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Cedarhill LoGo

Notables

  • QUICKSNAP Doggie Report: Three Dogs today, each worth 45 bones. (BigGuy on hole 5 with a 3 footer, McGoop on the 9th hole from 15 feet, and TMC on hole 14 from 3 feet.)
  • BROKER4TICKETS Skins Report: 3 Skins were netted today. (springlakes on hole 8, SteelCrazy on hole and McGoop on hole 12.) Each was worth 41 bones.
  • NIKEMOM wins her C Class TC over Rudibiff. Congratulations!!
  • NIKEMOM wins her D class TC over Jewel. Congratulations!!
  • XMAN wins his C Class TC over Pepilepu. Congratulations!!
  • BigGuy snags his 25th career Doggie.
  • McGoop nets his 100th Career Doggie.
  • TMC gets his 20th career birdie.
  • Bearcat gets his 300th career win.
  • Thanks to Iron Maiden for doing the Skins Report and to Stevie Ray for doing the Doggie Report. You guys made my job as an OC easy today. It is much appreciated.

Quotables

  • "Let's catch up a group....I'm not a cheese and Cracker, but a fire Cracker."
  • "I'm learning...You woke up after 6. Damn. I'm learning again."
  • "I feel like a Russian Olympian."
  • "I just shook two hands and only 7 fingers total between them."
  • "Did you just cop a feel?"...."Don't tell McGoop!"
  • "Hey, didn't you bail today?"
  • "Let's go find some shade."
  • "I already made myself at home in the cart."
  • "I can't believe they're making me climb these stairs this late in the round on a day like today."
  • "Heeeeeeeereeee's Johnny!!!"
  • "Road Rash!!!"
  • "I have no wrist cock."....."I bet you did as a teenager."
Event: Cedarhill
Sat Jul 23, 2016
Summary
What an awesomely hot, dry day at Cedarhill today. Some thrive under these conditions and others do not. Which are you?? We saw about 10 seconds of rain and heard some rolling thunder before a single flash of lightning in the distance. But the sun came back and many Slammers found themselves hunting for the shady spots to stay cool as we wound our way through Cedarhill. The course was in good shape considering the dry conditions Ottawa has seen the past few weeks and the greens were rolling very well. I want to give special Kudo's to Barbara working behind the bar at the 19th hole for remembering how to make a "Mulder". Just ask her for one if you are up for a mintless diet mojito!! ......... Mulder out.

Stars
McGoop
Four of the Tour's premiere golfers teed off in a battle of titans. Tour ranks 1, 2, 4 and 20 all in the same group. And in the end, McGoop defended his number one rank going 3-0, shooting a 75, netting three birdies, one dog and one skin. The dog was his 100th of his Slammer career. Simply a great round. Well played.
TMC
Our second star had a great day with two birdies, a dog and he is the new number 14 after going 3-0 against some very competitive golfers. Great Job TMC!!
NikeMom
This Slammette was the epitomy of a match play golfer today. She was in her C class and D class TC matches today and she showed up swinging. Going 3-0 and taking both TC matches earns Nikemom the nod to be our third star today. Good job and good luck in the next round.
Onsite Coordinator
  • Mulder
Stats
  • Attendance: 28
  • Scoring Average: 93
  • Birdie Average: 0.54
  • Course Rating: 8.5
  • Best aspects of course: The greens.
Kids
  • The Kids earned $22
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $48
  • EG Member: $42
  • EG Unl. Member: $35

