The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

TC MATCH UPDATE: Sunny defeated Goofball in the Senior Class. Sunny also defeated Smitty in the A Class. ChipMeIn defeated GolfGeek in the B Class and Pommie defeated Zoey in the C Class. Good luck to all the winners in the next round and congratulations!!
QUICKSNAP DOGGIE REPORT: Hole 3 was not claimed. Sutty on hole 7 with a near hole in one at 9"
Dazed on hole 14 at 10 feet and Goofball at 21 inches on hole 16. Each Doggie was worth $33. Dazed was extremely gracious and asked that his $33 be donated to the kids money which explains the awesome total this round.
BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT: There were 5 skins today. Gator on hole 3, Irons on hole 6, Sutty on hole 7, Sunny on hole 9 and Skeeter on hole 15. Each Skin was worth a tidy $20 bones. Nice job guys. Every birdie today got a skin except the 4 skins on hole 4 that cut each other off.
Gator is the new number 2 and snagged his 100th career birdie.
Mountain Creek had a great special on for Slammers again with a pint and a lb of great wings and side of fries for $15.04.

Quotables

"I bowl about 180 to 190 in ten pin"...."You should take that up because you are not a very good golfer."
"It's almost as windy as Ireland."
"All that working out is paying off with your putter toss. I hear you are taking up the Javelin"
"I have nothing to say."
"Is this Emerson, Lake and Pommie?"
"Grumpy's new stance is inspired by Pete Townshend."
"I write more quotables than I take golf strokes."
"I just realized that Kricket actually played Cricket."
"Would you like a cheesy onion pretzel?"

Sun Jun 11, 2017

Summary
Glorious Star located halfway down one of the spiraling arms of the Milky Way Galaxy made an appearance today and shone light down on a gem of a golf course up near Arnprior. Mountain Creek was the site of 4 TC matches, and at least 3 new golfers skyrocketing into the top 10. Exciting!! Kudos to the groundskeeping crew at "The Creek". The wind was howling which made for some fun and challenging strokes. The greens were spectacular and would rival any other course in the area. Thanks to the whole Mountain Creek team including the cart girl who we saw at least 6 times. How can you go wrong with that kind of service. It's no wonder this one is a favourite on the tour. Simply first class. (P.s. Mulder and Irons bypassed the usual Antrim to have breakfast at the course. The Mountain Man special. Three eggs, two breakfast meats, two toast, homefries and coffee for $8.40. And no skimpy meat either. Two sausage and three nice thick strips of bacon.) ............................................................................................ Mulder Out

Stars
	Gator
	What a day for Gator. He showed his teeth and ripped up the course shooting a great 88 which was good enough for 1 bird, 1 skin, and a perfect 3-0-0 record. But more importantly, this vaulted the Floridian carnivore into 2nd spot on the tour and the Gator Hunters will be out in full force in the upcoming events he plays in. Well done and congratulations on the great round.
	Sunny
	There are Sunny Ways, and then there are Sunny Days. Today was a "Sunny" day on the course. Sunny was playing two TC Matches simultaneously. He won both his Senior match and his A class match. He also snaggled 2 birdies, and one skin while going 3-0-0 against some pretty tough customers. Well played and keep golfing. I know with all the rain we have had, seeing Sunny days on the golf course is something every slammer is looking forward to.
	GoofBall
	Goofball had a nice round today with a 1-1-1 record but he was in a group with some elite golfers on the tour and managed to get a bird and a dog. Good enough for my third star ranking.

Onsite Coordinator

Mulder

Stats

Attendance: 20
Scoring Average: 91
Birdie Average: 0.45
Course Rating: 8.5
Best aspects of course: Greens were AWESOME!!!

