B10] |
GoTee [A3] |
15 |
Supersy [C9] |
McGoop [O1] |
13 |
| Cuba [A11] |
GoTee [A3] |
15 |
Woodsy [A1] |
McGoop [O1] |
13 |
| IronMaiden [B10] |
Cuba [A11] |
16 |
TripleM (r) [B32] |
J-Money [B7] |
13 |
| FingZ (r) [B22] |
Steel Crazy (r) [B13] |
16 |
Stevie Ray [C3] |
J-Money [B7] |
13 |
| Supersy [C9] |
Juice [A4] |
18 |
Turtle [B33] |
FingZ (r) [B22] |
13 |
| Supersy [C9] |
Woodsy [A1] |
18 |
Turtle [B33] |
Steel Crazy (r) [B13] |
14 |
| Skeeter [A6] |
GoTee [A3] |
18 |
TripleM (r) [B32] |
Switch [B31] |
15 |
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|
|
Switch [B31] |
J-Money [B7] |
17 |
|
|
|
Steel Crazy (r) [B13] |
KaDaver [A44] |
17 |
|
|
|
FingZ (r) [B22] |
KaDaver [A44] |
17 |
|
|
|
Juice [A4] |
Woodsy [A1] |
18 |
|
|
|
Stevie Ray [C3] |
Switch [B31] |
18 |
|
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|
Stevie Ray [C3] |
TripleM (r) [B32] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
McGoop |
73 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
13 |
2 |
32 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
J-Money |
84 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
13 |
2 |
32 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
KaDaver |
81 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
13 |
1 |
16 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
IronMaiden |
87 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Cuba |
85 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Supersy |
86 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
FingZ (r) |
86 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Switch |
90 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Woodsy |
87 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Steel Crazy (r) |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
TripleM (r) |
92 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Skeeter |
92 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Juice |
87 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Stevie Ray |
94 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
13 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
GoTee |
96 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Turtle |
99 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
36 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
36 |
72 |
|
| McGoop |
4 |
8 |
2 |
5 |
2 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
36 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
37 |
73 |
2 |
| J-Money |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
39 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
8 |
5 |
8 |
2 |
5 |
45 |
84 |
2 |
| KaDaver |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
41 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
2 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
40 |
81 |
1 |
| Cuba |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
41 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
44 |
85 |
0 |
| Supersy |
4 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
45 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
41 |
86 |
0 |
| FingZ (r) |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
39 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
47 |
86 |
0 |
| Woodsy |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
42 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
45 |
87 |
0 |
| IronMaiden |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
2 |
7 |
45 |
87 |
0 |
| Juice |
4 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
2 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
44 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
43 |
87 |
0 |
| Switch |
5 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
48 |
90 |
0 |
| Steel Crazy (r) |
4 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
42 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
49 |
91 |
0 |
| TripleM (r) |
6 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
47 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
8 |
3 |
4 |
45 |
92 |
0 |
| Skeeter |
5 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
48 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
44 |
92 |
0 |
| Stevie Ray |
4 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
45 |
8 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
49 |
94 |
0 |
| GoTee |
4 |
7 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
50 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
46 |
96 |
0 |
| Turtle |
6 |
8 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
48 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
51 |
99 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
|
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
|
5 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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