The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

SALUTE: We salute, thank and honour the Slammers who served our Armed Forces to protect all Canadians. Hats off to LUCKY, HABIB, RONBOW, ORANGE CRUSH, ZOEY, STEAMER, CHUCKY, SHOOTER and SNIPER DAN!!
NOTABLE: All groups had designated Group Captains in charge of POP and all groups come in under 4hrs and 10mins. 1st group finishes within 4 hrs. Great POP and Thank You!!
STAR PRIZE: KidsClub donates a Ottawa Senators' cap to the 1st star!!
STAR SELECTION: 3 stars were chosen by IronMaiden, Grumpy and KidsClub seasoned OCs ...unanimous decision. THANKS IRON MAIDEN and GRUMPY!!
UNDEFEATED: Potter goes 3-0-0 taking out Kricket, GolfGeek and Grumpy. Excellent!!
UNDEFEATED:Nivlac goes undefeated with a bird. Sweeeeeeeet!!
UNDEFEATED: Cracker is an honourary Slammette today taking out MsDemeanor and Kaki. Outstanding!!
UNDEFEATED: Chill takes out 3 B Slammers, shoots 4 below her median and registers a bird. Great Performance!!
UNDEFEATED: McGoop is undefeated, shoots an amazing 69, has 6 birds and 2 skins. Niccccccccce!!
CULLIGAN DOGS: All five puppies taken today worth 30 bones per. Winners are The Game (#12 @5ft and #7 @9ft), Iroon (#14 @13.9ft), Kricket (#16 @10ft), and Gru (#3 @27ft). Neato, keeno!!
REAL FANS SKINS: There were 7 skins today worth 19 bones each all won with birdies. Winners are McGoop (2 skins), Gru, Irons, KidsClub, DaGoaler and Kricket. AWESOME!!
THANK YOU: to Grumpy for the great job as Doggie Master and to IronMaiden for scoring the event live and a great job as Skins Mistress. MANY THANKS!!!
UNDER THE RADAR: KidsClub becomes the 1st male C class Slammer to reach the 300 point mark in a single season. Who is this guy??
MILESTONE: Grumpy's loss to GolfGeek 5 and 4 was his 1300th - 1st ... second place SRR is merely 332 losses behind!!
MILESTONE: Irons was 80th to get his 25th career dog on hole 14!!
NOTABLE: We started on the back 9 today. This does not change the outcome of a match but it may change when the outcome of a match is determine. Check at the bottom of this results page and change the starting hole. NEAT!!
DIVA ALERT: Lots of Slammettes out today including Kaki, MsDemeanor, Jewel, IronMaiden and chill. You give us a new perspective!!

Quotables

I was driving by myself!!
Ripzone better keep an eye on that Cracker guy!!
I don't go commando..........often!!
Oh great, his toe is better!!
Time for Cuba!!
I need to aim where there is no lip!!
He has juice on his balls!!
I don't want to stop golfing!!
I'm on my knees...I said OMNIS!!
Natasha at the ProShop always gives us great service!!
Going to the Royal Oak, who wants to come...Jewel, MsDemeanor, Kaki, Ripzone, KC and IronMaiden enjoyed post event Slammer company and beers and food and company and beers!! Inksi!!
Did you just putt for birdie on two holes in a row?
Yes, I just had a chocolate bar!!
You were 5 feet short with that putt, but it was your best shot on this hole!!

Wed Nov 11, 2015

Summary
With a public 3some who were late to start, the Slammer Tour took the opportunity with 2 minutes of silence to honour, remember and give thanks to all of those patriotic men and women who served this nation selflessly making the ultimate sacrifice and we gave our gratitude and thanks to all in the armed forces, past and present, who served Canada with honour and courage to protect our freedoms. KC said a few words and Grumpy brought Remembrance music. We remember, we honour and we give thanks. The weather was great for November 11th and Pine View was in great condition for this time of year. Lots of great match play action as we near the highlight weekend for the Run for Number 1. Some stellar Slammer performances as two thirds of the matches are successful defences. Lots of possibilities still as we head into Pine View Friday, Pine View Saturday and Canadian Sunday. Come on out Slammers and enjoy the last few wonderful Slammer days to this outstanding 2015 Slammer season. Your OC, KC.

