The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

QUICKSNAP DOGGIE REPORT: 4 dogs were snagged today. Two by Sunny on holes 7 and 14 and two by Nolanator on holes 3 and 16. Each was worth 27 bones. Thank you The Game for presenting the Doggie Report!!
Broker4Tickets Skins Report: There were nine skins today. 4 by McGoop (1,4,7 and 13), 2 by Old Spice (8 and 9), one by Spud (14), one by ToothFairy (3) and one by Stymie (18). Thank you Spud for presenting the Skins Report!!
HOLE IN ONE CLUB: Katniss is the latest member.
Stymie played in his 100th career event.
Sunny became the 9th slammer to win 2400 bones.
G-Mania was not spotted

Quotables

"Keep the $5 you owe me and put it towards the kids."
"It's supposed to stop raining in an hour."
"I'm plump and unfiltered."
"Kids win again."
"It's my upper body that gets cold, not my legs."...."Great. Can I have your pants?"
"Does this cart cover come with windshield wipers?"

Sat May 19, 2018

Summary
A tour favourite, Mountain Creek did not disappoint. From the friendly staff to the breakfast/lunch/beer special they put on for us, Jonathan and team treat us right and it is no wonder this stop is one of the most popular on the tour. Today we were hoping the rain would hold off and although the wind made it sting for a half a hole, for the most part, we all stayed pretty dry. The dampness most definitely did not affect the firmness of the fairways as the balls were running great down the fairways. Stymie is now in the 100 event club. Congrats on your achievement and first star status. ...................................... Mulder out.

Stars
	Stymie
	was rocking it today shooting a sweet score, going undefeated, catching a birdie and taking a skin. This was all good enough to earn him first star honours. What a beauty!! And in his 100th event!!
	GovNer4
	seems to be hankering for a B class promotion with the lights getting shot out today. He went undefeated and had a birdie. Awesome round!!
	Ali G
	climbs the ranks and he must have ice in his veins because it was his own mother who he took the rank from. Undefeated and shooting well under his median. Impressive swing!!

Onsite Coordinator

Mulder

Stats

Attendance: 23
Scoring Average: 88
Birdie Average: 0.65
Course Rating: N/A
Best aspects of course: Greens

