Notables - After 3 weeks of inclement weather, propane leaks etc... Bernie's cantina was back in business, with everybody in our group getting their hotdog fix.
- A Momma deer accompanied by 2 fawns were sighted foraging along #14. Pictures were taken and will be posted.
- One cannot reiterate enough times how the help from the Doggie and Skin master is appreciated. So, give it up for Mulder and Blue for their participation in the closing ceremonies as Skin and Doggie Master, respectively.
- Of the 5 par threes barely 3 were claimed. The 200 plus yard #11 refused to yield and denied all of us. The appropriation of the QuickSnap Doggies is as follows: On #2 at 7', P-Bomb. #4 at 10' - Blue and #15 T-Bird at 15'. Each Dog is worth 18 bones.
- There were limited Broker4Tickets skins today as well.Three to be exact, at 16 bones per, 2 going to Blue, with birds on on 9 and 10 (which plays nearly 600 yards) and a par skin to T-Bird on #7.
- The only self proclaimed Champlain virgin, Mulder, who bears a striking resemblance to Matthew Mcconaughey on his profile page, found out that the first time is indeed painful
Quotables
- "You are taking my honors"...on the first tee they are dishonors.
- You need to show more leg if you expect me to pick you up.
- we are changing your name from Pommie to "Harry Pommie".
- Too late for me to pee in a bottle, I just went.
- Wish I was as thin as my shots.
- A golfer's best asset is Amnesia.
- I'm fringe right, you're fringe left - we are the fringe brothers.
- Go - go - go - stop - stop - stop - shutup - shutup - shutup!!
- I am good for one Hissy fit and one Birdie per round.
- Nice tints Shades!
- Why is the 0 and 3 guy filling in the group summary??
- The Tecate was so good on #11 that I am having another on the 19th.
- That tee ball helped in Quebec Vs Ontario relations.
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Mon Aug 7, 2017
Summary
I can see clearly now, the rain has gone...Champlain is the best value on the slammer tour for a leisurely stroll, while smacking the cover off a golf ball, on a quiet summer Monday morning. Breakfast is available at 8 am and the beer is always cold and refreshing in the early afternoon. Join us. Per Ardua ad Astra.
Stars |
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Pepilepu |
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A pleasure to watch Pepe breeze to a sweep of his competitors. He has been shooting lights out the past couple of events and there seems to be no end to his improvement. All hail the Skunk, who did not stink up the joint! (and had a Birdie) |
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Grumpy |
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Lumpy, frumpy, jumpy, bumpy, did you know there are so many words that rhyme with, and could be used to describe this fairy tale character who fired a C div score on his way to a 2-0-1 record? Not bad for an old guy. |
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Old Spice |
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Not sure if we are talking about after shave or some oregano that has been sitting on the shelf for a long time, but this lad confidently cruised to 3 and oh record. A solid round. |
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Stats
- Attendance: 12
- Scoring Average: 95
- Birdie Average: 0.33
- Course Rating: 8.5
- Best aspects of course:
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $30
- EG Member: $25
- EG Unl. Member: $20
Total for The Kids
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UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Pepilepu [68] |
T-bird [18] |
11 |
Bagger [33] |
P-Bomb [35] |
WDN |
Pepilepu [68] |
GoofBall [40] |
13 |
Bagger [33] |
Old Spice [38] |
WDN |
P-Bomb [35] |
Shades [34] |
16 |
Bagger [33] |
Shades [34] |
WDN |
Old Spice [38] |
Shades [34] |
16 |
GoofBall [40] |
Blue [39] |
13 |
Old Spice [38] |
P-Bomb [35] |
17 |
Mulder [52] |
Auldphart (r) [47] |
14 |
Blue [39] |
T-bird [18] |
17 |
Mulder [52] |
Grumpy [51] |
15 |
GoofBall [40] |
T-bird [18] |
17 |
Pommie [71] |
Grumpy [51] |
18 |
Pommie [71] |
Mulder [52] |
17 |
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Grumpy [51] |
Auldphart (r) [47] |
17 |
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Pepilepu [68] |
Blue [39] |
18 |
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Pommie [71] |
Auldphart (r) [47] |
18 |
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INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
Pepilepu |
80 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Old Spice |
84 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Grumpy |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
Pommie |
96 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
Blue |
82 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
18 |
2 |
32 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
P-Bomb |
88 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
18 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Shades |
88 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
GoofBall |
89 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Auldphart (r) |
98 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
T-bird |
91 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
18 |
1 |
16 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Mulder |
102 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Bagger |
WDN |
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0-3-0 |
0 |
SKINS |
HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
PAR |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
36 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
35 |
71 |
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Blue |
6 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
39 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
43 |
82 |
2 |
T-bird |
8 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
47 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
44 |
91 |
1 |
Pepilepu |
6 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
39 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
41 |
80 |
0 |
Old Spice |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
42 |
84 |
0 |
Shades |
6 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
43 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
45 |
88 |
0 |
P-Bomb |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
45 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
43 |
88 |
0 |
GoofBall |
7 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
44 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
45 |
89 |
0 |
Grumpy |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
48 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
47 |
95 |
0 |
Pommie |
5 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
49 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
47 |
96 |
0 |
Mulder |
6 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
49 |
8 |
4 |
7 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
53 |
102 |
0 |
TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
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1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
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3 |
Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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