Notables - Special thanks to Katniss for taking on Dog responsibilities and to Gongshow for managing the Skins. Your volunteerism is very appreciated. Thank you!!
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MATCH PLAY CHAMPIONSHIPS: Today there were three MPC matches. Spud defeated FingZ in their A class MPC rematch. Intruder was victorious over RipZone in the B Class and the ladies D MPC saw Katniss and Gatorette draw. They will reschedule. Good luck to the winners in their next match.
- DOGGIE REPORT: All six par threes were claimed today. Mulder on hole 3 at 4 inches, Gongshow on hole 5 at 6 feet, RipZone on hole 8 at 6 feet, Steel Crazy on hole 12 at 4 feet, Spud on hole 15 at 8 feet and T-Bird on hole 17 at 8 feet. Each dog was worth a cool 19 bones.
- BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT: There were 4 skins today. Mulder on hole 3, T-Bird on hole 9, Shorts on hole 16 and Spud on hole 17. Each skin was worth a hefty 26 bones.
- Dyke played his 100th event and has officially overtaken TwinDad with the statistic of taking the longest time to reach 100. He only took 6216 days. (TwinDad took 4739 days). For his efforts, Dyke will get a Slammer Tour golf shirt.
- Chevy played his 10th event today and for his notable, he will get free entry into the Ottawa Sun Scramble.
- T-Bird potted his 50th career Dog. WOOF WOOF!!
- Auldphart turned 77 the day before this event.
Quotables
- "You shot a 90 and you just turned 77 years old? What? You couldn't shoot your age??"
- "It was marked, it had a cow on it."
- "It was so close we had to use the leash twice."
- "That was "udder"ly ridiculous.
- "When you make putts that long, you don't need to pick them out of the hole yourself.:.....(next hole)"I'm getting tired of picking these out for you."
- "These greens are like Brian Adams face."
- "Nice score. You were an amateur on the front nine and a pro on the back nine."
- "Do you have a bottle of Darbys?"...."No, Why"...."Because then we would have "Terrance" (points to Chip me in)....."Trent" (waves arms to symbolize the Robert Trent Jones course......"Darby" (makes drinking motion.)
- "Ball you ignorant Jane."
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Sat Jul 7, 2018
Summary
23 slammers were treated to a gorgeous sunny event at the Marshes today. The links style course was both awesome and cruel as it rewarded some slammers with great scores and punished others with her long par 5s and dangerous marshes winding throughout the course. But whether we were rewarded or punished, it was abundantly clear this was a great course played on an awesome weather day. GO GOLF!!! ............................................................................................. Mulder out
Stars |
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Mulder |
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was a star point star. 3-0 with a bird but snagged a dog and skin in a big field and almost potted his first hole in one with a 4 inch putt for bird on the third hole. |
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T-bird |
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Was soaring.....with an eagle...and two birds.....it was flocking awesome. Well done my fine feathered friend. Stupendous!! |
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Dyke |
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was undefeated in a very tough group but also played his 100th event....after 18 years on the tour. Fantastic!! |
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Stats
- Attendance: 23
- Scoring Average: 92
- Birdie Average: 0.43
- Course Rating: 8.5
- Best aspects of course: Fairways were fantastic.
