 Notables - NO TC MATCHES TODAY
- QUICKSNAP DOGGIE REPORT: The dogs wore bark collars today because they were quiet. Hole 5 (Mulder at 18 inches) and Hole 7 (Rulz at 21 feet) were the only two collected and worth 20 bones each. No dogs on holes 13 or 18.
- BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT: Three skins today. Gongshow on Hole 1, Stymie on hole 12 and Rulz on hole 18. Each Skin was worth $13.
- MOTHER NATURE'S WEATHER REPORT: The weathermen called for <1mm of rain per hour today. They were correct. 0mm is less than 1mm.
- Rulz collected his 170th career dog (7th on the stats list)
- Mulder netted his 50th Birdie (only 119 Slammers have more)
- Stymie and Gongshow BOTH got their 20th career Skin. Gongshow in his 40th event.
- Dragonfly has a new pro shop staffer. Her name is Denise and if you go up for a round, say hi. She has the same Ottawa Valley friendliness all the staff at Dfly have and will fit right in.
- Dragonfly has a new batch of golf carts this year. Vroom Vroom!!
 Quotables
- "I screwed up that drive on purpose because the boss is here. I didn't want him moving me back a tee block."
- "Not one drop of rain!"
- "Do I look like I eat salads? A salad is what I eat eats."
- "To golf or not to golf?? What a stupid question."
- Mulder:"When you hit my ball on the green like you just did, your ball stays where it is...." Grumpy:"..and your ball goes back where it was." Mulder: "No it goes in my pocket...because that's an 8."
- "The Scots and Irish brag about golfing in rain and cold...But in Canada we golf with snow still on the ground.
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Sat Apr 28, 2018
Summary
Shame......SHAME on those of you who dare doubt the Bermuda Triangle of no rain that surrounds Dragonfly. The weatherman called for rain but read the second quotable. No rain touched Slammers playing today. Not only were we blessed with no rain, but Rulz bought a round for those who came out and stayed for the 19th hole. Thanks a bunch. Bill and the DFly team today were awesome as always. New Proshopper Denise will fit right in with Shawn and the crew. Dave the starter was helpful with all the course conditions and TL in the restaurant not only served up some AWESOME beefeater battered onion rings but rumour has it she plays a mean fiddle. It was great to get back up the valley to the Absolute Comedy C Division Sun Scramble this August. .......................................................................................... Mulder out
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Stymie |
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must have eaten his Alfalfa this morning. In the cool air he was cool as a cucumber putting a Spanky on his 3 fellow B class opponents in style. He had a skin, shot a 82, and will don a brand new #1 B Division baseball hat for taking down Petey (T-Bird). He will most certainly be a Darla-ing when it comes to people wanting to challenge him in coming events. Nice job you Little Rascal you.... |
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Gongshow |
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made it to the end of his routine without the judges hitting the gong. He took down two fellow B-Classers, climbed up to number 2 in the B Division. He has been eating up Dragonfly lately and his round of 85 will bring his scoring median down under 90. Very well played sir |
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Grumpy |
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was winless....and undefeated. But playing in the D Division, he held his own tying two C Class Slammers which should make him less Grumpy. (and keep him out of the running for the Casselview Cup). |
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Stats
- Attendance: 8
- Scoring Average: 94
- Birdie Average: 0.25
- Course Rating: 8
- Best aspects of course: Today it was being in the Bermuda Triangle where rain does not fall.
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $35
- EG Member: $29
- EG Unl. Member: $23
Total for The Kids
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Stymie [B2] |
T-bird [A7] |
15 |
Eeyore [B30] |
Stymie [B2] |
12 |
| Gongshow [A41] |
T-bird [A7] |
15 |
Sutty [C40] |
Rulz [A18] |
15 |
| Sutty [C40] |
Mulder [C37] |
17 |
Eeyore [B30] |
Gongshow [A41] |
15 |
| Eeyore [B30] |
T-bird [A7] |
18 |
Gongshow [A41] |
Stymie [B2] |
17 |
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Sutty [C40] |
Grumpy [D2] |
18 |
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Mulder [C37] |
Grumpy [D2] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
Stymie |
82 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
13 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
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Gongshow |
85 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
13 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Sutty |
103 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
Rulz |
87 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
1 |
13 |
1-0-0 |
2 |
|
Eeyore |
91 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Grumpy |
104 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-0-2 |
2 |
|
Mulder |
105 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
0-1-1 |
1 |
|
T-bird |
92 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
36 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
36 |
72 |
|
| Stymie |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
42 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
40 |
82 |
1 |
| Gongshow |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
2 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
41 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
44 |
85 |
1 |
| Rulz |
5 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
47 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
40 |
87 |
1 |
| Eeyore |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
46 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
45 |
91 |
0 |
| T-bird |
5 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
43 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
49 |
92 |
0 |
| Sutty |
5 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
48 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
4 |
8 |
8 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
55 |
103 |
0 |
| Grumpy |
5 |
7 |
6 |
8 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
51 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
53 |
104 |
0 |
| Mulder |
6 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
2 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
51 |
8 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
8 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
54 |
105 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
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3 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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