 Notables - MPC PAIRS MATCH: Chadderbox & Poochie vs Intruder & Stevie Ray with the match determined on the last hole on the last putt as Stevie Ray makes the putt to advance to the next round. 🏌️♂️Wow!
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OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCES: The Star software identified 6 Slammers who played so well as to allocate them enough points tying all 6 for 2nd star. These Slammers are Old Spice, Chip me in, Gator, Stymie and Small Pak all undefeated, with great scores and birdies and/or dogs and skins. OUTSTANDING!!
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SUPER THANKS 👍: to Juice, the assistant director of the Slammer Tour, Ottawa, for the outstanding job as Doggie Master 🐶 and stepping up at the last minute for the super job as Skin Master. MANY MANY THANKS!!
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POP: It was super slow today with reported times at over 5 hours. Lots of public golfers enjoying a summer day of golf!!!
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QUICK SNAP DOGGIES 🐶: 6 par 3s at Marshes and all have DOGGIE winners. The purse is 115 bones with each dog worth 19 bones and 1 bone to the kids. Winners are Chadderbox (#3 @12ft), Small Pak (#5 @4ft), KidsClub (#8 @1inch) Crowbush (#12 @9ft) FrankoFun (#15 @10ft) and Pipeline (#17 @3ft). Suuuuuper Shooting!!!
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BROKER4TICKETS SKINS: 22 birdies and lots of cutoffs! Wow 😲 it was a 4 skin day with so many birdies. Skin winners are Chadderbox, Crowbush, OldSpice and Juice. Each skin is worth 27 bones. So SWEEEEET!!!!!
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STILL #1: Gator and Stymie successfully defending their C1 and B1 ranking beating off all comers with their sticks. WELL DONE!!
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CAPTAIN OBVIOUS: Mid summer conditions after occasional rain and summer heat. SUPER COURSE CONDITIONS with quick and receptive greens, fairways like carpet and rough that is punishing!!! Golfers Love ❤️ It!!!
 Quotables
- Oh sh*t my drive went into the bush.
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That drive was like when you were a teenager...when you go into the bush you pay for the consequences!!
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Are we going to be the SteelCrazy or the CrazySteel on the back 9??
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Ok Stumpy we will have the rubber match the next time we play together!!! The winner takes the condoms!!!
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Sat Aug 4, 2018
Summary
WOW what a glorious Slammer day at the Marshes. It was summer hot momma and at times humid. The course is in outstanding condition with carpet like fairways, and receptive quick greens. 23 Slammers came to play this Robert Trent Jones design. Always a challenging but scorable course, Marshes makes you work for you score. There were 22 birdies scored but an unbelievable 28 Slammer max 8's. But as always the Slammers enjoyed themselves both on the course and on the 19th hole. It's summer golf, baby. Your OC, KC.
| Stars |
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Chadderbox |
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Takes home the 1st star for his performance today. He is playing in the MPC pairs group. He goes undefeated. He has a birdie, takes home 1 of the 4 skins and wins a dog. And this B Slammer registers an A score. Congrats!! |
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Old Spice |
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Has been playing extremely well lately. Old Spice takes down his two fellow A Slammers on the 11th hole and wins both 8 and 7. He scores 3 birdies and wins a skin. His scorecard shows him 2 over for the round. Well done!! |
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Gator |
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Continues to play well in his match play division. He goes 3-0-0 with wins over auldphart, Buster T and GoHabsGo. He registers a birdie and holds onto his rank. Super!! |
| | Onsite Coordinator
Stats
- Attendance: 23
- Scoring Average: 89
- Birdie Average: 0.96
- Course Rating: 9.5
- Best aspects of course:
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $79
- EG Member: $69
- EG Unl. Member: $59
Total for The Kids
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| UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
| Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
| Old Spice [A13] |
Juice [A11] |
11 |
FrankoFun [A19] |
Old Spice [A13] |
11 |
| Stevie Ray [C14] |
Poochie [B37] |
14 |
Poochie [B37] |
Chadderbox [A30] |
12 |
| Chipmein [B16] |
Pipeline [B7] |
16 |
Buster T [C12] |
Gator [B29] |
12 |
| NoCents [B47] |
Pipeline [B7] |
16 |
Boomer [C19] |
Crowbush [B98] |
13 |
| Smallpak [B19] |
Pipeline [B7] |
18 |
Steel Crazy [B23] |
Stymie [B2] |
13 |
|
|
|
Boomer [C19] |
Dizz [C7] |
13 |
|
|
|
Stevie Ray [C14] |
Chadderbox [A30] |
14 |
|
|
|
Poochie [B37] |
Intruder [A32] |
14 |
|
|
|
Stumpy [B11] |
Stymie [B2] |
15 |
|
|
|
Intruder [A32] |
Chadderbox [A30] |
15 |
|
|
|
Auldphart [C4] |
Gator [B29] |
15 |
|
|
|
Stevie Ray [C14] |
Intruder [A32] |
15 |
|
|
|
Dizz [C7] |
Crowbush [B98] |
15 |
|
|
|
Steel Crazy [B23] |
KidsClub [C1] |
16 |
|
|
|
KidsClub [C1] |
Stymie [B2] |
16 |
|
|
|
Steel Crazy [B23] |
Stumpy [B11] |
16 |
|
|
|
FrankoFun [A19] |
Juice [A11] |
17 |
|
|
|
NoCents [B47] |
Smallpak [B19] |
17 |
|
|
|
GoHabsGo [C21] |
Gator [B29] |
17 |
|
|
|
GoHabsGo [C21] |
Buster T [C12] |
17 |
|
|
|
KidsClub [C1] |
Stumpy [B11] |
18 |
|
|
|
Smallpak [B19] |
Chipmein [B16] |
18 |
|
|
|
NoCents [B47] |
Chipmein [B16] |
18 |
|
|
|
HighTee (r) [Unr] |
Crowbush [B98] |
18 |
|
|
|
GoHabsGo [C21] |
Auldphart [C4] |
18 |
|
|
|
Buster T [C12] |
Auldphart [C4] |
18 |
| INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
| Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
|
Chadderbox |
83 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
19 |
1 |
27 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Stymie |
84 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Gator |
93 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
|
Crowbush |
85 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
19 |
1 |
27 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
Chipmein |
85 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-1 |
5 |
|
Smallpak |
86 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Old Spice |
74 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
27 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
|
Intruder |
87 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
Stumpy |
89 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
|
NoCents |
85 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
Auldphart |
97 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-1 |
3 |
|
KidsClub |
93 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Juice |
83 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
27 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
|
Dizz |
87 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
|
Stevie Ray |
93 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
Buster T |
98 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
|
HighTee (r) |
86 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-0-1 |
1 |
|
GoHabsGo |
99 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-1 |
1 |
|
FrankoFun |
84 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
|
Pipeline |
88 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
19 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Steel Crazy |
95 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Poochie |
96 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
|
Boomer |
102 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-2-0 |
0 |
| SKINS |
| HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
| PAR |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
36 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
36 |
72 |
|
| Old Spice |
4 |
6 |
2 |
5 |
2 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
35 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
39 |
74 |
1 |
| Chadderbox |
4 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
42 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
41 |
83 |
1 |
| Juice |
5 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
6 |
42 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
41 |
83 |
1 |
| Crowbush |
6 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
2 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
44 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
4 |
5 |
2 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
41 |
85 |
1 |
| Stymie |
6 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
41 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
43 |
84 |
0 |
| FrankoFun |
5 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
43 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
41 |
84 |
0 |
| Chipmein |
5 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
44 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
41 |
85 |
0 |
| NoCents |
7 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
45 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
40 |
85 |
0 |
| HighTee (r) |
4 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
44 |
7 |
3 |
3 |
4 |
8 |
2 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
42 |
86 |
0 |
| Dizz |
4 |
8 |
3 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
46 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
2 |
4 |
41 |
87 |
0 |
| Intruder |
4 |
7 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
43 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
44 |
87 |
0 |
| Pipeline |
5 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
43 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
2 |
7 |
45 |
88 |
0 |
| Stumpy |
7 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
43 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
46 |
89 |
0 |
| Gator |
6 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
45 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
2 |
8 |
48 |
93 |
0 |
| Stevie Ray |
5 |
8 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
48 |
7 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
45 |
93 |
0 |
| KidsClub |
6 |
8 |
4 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
2 |
6 |
46 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
47 |
93 |
0 |
| Steel Crazy |
5 |
7 |
5 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
6 |
49 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
46 |
95 |
0 |
| Poochie |
6 |
7 |
4 |
8 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
49 |
8 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
7 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
47 |
96 |
0 |
| Auldphart |
6 |
8 |
4 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
49 |
7 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
48 |
97 |
0 |
| Buster T |
4 |
8 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
8 |
51 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
3 |
8 |
47 |
98 |
0 |
| GoHabsGo |
5 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
2 |
8 |
47 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
3 |
7 |
4 |
8 |
52 |
99 |
0 |
| Boomer |
5 |
8 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
49 |
8 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
6 |
53 |
102 |
0 |
| TOTAL |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
|
1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
|
|
4 |
| Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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