Kids

The Kids earned $22

Event Fees

ST Member: $41
EG Member: $35
EG Unl. Member: $29

Total for The Kids

2018 total: $567

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
GovNer4 [B8]	Cracker [B6]	14	Spud [A46]	McGoop [O1]	12
Mulder [C41]	Gatorette [C8]	15	Big Guy [D3]	Ali G [A26]	12
chill [B11]	Juice [A5]	18	Green Arrow [B19]	Cracker [B6]	13
Pepilepu [A23]	Skeeter [A21]	18	Green Arrow [B19]	GovNer4 [B8]	13
			Old Spice [A12]	McGoop [O1]	14
			Nolanator [O20]	McGoop [O1]	14
			Gatorette [C8]	Ali G [A26]	14
			Auldphart [C26]	GovNer4 [B8]	14
			Big Guy [D3]	Mulder [C41]	15
			Spud [A46]	Nolanator [O20]	16
			Auldphart [C26]	Cracker [B6]	16
			Katniss [D6]	MarkEpon (r) [B353]	16
			Auldphart [C26]	Green Arrow [B19]	16
			The Game [B15]	Skeeter [A21]	17
			ToothFairy [B50]	Juice [A5]	18
			Sunny [B45]	SunnyBoy [B42]	18
			The Game [B15]	Pepilepu [A23]	18
			Skeeter [A21]	Stymie [B10]	18
			The Game [B15]	Stymie [B10]	18
			Pepilepu [A23]	Stymie [B10]	18
			Nolanator [O20]	Old Spice [A12]	18
			Spud [A46]	Old Spice [A12]	18
			ToothFairy [B50]	chill [B11]	18
			Mulder [C41]	Ali G [A26]	18
			Big Guy [D3]	Gatorette [C8]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
McGoop	66	5	0	0	0	4	44	3-0-0	6
Stymie	80	1	0	0	0	1	11	3-0-0	6
GovNer4	84	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Ali G	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Mulder	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Old Spice	78	2	0	0	0	2	22	2-1-0	4
chill	85	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
Cracker	88	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Pepilepu	84	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Nolanator	79	1	0	2	54	0	0	1-2-0	2
Skeeter	84	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Juice	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Green Arrow	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
MarkEpon (r)	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-0	2
Gatorette	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Sunny	82	0	0	2	54	0	0	0-0-1	1
The Game	83	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
SunnyBoy	85	2	0	0	0	0	0	0-0-1	1
Spud	81	1	0	0	0	1	11	0-3-0	0
ToothFairy	87	2	0	0	0	1	11	0-2-0	0
Auldphart	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Katniss	108	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0
Big Guy	110	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	3	5	4	4	3	4	5	36	4	4	4	4	3	4	3	4	4	34	70
McGoop	3	4	3	4	4	4	2	5	5	34	3	4	4	3	3	4	3	4	4	32	66	4
Old Spice	5	5	5	6	4	4	3	3	4	39	4	4	4	5	4	4	4	5	5	39	78	2
Stymie	6	6	4	5	5	5	3	5	6	45	5	4	4	4	3	5	3	4	3	35	80	1
Spud	7	4	4	6	6	5	3	5	5	45	4	4	5	4	2	5	3	4	5	36	81	1
ToothFairy	6	6	2	7	6	5	3	5	6	46	3	5	5	5	3	5	3	6	6	41	87	1
Nolanator	6	5	3	5	4	4	4	4	6	41	3	4	4	5	4	5	3	4	6	38	79	0
Sunny	6	5	4	5	5	5	3	4	6	43	4	5	5	4	3	4	5	5	4	39	82	0
The Game	5	5	4	5	5	5	5	5	5	44	5	5	5	4	4	4	3	5	4	39	83	0
Skeeter	5	5	4	5	4	4	4	5	7	43	4	5	4	5	4	5	3	5	6	41	84	0
Pepilepu	4	5	4	5	4	6	3	5	7	43	4	6	4	5	3	5	4	4	6	41	84	0
GovNer4	4	4	4	6	4	6	3	5	8	44	3	6	4	4	4	5	4	5	5	40	84	0
chill	6	4	3	6	5	6	4	4	5	43	5	6	4	4	3	6	4	5	5	42	85	0
Juice	7	5	3	6	5	5	3	4	6	44	5	5	4	4	4	5	4	6	5	42	86	0
Cracker	5	5	3	7	6	5	4	5	6	46	5	5	5	5	5	5	3	5	4	42	88	0
Green Arrow	6	4	4	8	4	6	6	5	7	50	5	8	6	5	3	4	4	4	5	44	94	0
Ali G	5	5	6	5	4	5	4	6	7	47	5	4	6	5	4	5	4	8	8	49	96	0
Auldphart	5	4	5	6	5	7	3	5	7	47	6	5	6	6	4	6	4	6	6	49	96	0
Mulder	6	6	5	6	5	7	4	5	5	49	4	6	6	5	4	6	3	6	7	47	96	0
Gatorette	8	6	4	8	6	7	3	6	8	56	4	6	7	4	5	8	5	6	5	50	106	0
Big Guy	5	5	4	7	6	6	4	7	8	52	6	7	7	7	4	8	3	8	8	58	110	0
TOTAL	1	0	1	1	0	0	1	1	1		0	0	0	1	1	0	0	0	1			9
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	1U	2U	3U	4U	5U	6U	6U	6U	7U	7U	8U	-	-	-	-	-	-
	3	4	3	4	4	4	2	5	5	3	4	4	-	-	-	-	-	-
	7	4	4	6	6	5	3	5	5	4	4	5	-	-	-	-	-	-
													-	-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: McGoop wins 8 and 6 Start match at hole:

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