Stars
	Gru
	The 1st star, earlier in the season, had trouble with his irons which were 17 years old. Gru buys a new set of Titleist irons and these irons match his swing which allows him to score the way he is supposed to. Great match play golf. He is undefeated and flirts with a sub 80 round. On his way to his wins, he has 2 birds, 1 dog and a skin. Great match play and a sweet Slammer round, Gru!! We bow down as Minios! Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
	Biscuit Oshumka
	This Slammer is a member of Pine View and is advancing his game nicely as the season is ending. Biscuit Oshumka takes out Jewel, Zoey and Big Guy all Slammers who are in the same class. He has a great day on the course as this D Slammer shoots a B score. Biscuit become the new #1 D as we head into the RUN for NUMBER 1 final weekend. Nicccccccccccce!
	The Game
	The Game, a former strong man champ, goes undefeated today taking out Ripzone, DJD and is all square with DaGoaler. He makes his mark by taking home 2 doggies worth 60 bones. Now how sweet is that!!

Onsite Coordinator

KidsClub

Stats

Attendance: 30
Scoring Average: 90
Birdie Average: 0.63
Course Rating: 8
Best aspects of course: For Nov 11, the course is in great condition from tee to green!!

Kids

The Kids earned $31

Event Fees

ST Member: $30
EG Member: $25
EG Unl. Member: $20

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Kaki [C31]	MsDemeanor [C30]	11	EastCoaster [B141]	IronMaiden [B6]	11
The Game [B85]	Ripzone [B49]	13	Shteeme [A14]	McGoop [O4]	11
chill [B12]	Lucky [B10]	16	EastCoaster [B141]	McGoop [O4]	12
The Game [B85]	DJD [A26]	16	Jewel [D13]	Biscuit Oshumka [C21]	12
Biscuit Oshumka [C21]	Zoey (we remember) (r) [C13]	16	IronMaiden [B6]	McGoop [O4]	13
Potter [C8]	Kricket [B23]	17	Grumpy [D3]	Potter [C8]	13
chill [B12]	Ace [A11]	17	Jewel [D13]	Big Guy [D1]	13
DJD [A26]	DaGoaler (r) [A15]	17	SlapShot [B77]	Chadderbox [A45]	13
Bookie [C15]	Irons [A9]	18	SlapShot [B77]	Nivlac [A31]	13
			MsDemeanor [C30]	Cracker (r) [B30]	13
			Shorts [B34]	chill [B12]	14
			Shorts [B34]	Ace [A11]	14
			Grumpy [D3]	Kricket [B23]	15
			Shteeme [A14]	IronMaiden [B6]	15
			KidsClub [C6]	Gru [B7]	15
			Bookie [C15]	Gru [B7]	15
			Jewel [D13]	Zoey (we remember) (r) [C13]	15
			GolfGeek (r) [C12]	Kricket [B23]	16
			GolfGeek (r) [C12]	Potter [C8]	16
			Big Guy [D1]	Biscuit Oshumka [C21]	16
			KidsClub [C6]	Irons [A9]	16
			Irons [A9]	Gru [B7]	16
			Kaki [C31]	Cracker (r) [B30]	16
			Big Guy [D1]	Zoey (we remember) (r) [C13]	17
			Chadderbox [A45]	Nivlac [A31]	17
			Grumpy [D3]	GolfGeek (r) [C12]	17
			Bookie [C15]	KidsClub [C6]	18
			Shorts [B34]	Lucky [B10]	18
			Lucky [B10]	Ace [A11]	18
			Ripzone [B49]	DJD [A26]	18
			EastCoaster [B141]	Shteeme [A14]	18
			The Game [B85]	DaGoaler (r) [A15]	18
			Ripzone [B49]	DaGoaler (r) [A15]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Gru	80	2	0	1	30	1	19	3-0-0	6
McGoop	69	6	0	0	0	2	38	3-0-0	6
chill	80	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Potter	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Biscuit Oshumka	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
The Game	86	0	0	2	60	0	0	2-0-1	5
Kricket	92	1	0	1	30	1	19	2-1-0	4
