The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

Welcome to a brand new ,freshly brewed rookie . Steve plays his frst event at a course he has always wanted to play. Hoping to see you back on tour soon.
Pouf defeats Schteeme in the TC A match and moves forward.
Backflash takes a Slapshot and gets the victory in his TC C match.
Wishing both of you the Best of luck as you move into the next bracket.

Quotables

What ever we had on the card has been X-rated and did not make it past the OC..
Knowing how the OC speaks ....it was pretty bad !!
Shelgame is a putting machine ...14 putts in 4 holes, he made blisters putting.
* I got a feeling , that tonight is gonna be a good , good night ...wooo hooo ...Only FingZ can sing and Hip it while putting on 15 th
I just retired my putter.
Was that 2 x 3 Putts and and 2 x 4 Putts ?
Doggie ball was so far that even if we added our ages it was still further away.
As i m making the maths...something just doesn t add up ...How did the kids get so much mullah ?? Then it hit me ... Shelgame was putting !!
Nobody volunteered for either skins or dogs and the OC did not want to volon-tell anybody either ...So i put on both hats as Doggie and skins master
Shelgame made the maths to find the value of each dog and skin, he says it was easier and faster than counting his putts
The answer is NO !! , the practice green and the course green are NOT at the same speed ...at all !!
Did I mention Shelgame had a rough one on the greens today ?

Tue Aug 8, 2017

Summary
For the second day in a row , we had more french people that signed up to play ...Should i do the write up in French ? I just can t wait to type one starting like this * An English message will follow* ... Till then , suck it up buttercup !! WoW ... what a beautiful group, judging by the laughs and loud talk on the 19 th , everybody enjoyed their day. In the distance we could hear Shelgame s putter asking for redemption... I don t know if it s how the OC made the presentation on Tee box # 1 but not many balls hit the fairway...including mine ;-) The Gatineau was in top shape and who ever got the brain cramp for the piin placement must of read a book that has a title like * How to piss off normal golfers by putting the pins in angled greens*...All 18 pins felt like Sunday in overtime pin placement. Thank you all Sllammers , this day was a success thanks to you all and hope to see you soon on the links !! Enjoy , Regards; FingZ

Stars
	Pouf
	Our Number ONE star shoots a round bellow his median , takes down his opponent in his TC A match , has 2 skins , a dog , goes 3-0 ...clutch putt a 35+ footer to save par and stay alive going on 18 vs FingZ ...then sticks one at 3 ft to the flag from 150 yrds on a downhill lie...birdies the hole ,secures his victory and protects , defend his ranking !! Pouf , it s an honor and a pleasure to share 18 holes of golf with you. Anytime !! Congrats !
	BackFlash
	Our second star today also wins his TC C match , shoots an impressive 11 strokes below his median. Collects a skin and a dog.Ties his match vs a solid B player in Shades. Looking forward in playing a match together. Congrats , great shooting !!
	FingZ
	yeah ... your Oc gets the third star ... shot below my median with an 81 , only lost to Pouff on the 18 th . Back in the top 15 ranked overall with victories over Shel(The Putter)game and Schteeme. :-)

Onsite Coordinator

FingZ

Stats

Attendance: 10
Scoring Average: 89
Birdie Average: 0.4
Course Rating: 9
Best aspects of course: Entire course is in great shape. Hole # 2 is totally cleaned of all weeds , makes an entire new visual.

Kids

The Kids earned $13

Event Fees

ST Member: $48
EG Member: $41
EG Unl. Member: $35

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
FingZ [B3]	Shteeme [A11]	14	Steve (r) [Unr]	Doog [A9]	11
FingZ [B3]	ShelGame [A8]	15	Steve (r) [Unr]	Pepilepu [A12]	12
			SlapShot [B64]	BackFlash [C21]	14
			Shteeme [A11]	Pouf [A1]	15
			SlapShot [B64]	Shades [A20]	16
			ShelGame [A8]	Pouf [A1]	16
			BackFlash [C21]	Shades [A20]	18
			FingZ [B3]	Pouf [A1]	18
			Shteeme [A11]	ShelGame [A8]	18
			Pepilepu [A12]	Doog [A9]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Pouf	79	1	0	1	11	2	18	3-0-0	6
FingZ	81	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Doog	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
BackFlash	86	1	0	1	11	1	9	1-0-1	3
Shades	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-1	3
Pepilepu	90	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
ShelGame	88	1	0	1	11	2	18	0-2-1	1
Shteeme	89	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
SlapShot	92	0	0	1	11	0	0	0-2-0	0
Steve (r)	111	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	3	5	4	4	4	3	5	36	3	4	3	4	4	5	3	5	4	35	71
Pouf	6	5	3	5	5	4	5	3	5	41	5	4	3	5	5	5	3	5	3	38	79	2
ShelGame	4	5	5	4	4	6	5	3	7	43	4	5	3	5	6	6	5	5	6	45	88	2
BackFlash	6	5	4	5	5	4	3	4	8	44	4	4	3	5	4	6	4	5	7	42	86	1
FingZ	6	4	4	5	4	5	5	4	7	44	3	4	3	4	4	5	4	5	5	37	81	0
Doog	6	5	3	5	4	6	6	4	6	45	4	6	3	4	6	6	4	6	4	43	88	0
Shades	6	7	4	8	4	6	4	3	7	49	4	4	3	4	5	7	3	5	4	39	88	0
Shteeme	5	4	4	6	4	5	6	5	6	45	3	6	4	5	5	7	3	5	6	44	89	0
Pepilepu	6	7	4	6	4	6	5	3	6	47	5	4	4	4	5	7	3	6	5	43	90	0
SlapShot	6	7	5	5	5	5	5	4	7	49	3	6	4	5	5	5	4	6	5	43	92	0
TOTAL	1	0	0	1	0	0	1	0	1		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1			5
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	AS		AS	AS		AS	AS	1U	2U	1U	1U	1U	AS			AS	AS	1U
	6	5	3	5	5	4	5	3	5	5	4	3	5	5	5	3	5	3
	6	4	4	5	4	5	5	4	7	3	4	3	4	4	5	4	5	5
	AS	1U	AS	AS	1U	AS	AS						AS	1U	1U	AS	AS
RESULT: Pouf wins on the 18th hole Start match at hole:

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