The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

WELCOME: To rookie Paulie to his first Slammer event. Hope to see you back!!
POP: Fast considering it was cart path only!!
NOTABLE: RoadWarrior also registers a 3-0-0 record defending against X-Man, Big Guy and Mulder. Congrats!
WELCOME BACK: To PinShark a long time Slammer who played his first Slammer event of the season, today!!
CULLIGAN DOGGIE REPORT: All 5 puppies taken home today with Pepilepu taking home 2 (#7 @ 30ft and #17 @ 9 ft), BigGuy (#3 @ 12 ft), Flyer (#12 @ 5ft) and FingZ (#9 @ 12ft). Each doggies is worth 20 bones. Exceptional!!
DYNAMIC PHYSIO & CHIRO SKINS: Cuba takes home the only skin of the day on #10 with a birdie. Cha ching! Yup the skin is worth 95 bones. Super!!
THANKS: to FingZ for the great job as SkinsMaster and to Pukey J for doing a great job as Doggie Master! THANKS!

Quotables

I just picked up some bear poo!!
Did you just lick your hand....no I was just smelling them!!
Our group had over 20 3 putts (24 in total)!
Two on and 4 putts = bogey!!
Three on and 3 putts = bogey!!
Not one birdie in our group!!
The way the ball bounced so high, I thought you hit her in the head!!
Gotta hide behind the cart cause he is hitting!!
Did you see that big swan that wanted sex with Gazzif?!
Trick is to aim at the cart paths!!
Pinshark to Popeye, Your graceful like a moose!!
There are two balls between your legs!! Where??
You choose your friends...we didn't!!
You have one friend...anymore?
He doesn't stink!!
There should be a holed in 8 club!!

Sat Oct 11, 2014

Summary
The Slammers headed out to Le Sorcier for only the 2nd time this year. SCOREGolf magazine ranks Le Sorcier #4 in their top 10 public golf clubs in Quebec and the Slammers were not disappointed. Although a bit wet with cart paths only due to the rain over the last week, the course conditions were great. And the Slammers were not disappointed to come out to this side of the river to enjoy some great fall match play golf and enjoy some spectacular fall colours. A bit chilly for this time of the year, the Slammers enjoyed the warmth of the completely renovated clubhouse as we wrapped up another successful and enjoyable fall Slammer Tour event.

Stars
	Cuba
	Our first star basks in the warmth of his sunshine as he goes 3-0-0 successfully defending against Old Spice (5&4), Ozzie (8&7) and Pepilepu (6&4). He registers 2 birds and takes home the one and only skin of the day which is worth 95 bones. Fantastic!!
	Gazzif
	Gazzif, the second star, hits it a long way but prefers to play strategic hitting irons, woods and drivers off the tee depending on the par four. He is hitting it sweet as he takes out Tesla (12th) and KidsClub (17th) and has an upset victory over Pearls on the 18th. All the parts of his game are working. He's even getting better at indulging in beer. Congrats!!
	Popeye
	The nod for third star goes to Popeye as he successfully defends against Pukey J, XTour and PinShark picking up the 6 points. He started the Tour off as a C player and is now playing an A level game. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!;

Onsite Coordinator

KidsClub

Stats

Attendance: 20
Scoring Average: 91
Birdie Average: 0.35
Course Rating: 8.5
Best aspects of course: The views, the warm clubhouse and the fairways.

