 Notables - CreekPro checks in with Grumpy, finds out there is room for one and finally future junior Slammer gets in his first event. First nickname for Gary or Greg or Gord {lets go with Greg) is CreekProJr. LATER CHANGED TO BE G-Mania
- Ever see an event before that had 11 play and 20 bailers?
- Contrary to the first quotable - there were NONE.
 Quotables
- Am aiming for a bogey skin."
- I'm contacting the human rights commision"
- "I bailed but I am working my way towards a D."
- "Have to evict myself. Apparently I am too good for you people."
- "If MsDemeanor is not playing, then I am not playing."
- "I am the youngest bad golfer here."
- "My ball is a magnet to this hole." then he went out and shot a bogey.
- "Here's to me! No beer since August 13th. I deserve it."
- "I scored a buck fifteen." "I don't even know what that means."
- "I was cut off by Orange Crush (she wasn't even there)."
- "This is Jim Castro dictatorship."
- "Winning all of these bones, I now know how McGoop feels."
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Sun Sep 13, 2015
Summary
On my way to the course I was asked, "do you think that it is our role to 'comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable?'" "YES!" I said. HOORAY! The whole course to ourselves. We arrived to a pretty crowded parking lot, but quickly realized that the locals are aware of a great breakfast kitchen.
| Stars |
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SunShine |
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First win was a default. Then another upset (Mulder) and finally the win over TwinDad. One dog, two skins, and a jump up the Tour ladder of 123 steps. Her B score today matches her career best that she had in the first event of the season. Her new scoring median is 97 and this first star goes to her final D event. Check out the final quotable. |
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Shooter (r) |
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registers for the event from Ireland, shows up and is the only Slammer to beat three golfers today. He collects one dog and is very active in the skins game. Although he only wins one - he is very active in cutting off / getting cut off. Congratulations on your first ever dog and skin! |
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Grumpy |
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says the rest of the field are all stars for actually showing up to play in WAY LESS than worst Slammer weather. |
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Stats
- Attendance: 12
- Scoring Average: 103
- Birdie Average: N/A
- Course Rating: 7.5
- Best aspects of course: dry clubhouse
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $40
- EG Member: $33
- EG Unl. Member: $28
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| NikeMom [B92] |
Cracker (r) [B91] |
15 |
Orange Crush [D4] |
TwinDad [C40] |
10 |
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Orange Crush [D4] |
SunShine [B77] |
10 |
|
|
|
Orange Crush [D4] |
Mulder [C11] |
10 |
|
|
|
Jewel [D15] |
NikeMom [B92] |
12 |
|
|
|
Princess [D16] |
Jam [D1] |
12 |
|
|
|
Jewel [D15] |
Shooter (r) [C24] |
13 |
|
|
|
Cracker (r) [B91] |
Shooter (r) [C24] |
13 |
|
|
|
Princess [D16] |
Grumpy [D3] |
14 |
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|
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Princess [D16] |
Big Guy [D2] |
14 |
|
|
|
Mulder [C11] |
SunShine [B77] |
15 |
|
|
|
Jewel [D15] |
Cracker (r) [B91] |
16 |
|
|
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NikeMom [B92] |
Shooter (r) [C24] |
17 |
|
|
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Grumpy [D3] |
Big Guy [D2] |
17 |
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Grumpy [D3] |
Jam [D1] |
17 |
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|
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TwinDad [C40] |
SunShine [B77] |
18 |
|
|
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TwinDad [C40] |
Mulder [C11] |
18 |
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Big Guy [D2] |
Jam [D1] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
SunShine |
88 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
2 |
10 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Shooter (r) |
91 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
1 |
5 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Jam |
97 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
5 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
Big Guy |
102 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
NikeMom |
97 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
TwinDad |
92 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
3 |
15 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
Mulder |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
15 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
Grumpy |
103 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Cracker (r) |
105 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Jewel |
106 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Princess |
120 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
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Orange Crush |
144 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
36 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
34 |
70 |
|
| TwinDad |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
47 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
45 |
92 |
3 |
| Mulder |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
46 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
49 |
95 |
3 |
| SunShine |
5 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
49 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
39 |
88 |
2 |
| Shooter (r) |
6 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
48 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
43 |
91 |
1 |
| Jam |
6 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
51 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
46 |
97 |
1 |
| Big Guy |
7 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
55 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
47 |
102 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
55 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
48 |
103 |
0 |
| Cracker (r) |
7 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
8 |
52 |
8 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
3 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
53 |
105 |
0 |
| Jewel |
7 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
7 |
56 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
50 |
106 |
0 |
| Princess |
5 |
8 |
7 |
7 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
60 |
5 |
7 |
8 |
8 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
60 |
120 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
0 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
|
|
10 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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