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Notables

  • POP: All groups finished with 4 hrs and 20 and that's with the rain and the twosome in front of Slammers who stood on a fairway for 10 minutes without moving due to the rain! SO ludicrous!!
  • PERSONAL BEST: Diddledude has his personal best day. Doesn't win a match but scores his best round in his young Slammer career...10 below his median!! Congrats!!
  • UNDEFEATED: Only 2 players undefeated today. KidsClub was the only one going 3-0-0, and Old Spice went 2-0-1 with a skin. WELL DONE, BOYS!!
  • MANY THANKS: For the great job as Doggie Master, Macdahustla and to Diddledude for the super job job as Skins Master. MANY THANKS!!
  • QUICKSNAP DOGS: Only 3 dogs were taken each worth 20 bones. Doggie winners are T-bird (#11 @8ft), Macdahustla (#15 @12ft) and Hen (#17 @15ft). CONGRATS!!
  • REAL FANS SKINS: 6 skin day each worth 10 bones with 2 won with birdies and the rest with pars. Winners are Stumpy with 2 (birdie, birdie), and single skins going to Old Spice, T-bird, Steel Crazy and Heny. Congrats!!

Quotables

  • If I'm going to be miserable, I will be miserable with the driver!!
  • I'm changing clothes so often, I feel like Beyonce in concert!!
  • We are going to hail the Cracker when he gives us 5 bones just like usual!! Hail to the Cracker!!
  • I really like my new driver!!
  • OMG, long and straight off the tee. Hope it lasts for 18 holes!!
  • I feel you are going to be the new division #1!!
  • Rain, rain, rain.....stoppppppppppp!!
  • Under the best light you play super...under the rain you suck!!
  • On hole 7, are you going to get your rain gear...yes, absolutely! On the 9th green...we don't need umbrellas!!. Approaching the 10th green, as its raining...stupid, stupid, stupid!!
Event: Stonebridge
Tue Jul 11, 2017
Summary
The Slammers came out to Stonebridge, a tour favourite, to enjoy some Slammin'. The course was in very good condition helping with playability and scoring. A couple of holes after tee off, the sprinkles and showers came down testing ones abilities to enjoy the course under adverse conditions. Most made adjustments to their game and match play strategy and it appears to paid off. Still the usual amount of banter and joking both on and off the course. The 19th hole provided the warmth, banter, libations and food that we all look forward to. Your OC, KC.

Stars
Hen
The 1st star, Hen, performs so very well under these course conditions. This C player goes 2-1-0 with wins against a B player and a D player. And he leaves his mark on this event as he scores a skin and a dog! Such a sweet performance!!
Macdahustla (r)
Most of us can understand him but his sticks did the talking. He has 2 wins against fellow B players and loses his match on the 18th to an A Slammer. Macdahustla is our Doggie Master and he punctuates his role with winning a doggie. Super!!
Stumpy
Stumpy, the 3rd star, plays well in his competitive grouping. For him, all is determined on the 18th hole. Stumpy comes out of the event with 2 ties and one loss. But he scores the only 2 birdies of the day and takes home 2 skins!! Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!
Onsite Coordinator
  • KidsClub
Stats
  • Attendance: 12
  • Scoring Average: 91
  • Birdie Average: 0.17
  • Course Rating: 8
  • Best aspects of course:
Kids
  • The Kids earned $12
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $59
  • EG Member: $50
  • EG Unl. Member: $41
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Steel Crazy [68] Diddledude (r) [65] 15 Cracker [102] KidsClub [12] 12
Cracker [102] Stevie Ray [60] 17 Stevie Ray [60] KidsClub [12] 13
Hen [133] Diddledude (r) [65] 17 GovNer4 [58] KidsClub [12] 15
Hen [133] Steel Crazy [68] 18 T-bird [30] Old Spice [22] 15
Old Spice [22] Macdahustla (r) [20] 18 T-bird [30] Macdahustla (r) [20] 15
Stevie Ray [60] GovNer4 [58] 16
Cracker [102] GovNer4 [58] 16
Stumpy [123] T-bird [30] 18
Stumpy [123] Old Spice [22] 18
Steel Crazy [68] Dannat [36] 18
Hen [133] Dannat [36] 18
Stumpy [123] Macdahustla (r) [20] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
KidsClub 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Old Spice 85 0 0 0 0 1 10 2-0-1 5
Hen 93 0 0 1 20 1 10 2-1-0 4
Macdahustla (r) 86 0 0 1 20 0 0 2-1-0 4
GovNer4 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Steel Crazy 90 0 0 0 0 1 10 1-1-1 3
Dannat 90 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-0-1 3
Stumpy 86 2 0 0 0 2 20 0-1-2 2
Cracker 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
T-bird 89 0 0 1 20 1 10 0-2-1 1
Diddledude (r) 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Stevie Ray 104 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 3 5 4 5 4 3 4 4 36 5 3 4 4 4 3 4 3 4 34 70
Stumpy 5 5 6 4 6 5 4 5 4 44 7 5 6 3 3 4 5 3 6 42 86 2
Old Spice 6 3 5 4 6 6 4 4 4 42 8 4 4 5 4 5 4 5 4 43 85 1
T-bird 5 4 6 6 6 5 5 5 6 48 5 3 5 5 5 6 4 3 5 41 89 1
Steel Crazy 5 4 5 5 5 5 4 6 5 44 5 5 6 4 5 5 4 5 7 46 90 1
Hen 4 4 6 5 8 5 4 5 7 48 7 4 7 6 4 4 4 3 6 45 93 1
Macdahustla (r) 5 3 7 4 8 8 4 4 5 48 5 4 4 4 5 3 4 4 5 38 86 0
KidsClub 5 4 6 4 6 5 4 6 4 44 6 4 4 4 7 3 5 4 7 44 88 0
Dannat 5 4 5 6 7 6 4 5 5 47 5 4 5 4 5 3 5 6 6 43 90 0
GovNer4 5 4 7 5 8 6 4 5 5 49 5 5 7 4 5 3 4 3 7 43 92 0
Diddledude (r) 6 5 6 5 6 6 5 5 5 49 6 4 4 4 5 5 6 3 7 44 93 0
Cracker 7 6 5 5 7 6 5 5 5 51 8 4 6 4 6 4 5 4 7 48 99 0
Stevie Ray 6 5 6 5 8 7 7 5 4 53 7 4 4 6 5 5 6 6 8 51 104 0
TOTAL 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 1 6
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
AS 1U 1U 1U AS AS 1U 1U AS 1U 2U 1U AS AS AS
6 3 5 4 6 6 4 4 4 8 4 4 5 4 5 4 5 4
5 5 6 4 6 5 4 5 4 7 5 6 3 3 4 5 3 6
1U AS AS AS AS AS 1U AS 1U AS
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