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $79
- EG Member: $69
- EG Unl. Member: $59
Total for The Kids
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UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Gongshow [A35] |
Irons [A27] |
14 |
Potter [C9] |
Gator [B18] |
13 |
Steel Crazy [B30] |
Chipmein [B7] |
16 |
GoHabsGo [C110] |
Gator [B18] |
13 |
Steel Crazy [B30] |
ToothFairy [B24] |
16 |
GolfGeek [C48] |
Intruder [A26] |
13 |
GoHabsGo [C110] |
Potter [C9] |
17 |
Potter [C9] |
BearCat [B17] |
14 |
Shorts [B11] |
Chipmein [B7] |
17 |
GoHabsGo [C110] |
BearCat [B17] |
14 |
Dyke [B46] |
FingZ [B10] |
17 |
Chevy [B27] |
Intruder [A26] |
14 |
Mulder [C19] |
Gatorette [C17] |
17 |
Grumpy [D2] |
Mulder [C19] |
14 |
Dyke [B46] |
T-bird [A23] |
18 |
Ripzone [B9] |
Intruder [A26] |
15 |
Dyke [B46] |
Spud [A11] |
18 |
FingZ [B10] |
Spud [A11] |
16 |
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Katniss [D5] |
Mulder [C19] |
16 |
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Grumpy [D2] |
Gatorette [C17] |
16 |
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FingZ [B10] |
T-bird [A23] |
17 |
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T-bird [A23] |
Spud [A11] |
17 |
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ToothFairy [B24] |
Shorts [B11] |
17 |
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Steel Crazy [B30] |
Shorts [B11] |
17 |
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Chevy [B27] |
Ripzone [B9] |
18 |
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GolfGeek [C48] |
Ripzone [B9] |
18 |
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Gator [B18] |
BearCat [B17] |
18 |
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Katniss [D5] |
Grumpy [D2] |
18 |
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ToothFairy [B24] |
Chipmein [B7] |
18 |
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Katniss [D5] |
Gatorette [C17] |
18 |
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Auldphart [C4] |
Gongshow [A35] |
18 |
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GolfGeek [C48] |
Chevy [B27] |
18 |
INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
Mulder |
102 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
19 |
1 |
26 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Shorts |
85 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
26 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Intruder |
82 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Dyke |
84 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Gator |
86 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
BearCat |
87 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
Spud |
82 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
19 |
1 |
26 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Steel Crazy |
85 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Gongshow |
86 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
Ripzone |
91 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Gatorette |
109 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
T-bird |
85 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
19 |
1 |
26 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
GoHabsGo |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Katniss |
112 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-1-2 |
2 |
Chipmein |
87 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
ToothFairy |
88 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
Chevy |
92 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
GolfGeek |
92 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
Grumpy |
111 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
FingZ |
89 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Irons |
90 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-1-0 |
0 |
Auldphart |
90 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-1-0 |
0 |
Potter |
98 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
SKINS |
HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
PAR |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
36 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
36 |
72 |
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Spud |
4 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
43 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
2 |
5 |
39 |
82 |
1 |
Shorts |
4 |
6 |
3 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
43 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
42 |
85 |
1 |
T-bird |
4 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
43 |
85 |
1 |
Mulder |
5 |
7 |
2 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
49 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
53 |
102 |
1 |
Intruder |
4 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
41 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
41 |
82 |
0 |
Dyke |
4 |
8 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
43 |
8 |
4 |
2 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
8 |
3 |
4 |
41 |
84 |
0 |
Steel Crazy |
5 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
47 |
5 |
4 |
2 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
38 |
85 |
0 |
Gator |
5 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
44 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
42 |
86 |
0 |
Gongshow |
4 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
45 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
41 |
86 |
0 |
BearCat |
4 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
42 |
87 |
0 |
Chipmein |
5 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
42 |
87 |
0 |
ToothFairy |
6 |
8 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
46 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
42 |
88 |
0 |
FingZ |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
42 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
47 |
89 |
0 |
Auldphart |
6 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
47 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
43 |
90 |
0 |
Irons |
5 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
44 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
46 |
90 |
0 |
Ripzone |
5 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
7 |
47 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
44 |
91 |
0 |
GolfGeek |
4 |
8 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
45 |
7 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
47 |
92 |
0 |
GoHabsGo |
5 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
48 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
3 |
7 |
45 |
93 |
0 |
Potter |
5 |
7 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
49 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
49 |
98 |
0 |
Gatorette |
8 |
7 |
5 |
8 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
55 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
8 |
54 |
109 |
0 |
Grumpy |
7 |
8 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
8 |
54 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
8 |
4 |
8 |
6 |
7 |
57 |
111 |
0 |
TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
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0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
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4 |
Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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