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Notables

  • TOUR CHAMPIONSHIP UPDATE: Macdahustla defeats PukeyJ on hole 16 moving him to the quarterfinals where he will play either Flyer or Lucky.
  • QUICKSNAP DOGGIE REPORT: Only 2 par three's were claimed today. Macdahustla wins both (24' on hole 8 and 45' on hole 15). Holes 3, 5, 12, an 17 were not claimed. Each dog was worth $10
  • Macdahustla collects his 10th dog of the year.
  • Bonnie Tyler showed up on hole 14 when Mac, Mulder and Pukey all belted out a scorching rendition of "Total Eclipse of the Heart."
  • The tree on 7 that made it impossible to hit the right side risk fairway from the tips without a draw is gone. McGoop, you can now go straight at the pancake.

Quotables

  • "I'm strangely excited,"...."I suggest you walk the rest of the way."
  • "Sweden changed their laws and now the animals have a year to adjust to them."
  • "I asked for 7-up and fresh orange."...."That's an orange."...."I meant Orange Juice...this is a screwed up country."
  • "I have a hard time playing in the wet."...."I'm from Scotland. It's ALWAYS wet."
  • "Why 'Rufus'?"..."I was called Rufus when I was young and it stuck, so I picked it as my Slammer name."....."You know if you pick your own name, you can pick something like Studly or DaAwesomeOne."...."But then you have to live up to those names. Rufus is easy to live up to."
Event: Marshes
Thu Jul 13, 2017
Summary
The Marshes lived up to their name today. The recent rains left the fairways damp, but they sure did not affect the greens which were lightning fast and putting on them was like putting on the hood of a Volkswagon Beetle. They were probably a 12 on the Stimpmeter and they want to get them up to 13. Why? Who knows, but the three putts were plentiful and the kids are appreciative. Thanks Jillian for finding this foursome several times on the course and reloading our beverages. The BBQ shack after the 9th hole was also open with some tasty things for the golfers to enjoy before teeing off on ten. Thanks Derek and team for making our day at the Marshes a good one. ............................................................................................... Mulder Out

Stars
Macdahustla (r)
The Scottish sure know how to play in the wet. (See quotables.) Macdahustla definitely showed this to be true as he dismantled his foursome one at a time. He went 3-0, won his B Class Tour Championship match and snagged 2 dogs en route to a very nice round. Congrats and good luck.
Pukey J
Not only was PukeyJ 2-1 today. But he was by far the best dressed slammer in his blue/teal/white combo. Not only was he completely styling with the clothing, but he even matched his cell phone cover. Now THAT is dedication and worth second star honours.
Rufus
Rufus get's third star for easily living up to his name. (See quotables.) He goes 1-2 but also missed out on three doggie ops after sticking some iron shots pretty darn close to the flag on the par 3's. He's also a walker which means he was very gracious to his cart mate who was on a bad leg. What a gentleman!!
Onsite Coordinator
  • Mulder
Stats
  • Attendance: 4
  • Scoring Average: 97
  • Birdie Average: 0.25
  • Course Rating: 7
  • Best aspects of course: Greens
Kids
  • The Kids earned $9
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $79
  • EG Member: $69
  • EG Unl. Member: $59

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Rufus [C18] Mulder [C6] 13 Mulder [C6] Macdahustla (r) [A7] 12
Mulder [C6] Pukey J [B17] 13
Rufus [C18] Macdahustla (r) [A7] 14
Rufus [C18] Pukey J [B17] 16
Pukey J [B17] Macdahustla (r) [A7] 16

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Macdahustla (r) 87 1 0 2 20 0 0 3-0-0 6
Pukey J 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Rufus 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Mulder 110 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0


PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 3U 4U 3U 4U 3U 3U 2U 3U 4U 5U 4U 5U - - - -
4 5 3 6 5 4 6 3 8 7 4 4 7 5 - - - -
5 8 5 7 4 6 5 3 7 8 5 5 4 7 - - - -
- - - -
RESULT: Macdahustla wins 5 and 4 Start match at hole:
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