Kids

The Kids earned $30

Event Fees

ST Member: $50
EG Member: $42
EG Unl. Member: $37

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Pepilepu [B41]	Ozzie (r) [B39]	16	Ozzie (r) [B39]	Cuba [A16]	11
Flyer [B25]	FingZ (r) [B9]	16	Tesla (r) [B70]	KidsClub [C19]	12
XTour [B69]	Pukey J [B13]	17	Tesla (r) [B70]	Gazzif [D3]	12
Pepilepu [B41]	Old Spice [A33]	18	Tesla (r) [B70]	Pearls [C12]	12
Gazzif [D3]	Pearls [C12]	18	Big Guy [D1]	RoadWarrior [B11]	12
			Pukey J [B13]	Popeye [B6]	13
			Mulder (r) [C16]	X-Man [B19]	13
			Mulder (r) [C16]	RoadWarrior [B11]	13
			Pepilepu [B41]	Cuba [A16]	14
			Old Spice [A33]	Cuba [A16]	14
			Ozzie (r) [B39]	Old Spice [A33]	15
			Big Guy [D1]	X-Man [B19]	15
			Paulie (r) [Unr]	GoTee [A11]	15
			XTour [B69]	Popeye [B6]	16
			X-Man [B19]	RoadWarrior [B11]	16
			Paulie (r) [Unr]	Flyer [B25]	16
			FingZ (r) [B9]	GoTee [A11]	16
			KidsClub [C19]	Gazzif [D3]	17
			PinShark [A65]	Popeye [B6]	17
			Pukey J [B13]	PinShark [A65]	17
			KidsClub [C19]	Pearls [C12]	17
			Paulie (r) [Unr]	FingZ (r) [B9]	17
			XTour [B69]	PinShark [A65]	18
			Mulder (r) [C16]	Big Guy [D1]	18
			Flyer [B25]	GoTee [A11]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Cuba	78	2	0	0	0	1	95	3-0-0	6
Popeye	81	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
RoadWarrior	84	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Gazzif	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Flyer	84	0	0	1	20	0	0	2-0-1	5
GoTee	84	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Pepilepu	87	1	0	2	40	0	0	2-1-0	4
PinShark	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
X-Man	91	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Pearls	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
FingZ (r)	91	0	0	1	20	0	0	1-2-0	2
Big Guy	100	0	0	1	20	0	0	1-2-0	2
XTour	88	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Old Spice	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
KidsClub	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Paulie (r)	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Pukey J	89	2	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Ozzie (r)	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Mulder (r)	104	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Tesla (r)	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	3	5	4	4	4	3	4	3	34	4	5	3	5	4	5	4	3	4	37	71
Cuba	4	3	4	5	5	4	5	4	3	37	3	5	4	6	4	8	4	3	4	41	78	1
Popeye	6	4	5	4	4	4	4	4	4	39	4	5	4	6	5	7	4	3	4	42	81	0
GoTee	4	4	5	6	5	4	4	4	3	39	4	5	3	7	6	7	4	4	5	45	84	0
RoadWarrior	5	3	6	6	4	5	3	4	4	40	7	5	3	6	6	5	4	3	5	44	84	0
Flyer	5	3	6	5	5	5	4	5	4	42	5	5	3	6	5	6	4	4	4	42	84	0
PinShark	6	4	5	4	4	5	3	4	3	38	4	8	4	7	5	5	5	4	5	47	85	0
Pepilepu	6	5	6	4	6	4	3	6	4	44	5	5	3	7	5	6	3	3	6	43	87	0
XTour	4	4	7	4	4	5	4	5	4	41	5	6	3	8	4	4	7	3	7	47	88	0
Pukey J	7	4	7	4	4	5	4	4	4	43	7	6	4	8	4	4	3	5	5	46	89	0
Old Spice	6	3	7	6	4	5	3	4	3	41	5	5	5	6	5	5	5	4	8	48	89	0
Paulie (r)	7	4	5	4	6	5	5	4	4	44	4	6	4	6	4	7	5	5	4	45	89	0
X-Man	4	4	4	5	8	5	6	5	4	45	8	6	4	5	4	6	4	4	5	46	91	0
FingZ (r)	6	3	7	5	6	5	3	6	3	44	5	5	3	6	7	6	5	4	6	47	91	0
Ozzie (r)	6	4	7	5	5	4	6	5	4	46	4	6	4	8	7	6	4	5	5	49	95	0
Gazzif	5	3	6	4	5	5	6	7	4	45	6	6	4	8	5	8	4	4	5	50	95	0
Big Guy	6	3	7	6	8	7	5	6	4	52	6	6	4	7	7	6	5	3	4	48	100	0
KidsClub	6	3	8	7	6	4	4	5	3	46	6	7	4	5	7	7	5	8	7	56	102	0
Mulder (r)	6	5	5	6	8	6	5	7	4	52	6	7	5	6	6	6	5	5	6	52	104	0
Tesla (r)	6	4	8	8	7	6	4	5	6	54	6	8	5	6	6	8	5	3	5	52	106	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0		1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0			1
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	2U	3U	2U	3U	3U	2U	3U	4U	5U	5U	4U	5U	6U	-	-	-	-
	4	3	4	5	5	4	5	4	3	3	5	4	6	4	-	-	-	-
	6	5	6	4	6	4	3	6	4	5	5	3	7	5	-	-	-	-
															-	-	-	-
RESULT: Cuba wins 6 and 4 Start match at hole:

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