The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

NOTABLE ONE - 2018 ... the YEAR of the returnees - two more today! They are Kookie (17th event) & GoHabsGo (12th event) who are both here for the first time since 2016.
NOTABLE TWO I have taken a survey. The thing that most Slammers don't like is the sentences that start off with "I ... " or "my shot then... and my next shot ... etc." Well today we also witnessed the negative of that - "can't be me!" wink wink wink.
NOTABLE THREE - a rare breed, a Slammer asking to move back. Hat's off to Chipmein for wanting to compete for the number one from the same tee box as his competition. He has done it all year, but now it is official.
NOTABLE FOUR - TMC is already playing his sixth event of the year. Earliest ever in his four year career.
NOTABLE FIVE - BearCat's scoring median includes WDN, WDN, 144 & WDN!
NOTABLE SIX - only four birdies today and two of them cut off each other. Two T4s get a birdie on hole seven hitting from the white tee blocks!
notNOTABLE - today there was a group of B divisional players fighting it off for a position (#1?). Many of our events are top level, some mid level and some lower levels. Ultimately the Tour's goal? Well today that group of B's combined for a 19(no pars) on a PAR THREE. Trying to fit in? Fret not - they improved!
Honourable? dishonourable? I am mentioning that TMC was 4th star and loss the tiebreaker to BearCat.
Broker4Tickets forgot to send a SkinMaster again but QuickSnap took the easy route and asked Mulder to be DoggieMaster.

Quotables

"Did you bring a cake? It is my birthday in five and a half months."
"He will probably have something to say on all 18 tee blocks about the locations."
"Winner of today's longest drive is Sunny, from New Brunswick."
"Best known as Chipmein's Ottawa Sun Scramble partner." "He is thinking of changing his name to GoKnightsGo (and that was before the game was played)."
"They have never played each other." "Yes we have!" "Hey he just beat me!" "I was just checking to see if anybody was listening. You are 2-2 career. Actually i just assumed it was time for my first error!"
"I would rather be a REAL C than a PHONY B"
"I am here to get my rankings back after the three defaults here last week!" (ed note - he did ... see first star).
"I have nothing to say to introduce you two, after 233 matches with you."
"What were the scores?" One 5 and three sixes!" "Who got the six?"
"Where is that lime green shirt?" much later ... "There he is!"
"Why is it that only that sharp end of a pencil sticks in your finger?" "Dad (says Myranda), it's just that you don't notice the dull ends because they don't stick in!"
"Receive credit, when you earn it!" "He has no game and he has no steel!"
"Don't ask Zippy about the tire marks on her thigh!"

Sun May 20, 2018

Summary
Triple Crown! Horse racing yesterday and now the the prep for car racing (Indy 500), next week. We of course have our own races - for the divisional #1s! The NHL / NBA playoffs (one game this afternoon), are heating up and yet we still get an awesome day for what the smartest people are doing today - SLAMMER TOUR baby! Now you can go check the tulips and fireworks!

Stars
	Gator
	He missed the last trip to Prescott due to a hospital visit. He returns today, and gets the credit for the seventh quotable down there to the left. Delivered as promised, goes undefeated, plays like a B and also adds a puppy. FIRST STAR!!!! Where is that Bookie?
	Mulder
	WHAT A GUY! What's he doing this weekend? Well in between being the OC at the two largest events of the weekend - he comes to play (AND BE DOGGY MASTER) at the other one. He beats both opponents in some pretty close matches, and works overtime!
	BearCat
	He beat a fellow C division. BearCat points elsewhere. He also beat another fellow C division. Another BearCat point. He had a doggie (you guessed it), and he also had one of the four birds.