Kids

The Kids earned $55

Event Fees

ST Member: $39
EG Member: $34
EG Unl. Member: $29

Total for The Kids

2017 total: $1,404

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Crenshaw [138]	Irons [4]	14	Bookie [54]	Crenshaw [138]	13
Sunny [34]	GoofBall [14]	15	Smitty [115]	Sunny [34]	13
Sunny [34]	Skeeter [29]	16	Grumpy [91]	Pommie [67]	13
Gator [66]	Steel Crazy [56]	16	Zoey (we remember) [89]	Pommie [67]	14
Buster T (r) [65]	GolfGeek [59]	16	Steel Crazy [56]	Moz [2]	14
Dazed [215]	Irons [4]	17	Bookie [54]	Dazed [215]	15
Gator [66]	Moz [2]	18	Dazed [215]	Crenshaw [138]	15
			Sutty [52]	Moz [2]	15
			GolfGeek [59]	Chipmein [128]	15
			GolfGeek [59]	Kricket [142]	15
			Bookie [54]	Irons [4]	16
			Zoey (we remember) [89]	Mulder [87]	16
			Grumpy [91]	Mulder [87]	16
			Mulder [87]	Pommie [67]	17
			Grumpy [91]	Zoey (we remember) [89]	17
			Buster T (r) [65]	Chipmein [128]	17
			Buster T (r) [65]	Kricket [142]	17
			Sutty [52]	Gator [66]	18
			Steel Crazy [56]	Sutty [52]	18
			Kricket [142]	Chipmein [128]	18
			Smitty [115]	Skeeter [29]	18
			Skeeter [29]	GoofBall [14]	18
			Smitty [115]	GoofBall [14]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Sunny	79	2	0	0	0	1	20	3-0-0	6
Gator	88	1	0	0	0	1	20	3-0-0	6
Crenshaw	83	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Chipmein	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Pommie	94	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Dazed	89	0	0	1	33	0	0	2-1-0	4
Moz	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Kricket	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Mulder	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
GoofBall	86	1	0	1	33	0	0	1-1-1	3
Irons	87	1	0	0	0	1	20	1-2-0	2
Smitty	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-2	2
Buster T (r)	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Zoey (we remember)	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Sutty	90	1	0	1	33	1	20	0-2-1	1
Skeeter	87	1	0	0	0	1	20	0-2-1	1
Steel Crazy	92	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Bookie	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
GolfGeek	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Grumpy	103	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	3	5	4	4	3	4	5	36	4	4	4	4	3	4	3	4	4	34	70
Sunny	4	6	3	4	5	5	3	6	4	40	4	4	5	4	3	5	4	5	5	39	79	1
Irons	6	5	5	5	4	3	6	5	5	44	5	6	6	5	5	4	3	5	4	43	87	1
Skeeter	5	6	5	5	5	4	6	5	6	47	4	6	4	5	3	3	4	6	5	40	87	1
Gator	4	3	3	8	6	4	3	5	7	43	6	6	4	8	4	4	3	6	4	45	88	1
Sutty	6	6	5	5	6	4	2	5	6	45	4	7	5	5	4	6	4	5	5	45	90	1
Crenshaw	5	5	4	7	5	5	4	4	7	46	4	5	5	4	3	4	3	5	4	37	83	0
Moz	5	5	3	6	4	6	3	5	7	44	4	5	5	4	3	5	4	7	4	41	85	0
GoofBall	6	5	5	4	6	4	5	5	5	45	4	6	5	6	3	5	3	4	5	41	86	0
Smitty	7	4	5	6	6	4	4	4	6	46	5	5	6	6	3	4	3	5	4	41	87	0
Dazed	5	5	5	7	4	6	4	5	7	48	4	5	5	5	3	6	5	4	4	41	89	0
Chipmein	6	6	3	5	5	5	4	6	7	47	5	4	7	4	4	5	4	6	4	43	90	0
Steel Crazy	5	6	4	4	6	5	4	6	5	45	4	6	6	7	3	5	4	6	6	47	92	0
Kricket	5	7	4	6	6	5	4	5	7	49	4	5	5	6	4	5	3	5	7	44	93	0
Pommie	6	5	6	4	5	4	5	5	7	47	4	5	5	4	5	6	5	7	6	47	94	0
Mulder	5	6	7	6	5	5	3	4	8	49	4	4	6	5	5	5	4	8	4	45	94	0
Buster T (r)	5	6	3	5	5	5	4	5	8	46	6	7	4	7	4	6	4	7	6	51	97	0
Bookie	6	5	6	5	6	6	4	4	8	50	4	8	5	6	3	7	4	6	5	48	98	0
GolfGeek	5	7	5	5	7	5	5	5	8	52	5	6	5	5	4	6	5	5	5	46	98	0
Zoey (we remember)	4	6	5	8	7	5	6	5	6	52	5	8	5	5	6	5	4	5	7	50	102	0
Grumpy	5	6	5	6	6	7	3	6	8	52	6	8	5	5	4	6	4	6	7	51	103	0
TOTAL	0	1	0	0	0	1	1	0	1		0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0			5
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	AS	1U	2U	3U	2U	3U	2U	3U	4U	5U	6U	7U	-	-	-	-	-
	4	6	3	4	5	5	3	6	4	4	4	5	4	-	-	-	-	-
	7	4	5	6	6	4	4	4	6	5	5	6	6	-	-	-	-	-
		AS												-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: Sunny wins 7 and 5 Start match at hole:

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