The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

MATCH PLAY CHAMPIONSHIP - C DIVISION: Bubba defeats Buster T and moves on to the next round. Congratulations and good luck.
QUICKSNAP DOGGIE REPORT: There were 6 dogs today each worth 19 bones. Chip me in on hole 3 at 13 feet, Mulder on hole 5 at 10 feet, Cobra146 on hole 8 at 5 feet, Mulder on hole 12 at 8 feet, Intruder on hole 14 at 10 feet and Juice on hole 17 at 4 feet. Thanks Juice for presenting the Doggie Report. It is very appreciated.
BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT: There were 6 skins today each worth 19 bones. Juice on holes 2 and 17, G Baby G on holes 9 and 11 and Knacker on holes 12 and 14. Thanks Grumpy for presenting the Skins report. It is also very much appreciated.
The Hole In One Club has two new members: McDon and Cobra146.
Welcome to our three newest Slammers who played in their inaugural event. McDon, Jeff and Bobby. (we WILL come up with better nicknames for Jeff and Bobby!!)
Average Doggie distance, 8 ft 4 inches. That's throwing darts!!
Cobra146 bought a new pair of shoes at the course. (see third to last quotable.)

Quotables

"I'll trade you clubs....wait....we're both lefties and yours are nicer."
"Danny Devito would play you in the movie."
"I hit it beautifully.".....(ball rolls past cup and on to back fringe)...."Too beautifully."
"Now I have to go over water."...."No you don't."...."Oh you're right....I could go in it."
"Who else can put two balls in the drink and get a 5?"
"I'm going to report you guys, that's harassment." (after handing back doggie balls early)
Stefanie is quoted."Dad I bet you tip well."...."Why do you say that?"...."You just seem like that kind of guy....who would reward people for putting up with you."
"Now I have his autograph....twice."
"Story of my day...walking to the green with a putter and a wedge and a bird craps on the handle of my wedge."
"What's that smell? It smells like crap."...."That's my game."
"Cobra forgot his shoes"
"Holy Crap, a lot of birdie tries, and all short like Pepilepu."
"You're so sensitive."

Sun May 27, 2018

Summary
To all the golfers who bailed because of the rain and got back in late....Great decision. For all the golfers who bailed because of rain and did not get back in. Phhhhttttthhhhhhhhhh. You get a great big Mulder raspberry. The weatherman was wrong again and the 23 golfers who showed up today were treated to some awesome sunshine, a course in great shape and some hot scores to boot. The staff were friendly as always from the marshalls (Including Slammer Shrek) and DMAC the pro. Cart girl was frequently touring and the staff in the clubhouse made some excellent suggestions for the pitcher we ordered. All in all, the Robert Trent Jones Jr. designed course was awesome as always. .............................................................. Mulder out

Stars
	Mulder
	went undefeated beating a fellow D Division golfer and a C Division golfer, shot a nice sub 100 round and caught two doggies and a birdie. Well played!!
	Juice
	is now the new number 1 A after going 3-0, snagging a dog, two skins and a birdie and shot a fantastic round of 78. Motts ain't got Juice. The Slammer Tour has JUICE!!
	Chipmein
	was hot today going 2-1 against some tough B customers but he also snagged a dog and had a birdie. Spactacular!

Onsite Coordinator

Mulder

Stats

Attendance: 24
Scoring Average: 95
Birdie Average: 0.38
Course Rating: 9
Best aspects of course: All around good condition