Onsite Coordinator

Grumpy

Stats

Attendance: 18
Scoring Average: 96
Birdie Average: 0.22
Course Rating: 9
Best aspects of course: greens

Kids

The Kids earned $16

Event Fees

ST Member: $42
EG Member: $36
EG Unl. Member: $30

Total for The Kids

2018 total: $589

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Sutty [C36]	Boomer [C19]	17	Kookie [D39]	PlayItFwd (r) [C319]	11
Gator [B4]	BearCat [B3]	18	Kookie [D39]	GoHabsGo [C108]	12
			chill [B11]	Moz [A9]	13
			Chipmein [B54]	Moz [A9]	13
			TwinDad [C13]	BearCat [B3]	14
			Chipmein [B54]	The Game [B15]	14
			Green Arrow [B19]	BearCat [B3]	15
			TwinDad [C13]	Gator [B4]	15
			Green Arrow [B19]	Gator [B4]	15
			The Game [B15]	Moz [A9]	16
			TwinDad [C13]	Green Arrow [B19]	17
			Big Guy [D3]	Mulder [C8]	17
			Big Guy [D3]	Grumpy [D2]	18
			Chipmein [B54]	chill [B11]	18
			The Game [B15]	chill [B11]	18
			PlayItFwd (r) [C319]	GoHabsGo [C108]	18
			Grumpy [D2]	Mulder [C8]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Gator	91	0	0	1	26	0	0	3-0-0	6
Moz	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
BearCat	94	1	0	1	26	0	0	2-1-0	4
Mulder	97	0	0	0	0	1	16	2-0-0	4
chill	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
GoHabsGo	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-0	4
The Game	92	2	0	1	26	3	48	1-2-0	2
Sutty	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-0	2
Grumpy	98	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
PlayItFwd (r)	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-0	2
Green Arrow	99	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Sunny	83	0	0	0	0	1	16	0-0-0	0
Juice	87	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-0-0	0
Boomer	95	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-1-0	0
Chipmein	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
TwinDad	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Big Guy	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Kookie	124	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	4	3	5	4	4	4	3	35	4	4	4	3	5	3	5	3	4	35	70
The Game	4	5	6	6	6	3	7	7	3	47	7	4	6	2	6	4	7	3	6	45	92	3
Sunny	4	8	5	3	7	4	4	7	3	45	4	4	4	4	5	3	6	4	4	38	83	1
Mulder	6	5	7	4	8	4	5	5	5	49	4	6	6	4	7	5	5	5	6	48	97	1
Moz	7	5	5	4	7	5	5	4	3	45	5	4	5	3	6	3	6	5	4	41	86	0
Juice	5	5	6	5	5	5	5	5	4	45	4	5	5	3	7	3	6	4	5	42	87	0
Sutty	5	7	5	4	6	6	5	5	4	47	4	5	5	5	6	4	6	4	5	44	91	0
Gator	7	5	5	3	6	6	6	6	3	47	4	7	6	4	6	3	6	4	4	44	91	0
chill	7	6	5	5	5	6	5	5	4	48	5	5	6	3	6	3	6	5	5	44	92	0
BearCat	7	5	8	3	6	7	3	4	3	46	5	4	6	4	5	4	8	4	8	48	94	0
Boomer	4	6	6	3	7	6	4	5	5	46	5	6	6	4	7	4	6	5	6	49	95	0
Grumpy	5	7	8	5	7	5	3	4	4	48	5	6	6	4	7	5	6	4	7	50	98	0
Chipmein	5	6	7	4	7	6	8	6	3	52	4	5	6	5	6	3	6	4	7	46	98	0
GoHabsGo	5	7	5	5	8	5	6	8	3	52	4	5	5	3	8	5	8	4	6	48	100	0
TwinDad	8	6	5	4	8	6	5	7	4	53	4	5	5	4	8	5	8	4	5	48	101	0
Big Guy	7	6	5	4	6	7	6	5	4	50	6	5	5	3	7	6	7	6	7	52	102	0
Kookie	8	8	8	5	8	6	6	6	6	61	8	8	7	6	7	6	8	5	8	63	124	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0		0	0	1	1	0	0	1	1	0			5
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	1U	2U	3U	4U	5U	6U	5U	6U	7U	8U	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	4	8	5	3	7	4	4	7	3	4	4	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
	8	8	8	5	8	6	6	6	6	8	8	-	-	-	-	-	-	-
												-	-	-	-	-	-	-
RESULT: Sunny wins 8 and 7 Start match at hole:

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