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Stonebridge LoGo

Notables

  • POP: With the afternoon sprinkles throughout the event, it seemed to slow the pace of play down as we finished on average within 4hrs and 30mins!!
  • WELCOME BACK: to Dizz who played his last Slammer event in 2013. He was away from Ottawa over the last couple of summers. And welcome back to Charlie who played his last events in 2014 and 2011. Something about work, keeping the wife happy and raising children. Glad to see both of you return to the SlammerTour. WELCOME BACK!!
  • MANY THANKS: For stepping in at the last minute to do such a great job as Doggie Master and to Deeker who did an outstanding job as our last minute Skins Master. MANY THANKS!!
  • QUICKSNAP DOGS: All 5 dogs were taken with each worth 14 bones. Doggie winners are Dizz (#2 @50ft), DRak (#7 @12ft), Macdahustla (#11 @27ft), Deeker (#15 @27ft) and Stevie Ray (#17 @9ft). CONGRATS!!
  • BROKER4TICKETS SKINS: 5 skins at 14 bones each. Winners are DRak with 2 (both birdies), Deeker (par), Dannat (par), and Mcdahustla (birdie). CONGRATS!!
  • NOTABLE: Cracker is playing SlammerTour in April after hip surgery in March and he has the pics to show you if you want to see. The wonders of modern medicine!!
  • NOTABLE: Gator show his pics of hip surgery. Ask him and he will gladly show you!!

Quotables

  • We were slow cause of Deeker and there was nobody in front of us!!
  • He f@#$*k that putt!!
  • Wow Deeker can crush it!!
  • Sutty's best golf shot is his slap shot...just ask and watch!!
  • After the tee shot, his drive is in the hazard....I'm going win this hole...after the hole...all 8s are equal!!
  • Your playing like an old man...but I am a super senior!!
Event: Stonebridge
Tue Apr 25, 2017
Summary
It started to drizzle when the last group teed off and it continued drizzling throughout 18. But we were playing a nice track that held up under these conditions. As Slammers we learn to golf under all conditions. Three SLammers registered scores below their scoring average (Deeker, DRak and Macdahustla) while the rest of the field shot above their Slammer median. One could say the rest of the field resembled the Raptors playoff-run scores with lots of scores in the 90s and hundreds or was it a Wayne Gretzky day with an scoring average matching his jersy number. But hey, this is match play golf so stroke play scores do not matter. And if you are in groups where Slammer class differences is one or two, you are very competitive cause this is match play Slammer golf. And wow, the 19th hole served as a refuge with Slammer warmth, Slammer banter, food and libations. Overall a very manageable day. And the rest of the week looks warm/hot and dry so get out to swing those clubs. Your OC, KC

Stars
Devo
Deeker, the 1st star, came in ranked 7th overall and 4th in the A division and he successfully defends against all comers. In this 1st group are 3 players with the same scoring median and one Slammer with a slightly higher average. And Deeker takes all (DRak, Dannat and Schteme) out on or before the 17th. He takes home a dog, a skin and registers the low score of the day. Well done, our 1st star!!
Macdahustla (r)
The 2nd star, Macdahustla, a rookie, is lighting up the Slammer Tour lights. He successfully goes 2-0-0 and has a dog, a skin and a bird. This is his 3rd event of his rookie season and he has a dog in each event and his stroke play score keeps going down. 1st event was a C class score, 2nd was a B class score with today's event as an A class score. Great performance!!
Stevie Ray
Stevie takes the nod for 3rd star as he takes down the 3 Slammers above him on the Slammer ranking ladder (KidsClub, Gator and Diddledude)and he jumps from C15 all the way up to C1. On his way, he takes home a sweet dog. There is a C target now on your back. Congrats!
Onsite Coordinator
  • KidsClub
Stats
  • Attendance: 14
  • Scoring Average: 99
  • Birdie Average: 0.21
  • Course Rating: 8
  • Best aspects of course:
Kids
  • The Kids earned $13
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $59
  • EG Member: $50
  • EG Unl. Member: $41
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Dannat [162] Shteeme [22] 15 Shteeme [22] D-Mart [150] 12
Dizz [521] Sutty [62] 16 Ali G [84] Cracker [74] 12
Stevie Ray [97] Gator [65] 16 Shteeme [22] Devo [7] 12
Stevie Ray [97] Diddledude (r) [92] 16 Sutty [62] Macdahustla (r) [31] 12
Stevie Ray [97] KidsClub [28] 17 Charlie [501] Cracker [74] 13
Charlie [501] Ali G [84] 18 Dannat [162] D-Mart [150] 14
Dannat [162] Devo [7] 14
Dizz [521] Macdahustla (r) [31] 15
Diddledude (r) [92] KidsClub [28] 16
Gator [65] KidsClub [28] 16
D-Mart [150] Devo [7] 17
Diddledude (r) [92] Gator [65] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Devo 81 0 0 1 14 1 14 3-0-0 6
Stevie Ray 97 0 0 1 14 0 0 3-0-0 6
D-Mart 83 2 0 1 14 2 28 2-1-0 4
Macdahustla (r) 84 1 0 1 14 1 14 2-0-0 4
Cracker 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
KidsClub 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Dizz 96 0 0 1 14 0 0 1-1-0 2
Dannat 91 0 0 0 0 1 14 1-2-0 2
Charlie 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Gator 109 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Sutty 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Ali G 110 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Diddledude (r) 112 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Shteeme 122 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 3 5 4 5 4 3 4 4 36 5 3 4 4 4 3 4 3 5 35 71
D-Mart 5 4 5 4 4 5 3 6 6 42 5 4 6 3 5 4 4 5 5 41 83 2
Devo 6 5 5 5 5 4 3 4 4 41 5 4 5 5 4 3 4 4 6 40 81 1
Macdahustla (r) 5 4 7 4 7 5 4 5 5 46 4 3 5 4 4 4 5 4 5 38 84 1
Dannat 4 5 5 8 6 6 4 6 6 50 6 4 4 4 5 3 5 4 6 41 91 1
Cracker 6 4 6 4 6 4 5 6 5 46 6 4 5 4 6 5 6 3 8 47 93 0
Dizz 8 3 7 5 6 5 3 5 6 48 7 4 8 5 4 4 5 4 7 48 96 0
Stevie Ray 6 4 5 6 8 7 5 6 5 52 6 4 7 5 5 4 4 3 7 45 97 0
KidsClub 7 3 6 6 6 7 4 6 6 51 6 4 4 4 8 5 5 4 8 48 99 0
Sutty 8 5 8 4 8 5 4 5 7 54 6 5 6 4 5 4 5 5 6 46 100 0
Charlie 7 5 6 6 8 6 3 6 7 54 8 3 5 6 8 4 5 5 6 50 104 0
Gator 5 6 8 6 7 6 6 5 6 55 6 5 6 6 7 4 6 7 7 54 109 0
Ali G 6 7 7 8 8 8 6 4 5 59 7 4 8 4 7 6 5 4 6 51 110 0
Diddledude (r) 6 5 8 6 8 5 3 6 6 53 7 3 6 5 6 8 8 8 8 59 112 0
Shteeme 5 5 6 8 5 5 3 5 8 50 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 72 122 0
TOTAL 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 5
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS 1U 2U 3U 4U 5U 6U 6U 5U 4U 5U - - - -
6 5 5 5 5 4 3 4 4 5 4 5 5 4 - - - -
4 5 5 8 6 6 4 6 6 6 4 4 4 5 - - - -
1U 1U 1U AS - - - -
RESULT: Devo wins 5 and 4 Start match at hole:
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