IronMaiden	82	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Ace	83	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Nivlac	86	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
DJD	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Cracker (r)	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
Zoey (we remember) (r)	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
DaGoaler (r)	88	2	0	0	0	1	19	1-1-1	3
Bookie	87	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Irons	87	1	0	1	30	1	19	1-2-0	2
Shteeme	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Chadderbox	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Lucky	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
GolfGeek (r)	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Big Guy	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Kaki	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
KidsClub	88	1	0	0	0	1	19	0-2-1	1
EastCoaster	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Ripzone	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Shorts	94	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
SlapShot	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Grumpy	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Jewel	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
MsDemeanor	111	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	5	4	3	4	5	4	3	4	4	36	4	5	3	5	3	4	3	4	4	35	71
McGoop	6	4	4	4	4	4	2	3	4	35	3	4	3	5	4	4	4	3	4	34	69	2
Gru	5	6	3	7	5	5	3	4	5	43	3	6	3	4	4	5	3	4	5	37	80	1
Irons	5	6	5	5	5	4	4	4	3	41	4	7	4	6	3	7	3	6	6	46	87	1
KidsClub	6	5	5	5	6	5	4	5	5	46	4	5	2	6	5	5	4	5	6	42	88	1
DaGoaler (r)	5	5	4	4	5	3	4	7	5	42	4	4	6	7	4	7	5	5	4	46	88	1
Kricket	6	6	4	6	5	4	3	6	7	47	5	6	4	7	5	5	2	5	6	45	92	1
chill	7	3	4	4	6	5	3	5	5	42	4	6	3	6	3	4	3	4	5	38	80	0
IronMaiden	5	3	4	5	5	5	3	4	4	38	4	5	4	6	5	6	5	4	5	44	82	0
Ace	5	4	4	4	5	4	4	6	5	41	3	6	6	5	3	5	4	5	5	42	83	0
The Game	6	5	4	5	8	5	3	4	4	44	5	5	3	5	3	8	4	4	5	42	86	0
Nivlac	7	4	3	5	4	4	4	5	6	42	5	6	3	6	5	4	4	5	6	44	86	0
Bookie	6	5	4	6	5	5	5	6	5	47	6	6	3	5	3	6	3	3	5	40	87	0
Shteeme	5	5	5	5	6	5	4	5	6	46	4	5	4	5	3	6	4	6	4	41	87	0
Chadderbox	8	4	3	6	5	6	4	5	4	45	5	6	3	5	3	6	3	6	5	42	87	0
Potter	5	4	4	6	5	7	4	6	5	46	5	6	3	7	3	5	3	5	6	43	89	0
EastCoaster	5	4	4	6	6	5	5	5	5	45	5	7	4	6	4	5	3	5	6	45	90	0
Biscuit Oshumka	7	4	4	7	5	5	4	6	5	47	5	6	5	5	3	5	3	5	6	43	90	0
DJD	7	5	3	7	5	6	3	6	5	47	5	5	5	5	3	5	5	5	5	43	90	0
Lucky	6	6	3	7	7	6	3	5	4	47	6	5	3	8	4	4	4	5	5	44	91	0
Ripzone	8	4	5	5	7	5	4	4	6	48	6	7	4	6	3	4	3	4	6	43	91	0
Shorts	5	5	4	8	4	6	6	7	7	52	4	5	4	7	3	5	4	4	6	42	94	0
Big Guy	6	4	4	4	5	5	4	7	6	45	7	5	4	8	5	6	5	6	4	50	95	0
Cracker (r)	6	6	5	5	6	6	4	4	8	50	5	7	4	6	3	7	4	4	5	45	95	0
GolfGeek (r)	7	7	6	6	6	5	4	5	6	52	6	5	4	6	3	5	4	5	5	43	95	0
SlapShot	6	5	4	7	6	5	4	6	5	48	5	6	4	7	4	6	4	6	6	48	96	0
Zoey (we remember) (r)	8	5	6	6	5	5	6	6	5	52	5	5	4	8	3	5	4	5	7	46	98	0
Grumpy	8	5	5	7	6	5	4	4	5	49	6	7	3	8	4	6	4	7	6	51	100	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	1	1		0	0	1	1	0	0	1	0	0			7
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
				AS	1U	2U	3U	4U	5U	6U	7U	8U	-	-	-	-	-	-
	6	4	4	4	4	4	2	3	4	3	4	3	-	-	-	-	-	-
	5	4	4	6	6	5	5	5	5	5	7	4	-	-	-	-	-	-
	1U	1U	1U	AS									-	-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: McGoop wins 8 and 6 Start match at hole:

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