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Carleton LoGo

Notables

  • MPC RESULT - B division - Greygoose defeats Bells to move on to face FingZ in round three. This is Bells' second event of the season. Eighteenth of his career. In those 18 he has had an MPC (old life TC) match 13 times. His record as an MPC specialist? Now with today's loss is 10-3.
  • Gussie has an issue about the par on hole four and whether or not she got a birdie. Why don't you all go have a look and see what you see - and do you notice?
  • Speaking about issues - some others have them about tee boxes at Carleton and be assured the management of the Tour are aware and 'looking into it'. Thank you for caring and remember there is a proper way to claim or mention concerns. They will seldom be corrected on the first tee box. At any event - any Slammer is allowed to move back a set of tees.
  • Zoey (#142) and Panda (#143) join the club!
  • WHAT! The 2nd, 5th & 6th star, all beat SteelCrazy / there must be extra points for doing so!
  • OH oh! Grumpy ERRS! IOU 4 doggie (4 bones each) winners.
  • There is no Doggie Master to thank! There is no Skins Master to thank! There is no doggie sponsor to thank! There is no skins sponsor to thank! I thank Make-A-Wish foundation for all they do and gladly threw in my Twonie for whining during the presentation about lack of karma seekers.
  • MILESTONE ALERT - well kind of and only to Grumpy! I hope that Jay doesn't read this! It was predicted before today's matches that Inch would gain a milestone. He didn't get the predicted one BUT in his 125th event he did lose his 300th bone. (can you say 2.53 per).
  • What a great dad! Who is the only Slammer dad that took his daughter to see Taylor swift yesterday?
  • my final notable is that NOW we know how to pronounce the name - check the pages - there has been a spell change and he is rightfully MarkEpon (Mark'ee'pon)

Quotables

  • "His record vs. this group is .115 BUT that will change today." (congrats your 2-1 day has bumped you right up to .21).!
  • "Her profile page states that her hobbies are 'see above'. So I did and it appears that her hobbies are spiders, snakes and liver."
  • "This ten year veteran needs to edit his profile page. I predict that he will earn a milestone today between holes 6-12!" "What's between 6&12?" "7-8-9-10 & 11."
  • "Shades will start the day as A2, and even if he goes 0-3, will wake up tomorrow as A1!"
  • "My ice cream cone is melting!!"
  • "Did you hit yet?" and then he gets the stare down!
  • "You guys can keep her!" "NO WAY man! She scares me!"
Event: Carleton
Sun Aug 5, 2018
Summary
What weather warning? I saw even older guys then me walking today. OK - maybe just Grasshopper. Mark Twain bite your tongue - what a great day for a walk! The staff - the members that we chatted with throughout and people in the neighbourhood make this a very enjoyable course. We arrive and see some old friends here like Woodsy and a little later Lil Muffin (not to be confused with her old name because we now have a new BamBam). Where were Cuba and Pearls? The end of round emergency was solved without any scars - the laptop was recovered and the Old OC was able to get thru star selections manually. The skins report was also handled manually - and the easiest report - doesn't need a laptop but IOU!

Stars
Gussie (r)
Mrs. Greygoose went three and OH and jumped from C107 to C8. She got a birdie (hole four) and also a doggie (hole six) on the way to this stardom. In only her fifth event - she is fitting right in, complaining and being quoted. As soon as she can figure out the challenging - her impressive record will gain her more notoriety. Come back soon Gussie!
T-bird
This bird is among the leaders on Tour for eagles! Today he doubled his birds/event ratio. Today he had 2 of the 13 birdies (even though you may read and think that there were 17). His only two were the only skins. The M-A-W kids thank you for the special math class lesson that one 37 bone skin and one 37 bone skin = 74 bones. NO - the ONE winner does win the 75 bones pot. He successfully defended B2!
Greygoose
Mr. Gussie won his MPC match. Ranked #20, he beat 29 ranked Bells. The win goes down as a 4and3 win. It is the worse defeat for Bells. I wonder if the ClubLink member was trying to prove something toe Hammond member. Now take her home!
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 16
  • Scoring Average: 90
  • Birdie Average: 0.81
  • Course Rating: 9
  • Best aspects of course: some say greens - but I say food!
Kids
  • The Kids earned $26
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $63
  • EG Member: $56
  • EG Unl. Member: $49