Kids

The Kids earned $26

Event Fees

ST Member: $79
EG Member: $69
EG Unl. Member: $59

Total for The Kids

2018 total: $712

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
GoHabsGo [C108]	Habib [B81]	WDN	Eugenie [C46]	Bookie [C7]	12
Chipmein [B17]	Skeeter [A23]	13	Eugenie [C46]	Stevie Ray [C5]	13
The Game [B20]	Skeeter [A23]	13	Eugenie [C46]	Potter [C1]	13
Chipmein [B17]	Steel Crazy [B11]	13	Grumpy [D2]	Mulder [C9]	14
The Game [B20]	Steel Crazy [B11]	13	Cobra (r) [B354]	McDon (r) [Unr]	14
Jeff (r) [Unr]	Buster T [C2]	13	Bookie [C7]	Stevie Ray [C5]	15
G-Baby [A153]	Knacker (r) [A9]	13	Grumpy [D2]	GoHabsGo [C108]	15
McDon (r) [Unr]	Intruder [A41]	14	Knacker (r) [A9]	Juice [A8]	17
McDon (r) [Unr]	Pepilepu [A24]	15	Intruder [A41]	Pepilepu [A24]	17
Bobby (r) [Unr]	Buster T [C2]	15	Cobra (r) [B354]	Pepilepu [A24]	17
Juice [A8]	Rulz [A1]	16	G-Baby [A153]	Juice [A8]	18
Bobby (r) [Unr]	Bubba [C16]	16	Skeeter [A23]	Steel Crazy [B11]	18
The Game [B20]	Chipmein [B17]	16	GoHabsGo [C108]	Mulder [C9]	18
Bubba [C16]	Buster T [C2]	16	Bobby (r) [Unr]	Jeff (r) [Unr]	18
Knacker (r) [A9]	Rulz [A1]	17
Jeff (r) [Unr]	Bubba [C16]	17
Stevie Ray [C5]	Potter [C1]	17
G-Baby [A153]	Rulz [A1]	18
Bookie [C7]	Potter [C1]	18
Cobra (r) [B354]	Intruder [A41]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Juice	78	1	0	1	19	2	38	3-0-0	6
The Game	80	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
McDon (r)	80	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Stevie Ray	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Jeff (r)	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Bobby (r)	98	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Mulder	99	1	0	2	38	0	0	2-0-0	4
Chipmein	91	1	0	1	19	0	0	2-1-0	4
G-Baby	80	2	0	0	0	2	38	2-1-0	4
Pepilepu	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Bookie	97	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
GoHabsGo	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Cobra (r)	88	0	0	1	19	0	0	1-2-0	2
Knacker (r)	83	2	0	0	0	2	38	1-2-0	2
Potter	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Bubba	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Skeeter	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Steel Crazy	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-1	1
Intruder	87	0	0	1	19	0	0	0-3-0	0
Rulz	85	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Grumpy	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-2-0	0
Eugenie	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Buster T	109	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Habib	WDN							0-1-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	5	3	5	3	4	4	3	5	36	5	4	3	4	5	3	5	3	4	36	72
Juice	6	5	3	6	4	4	4	3	5	40	5	4	3	4	6	4	5	2	5	38	78	2
G-Baby	4	7	3	5	3	6	4	4	4	40	6	3	4	5	5	3	6	3	5	40	80	2
Knacker (r)	5	8	4	7	3	4	5	5	5	46	5	4	2	6	4	3	5	4	4	37	83	2
The Game	5	7	3	5	3	4	4	4	6	41	6	4	3	4	5	4	5	3	5	39	80	0
McDon (r)	5	6	3	6	3	5	5	3	5	41	5	4	3	5	5	4	5	3	5	39	80	0
Rulz	3	6	3	8	3	5	5	3	5	41	5	5	4	4	6	3	6	5	6	44	85	0
Pepilepu	4	6	3	7	3	5	6	4	6	44	5	6	4	4	5	4	5	3	6	42	86	0
Intruder	4	7	4	5	4	5	5	4	6	44	7	5	5	4	5	3	6	4	4	43	87	0
Cobra (r)	6	6	5	6	3	6	4	3	6	45	6	4	3	6	6	5	5	4	4	43	88	0
Chipmein	3	6	3	8	4	5	4	3	6	42	8	6	3	4	7	4	7	4	6	49	91	0
Stevie Ray	6	7	3	6	4	4	5	3	5	43	8	7	4	6	5	4	6	4	5	49	92	0
Skeeter	6	7	4	8	5	5	4	5	6	50	5	7	3	5	5	3	6	4	6	44	94	0
Steel Crazy	5	6	3	8	4	6	5	3	7	47	8	6	4	6	6	5	6	3	5	49	96	0
Potter	6	7	4	7	3	6	6	5	7	51	5	4	4	5	6	3	6	4	8	45	96	0
Bookie	5	7	4	6	5	5	6	2	7	47	7	8	4	6	6	4	5	4	6	50	97	0
Jeff (r)	7	7	3	7	3	5	6	5	8	51	6	6	3	6	7	4	7	4	4	47	98	0
Bobby (r)	4	6	5	8	3	4	4	3	6	43	8	4	5	6	8	5	6	8	5	55	98	0
Mulder	8	7	5	6	3	6	7	2	6	50	6	5	3	5	8	4	8	5	5	49	99	0
GoHabsGo	5	8	6	6	5	5	6	3	7	51	6	4	5	5	8	3	8	4	7	50	101	0
Grumpy	6	8	4	7	5	7	7	4	7	55	6	4	4	7	8	3	6	3	6	47	102	0
Bubba	7	8	4	8	4	5	5	4	7	52	6	8	3	5	8	3	8	4	5	50	102	0
Eugenie	6	8	5	7	6	8	5	4	8	57	7	4	5	6	6	6	5	4	6	49	106	0
Buster T	7	8	4	8	5	6	4	4	8	54	6	7	4	7	7	6	8	4	6	55	109	0
TOTAL	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	1		0	1	1	0	1	0	0	1	0			6
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
		AS	AS					AS		AS		AS	1U	AS		AS	1U	1U
	6	5	3	6	4	4	4	3	5	5	4	3	4	6	4	5	2	5
	4	7	3	5	3	6	4	4	4	6	3	4	5	5	3	6	3	5
	1U	AS	AS	1U	2U	1U	1U	AS	1U	AS	1U	AS		AS	1U	AS
RESULT: Juice wins on the 18th hole Start match at hole:

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