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
TMC [102] Pepilepu [14] 12 Gator [125] Kricket [99] 11
NikeMom [253] Jewel [205] 12 Irons [20] McGoop [1] 12
TMC [102] Stevie Ray [48] 14 Chilly [2] McGoop [1] 13
Rudibiff (r) [417] Jewel [205] 14 Princess [338] NikeMom [253] 13
Rudibiff (r) [417] Princess [338] 14 Gator [125] BearCat [35] 14
TMC [102] X-Man [77] 14 Gator [125] BigGuy [33] 14
T-bird [36] IronMaiden [11] 15 Mulder [32] FingZ [8] 14
Kricket [99] BigGuy [33] 15 Monkee [309] KidsClub [71] 15
Steel Crazy [58] Mulder [32] 15 Monkee [309] Cracker [137] 15
Chef [4] Chilly [2] 17 Steel Crazy [58] FingZ [8] 16
Cracker [137] KidsClub [71] 17 Sutty [109] KidsClub [71] 17
Steel Crazy [58] Juice [52] 17 Irons [20] Chef [4] 17
Stevie Ray [48] Pepilepu [14] 17 Chef [4] McGoop [1] 17
X-Man [77] Pepilepu [14] 17 BigTee [138] T-bird [36] 17
Cracker [137] Sutty [109] 17 Rudibiff (r) [417] NikeMom [253] 17
BearCat [35] BigGuy [33] 17 Juice [52] FingZ [8] 17
BigTee [138] IronMaiden [11] 18 X-Man [77] Stevie Ray [48] 18
springlakes [12] IronMaiden [11] 18 Irons [20] Chilly [2] 18
Monkee [309] Sutty [109] 18 Kricket [99] BearCat [35] 18
BigTee [138] springlakes [12] 18 Princess [338] Jewel [205] 18
Juice [52] Mulder [32] 18 T-bird [36] springlakes [12] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
McGoop 75 3 0 1 45 1 41 3-0-0 6
TMC 80 2 0 1 45 0 0 3-0-0 6
FingZ 88 2 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Cracker 89 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
BearCat 94 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
NikeMom 99 1 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
T-bird 84 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Steel Crazy 91 1 0 0 0 1 41 2-1-0 4
Chef 80 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
BigTee 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
KidsClub 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Stevie Ray 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Kricket 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Rudibiff (r) 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
springlakes 85 2 0 0 0 1 41 1-1-1 3
BigGuy 102 1 0 1 45 0 0 1-2-0 2
Monkee 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Juice 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
X-Man 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Jewel 107 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Irons 83 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Chilly 85 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
IronMaiden 88 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Sutty 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Mulder 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Pepilepu 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Princess 109 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Gator 112 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 5 4 3 4 4 4 3 35 4 4 4 4 3 3 4 5 4 35 70
McGoop 5 4 6 5 4 5 3 4 3 39 5 3 3 4 3 4 4 5 5 36 75 1
springlakes 5 4 7 4 3 4 5 3 5 40 7 4 7 6 3 4 3 6 5 45 85 1
Steel Crazy 6 8 7 4 4 5 6 5 5 50 3 5 4 5 3 4 5 5 7 41 91 1
Chef 4 5 5 5 3 5 6 5 5 43 4 4 4 5 3 3 4 5 5 37 80 0
TMC 5 4 6 4 3 5 5 5 5 42 5 4 5 4 2 4 3 5 6 38 80 0
Irons 5 6 7 6 3 5 4 4 4 44 6 4 4 4 3 3 5 6 4 39 83 0
T-bird 6 5 5 6 4 5 4 6 3 44 4 4 6 4 3 4 5 5 5 40 84 0
Chilly 6 5 6 5 2 5 6 4 5 44 6 4 4 4 3 3 5 6 6 41 85 0
BigTee 6 5 5 8 3 6 4 6 4 47 6 4 4 4 4 4 4 5 4 39 86 0
FingZ 5 5 6 5 4 5 3 4 4 41 5 4 7 7 2 5 4 6 7 47 88 0
IronMaiden 4 5 8 6 4 6 4 7 4 48 5 3 4 6 4 4 4 5 5 40 88 0
Cracker 5 5 7 5 3 6 5 6 4 46 5 5 4 5 4 4 6 5 5 43 89 0
KidsClub 5 6 7 6 4 4 6 5 4 47 5 4 4 5 4 4 7 6 5 44 91 0
Sutty 7 6 8 6 3 4 6 5 3 48 5 5 4 4 5 5 4 7 6 45 93 0
Monkee 5 5 8 5 5 5 5 7 4 49 4 5 5 6 4 5 6 5 5 45 94 0
Kricket 6 7 7 6 4 4 5 7 6 52 5 4 4 5 3 5 6 5 5 42 94 0
Juice 7 7 5 6 4 5 4 6 6 50 4 4 6 6 5 3 4 6 6 44 94 0
BearCat 6 5 7 7 4 6 8 8 4 55 5 5 4 4 2 5 5 5 4 39 94 0
Stevie Ray 6 6 8 5 4 5 6 5 4 49 6 4 4 4 3 6 6 7 5 45 94 0
X-Man 4 6 6 4 6 7 5 5 4 47 5 5 7 5 4 4 6 7 6 49 96 0
Mulder 6 6 7 6 4 4 5 6 5 49 5 6 5 6 4 4 6 7 7 50 99 0
Pepilepu 6 4 7 6 6 6 4 6 4 49 6 5 8 4 4 5 4 8 7 51 100 0
BigGuy 6 8 8 8 2 5 6 7 6 56 4 4 4 5 4 6 7 7 5 46 102 0
Princess 5 5 7 8 4 8 7 6 7 57 6 5 6 8 4 4 5 8 6 52 109 0
Gator 6 8 8 8 4 5 7 7 7 60 7 6 4 5 4 4 8 8 6 52 112 0
TOTAL 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS 1U 2U 3U 2U 2U 3U 3U 4U 5U 6U 7U - - - - - -
5 4 6 5 4 5 3 4 3 5 3 3 - - - - - -
5 6 7 6 3 5 4 4 4 6 4 4 - - - - - -
AS - - - - - -
RESULT: McGoop wins 7 and 6 Start match at hole:
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