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Gussie (r) [C107] The Enigma [A31] 11 The Enigma [A31] BearCat [C6] 12
Greygoose [B37] Bells [B32] 15 MarkEpon (r) [C24] BearCat [C6] 13
Gussie (r) [C107] MarkEpon (r) [C24] 15 Zoey [C58] Grumpy [D2] 13
Gussie (r) [C107] BearCat [C6] 16 Zoey [C58] Panda [D8] 13
Greygoose [B37] Inch [B29] 16 Inch [B29] Shades [A3] 13
Chip me in [B9] Shorts [B3] 18 Grasshopper [D7] Grumpy [D2] 14
Bells [B32] Shades [A3] 15
Steel Crazy [B28] T-bird [A28] 15
Shorts [B3] T-bird [A28] 16
Panda [D8] Grumpy [D2] 17
Zoey [C58] Grasshopper [D7] 17
Steel Crazy [B28] Chip me in [B9] 17
Panda [D8] Grasshopper [D7] 18
Bells [B32] Inch [B29] 18
MarkEpon (r) [C24] The Enigma [A31] 18
Greygoose [B37] Shades [A3] 18
Chip me in [B9] T-bird [A28] 18
Steel Crazy [B28] Shorts [B3] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Gussie (r) 84 1 0 1 20 0 0 3-0-0 6
T-bird 79 2 0 0 0 2 74 3-0-0 6
Grumpy 98 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Shades 81 2 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Greygoose 81 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-1 5
Chip me in 84 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
BearCat 87 1 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Panda 98 0 0 1 20 0 0 1-1-1 3
Grasshopper 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Shorts 84 2 0 1 20 0 0 1-2-0 2
The Enigma 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-2-0 2
Inch 87 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Bells 88 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
MarkEpon (r) 95 1 0 1 20 0 0 0-3-0 0
Steel Crazy 87 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0
Zoey 110 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-3-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 4 5 5 3 4 3 5 37 3 4 3 4 5 4 4 4 5 36 73
T-bird 5 4 3 5 6 4 4 3 4 38 5 4 3 7 5 4 4 5 4 41 79 2
Greygoose 6 5 4 5 6 4 4 3 5 42 3 6 3 4 4 4 5 4 6 39 81 0
Shades 5 5 4 4 4 4 3 4 4 37 4 5 4 5 6 5 5 5 5 44 81 0
Gussie (r) 5 4 5 4 6 3 5 3 6 41 3 4 3 4 8 4 5 6 6 43 84 0
Chip me in 6 4 6 5 5 4 5 3 4 42 3 3 3 6 7 6 5 4 5 42 84 0
Shorts 5 5 5 6 4 3 3 3 5 39 4 5 4 6 5 6 5 5 5 45 84 0
Steel Crazy 6 6 5 6 5 5 5 3 4 45 6 4 3 5 4 4 5 5 6 42 87 0
Inch 6 5 4 5 5 5 4 3 5 42 4 5 5 5 7 4 5 4 6 45 87 0
BearCat 5 5 4 5 5 3 5 4 7 43 3 3 3 6 6 6 6 5 6 44 87 0
Bells 6 5 4 7 5 4 5 5 5 46 3 5 4 5 4 5 4 6 6 42 88 0
Panda 6 4 4 7 7 3 7 3 6 47 3 8 4 5 8 6 5 6 6 51 98 0
Grumpy 5 6 4 5 8 5 5 4 7 49 5 7 3 5 7 5 5 5 7 49 98 0
The Enigma 6 6 7 5 6 4 5 4 7 50 7 4 4 6 5 8 4 7 5 50 100 0
Grasshopper 6 7 6 5 6 6 4 5 7 52 6 8 4 4 7 5 6 6 5 51 103 0
Zoey 8 6 6 8 8 6 6 6 6 60 5 4 4 6 5 7 6 7 6 50 110 0
TOTAL 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
1U 2U 3U 4U 3U 4U 5U 5U 5U 6U 6U 6U 5U 4U 4U - - -
5 4 3 5 6 4 4 3 4 5 4 3 7 5 4 - - -
6 6 5 6 5 5 5 3 4 6 4 3 5 4 4 - - -
- - -
RESULT: T-bird wins 4 and 3 Start match at hole:
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