The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

1st Star Interview: Iron Giant
DOGGIE REPORT: There were 4 dogs today. McDon on hole 3, Juice on holes 7 and 14 and Mulder on hole 16. Each Dog was worth a cool 30 bones.
SKINS REPORT (presented by Katniss, thank you for your volunteerism). There were six skins today. T-bird on holes 8 and 11, Blue on hole 16, Iron Giant on hole 9, Small Pak on hole13 and NK Bear on hole 4. Each skin was worth a tidy 20 bones.
MPC Senior Match between Chef and Blue. Chef was victorious on hole 18. Blue was down 6 with 6 to go and clawed his way back winning five holes. Great match boys. Good luck in the next round Chef.
Zoey netted his 100th career point when he shook hands with Grumpy on hole 18.

Quotables

Starter:"Was that your fourth group?". Mulder:" "Yes why?" Starter: "Because I have been ticking you off." Mulder: "Damn right you're ticking me off!!" (humourously of course)
"The Enigma says Tiger is just like me every second hole."
"That flag is water on the left, and that flag is water on the right so just aim for the flag on the green."
"You passed 13 trees and didn't hit a single one."
"Do you know why there are no golf courses in Israel? Because a good drive can become an international affair."
"My watch says we are 130 from the green"...."My watch says we are 129 from the green."...."Wow my watch says we are 340 from the green."....."So use your driver."
"I am the doggie master."...."You are not MY master."...."Fine....I am not the Bulldoggie master."
"Did I go in the drink?"..."There is a 73.6% chance you did."...."Thank you Lt. Commander Data."

Sat Aug 11, 2018

Summary
Mountain Creek serves the Slammer tour up with first class service EVERY time we play here. Jonathan and his team go above and beyond. From the Slammer special which was (post tax) $25 for pre round breakfast, post round burger platter with fries and a large draught beer to the two pitchers he sent over to our tables after the round, they just treat us so well. The weather was spectacular and for those who recall, when the drought was on, Mountain Creek kept watering to keep the course green from us and we toasted them...."May your ponds ever be full of water." Well they were looking much fuller since the last time we were there so we once again toasted this great course. Thank you for the great service not just for the Slammers but for all golfers in the area. .................................................................... Mulder out

Stars
	Iron Giant
	was huge. He was massive. He had a dream he was a miniature version of a giant. How did he know he was a giant? His pants were size 77. He also shot his pant size, snagged an eagle and went 3-0 in his matches. All this good enough to get him first star honours. Awesome job!!
	Green Arrow
	was superheroic today and hitting the target with almost every shot. He was also undefeated going 3-0, netted a birdie and shot a slick 82. Great stuff Sir.
	NK Bear
	Came SOOOO close to taking down C1. Even though she didn't manage it, she did push it to a draw going undefeated with a 2-0-1 record, snagged a skin and a bird and shot a nice 91. Super round!!

Onsite Coordinator

Mulder

Stats

Attendance: 24
Scoring Average: 90
Birdie Average: 0.58
Course Rating: 10
Best aspects of course: The Greens were a close second to the Mountain Creek Staff

Kids

The Kids earned $51

Event Fees

ST Member: $41
EG Member: $35
EG Unl. Member: $29

Total for The Kids

2018 total: $2,043

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
Green Arrow [B34]	Gator [B31]	13	McDon (r) [A9]	Chef [O7]	11
Rulz [A24]	McDon (r) [A9]	13	Katniss [D5]	Zoey (we remember) [C54]	12
Blue [A20]	McDon (r) [A9]	14	BullDog [C19]	NK Bear [B58]	13
Iron Giant [A29]	T-bird [A27]	15	BullDog [C19]	Papa Malone [C2]	13
Mulder [C27]	BullDog [C19]	17	Katniss [D5]	Gatorette [C26]	13
Gnu [A17]	Juice [A8]	18	The Enigma [B39]	Green Arrow [B34]	13
Smallpak [B9]	T-bird [A27]	18	Auldphart [C7]	Green Arrow [B34]	13
Grumpy [D1]	Gatorette [C26]	18	Katniss [D5]	Grumpy [D1]	14
			Mulder [C27]	NK Bear [B58]	14
			Rulz [A24]	Chef [O7]	15
			Eeyore [B17]	Iron Giant [A29]	15
			Eeyore [B17]	Smallpak [B9]	16
			Smallpak [B9]	Iron Giant [A29]	16
			The Enigma [B39]	Gator [B31]	16
			Auldphart [C7]	Gator [B31]	16
			The Enigma [B39]	Auldphart [C7]	16
			Mulder [C27]	Papa Malone [C2]	17
			Rulz [A24]	Blue [A20]	17
			Blue [A20]	Chef [O7]	18
			NK Bear [B58]	Papa Malone [C2]	18
			Grumpy [D1]	Zoey (we remember) [C54]	18
			Eeyore [B17]	T-bird [A27]	18
			Luvlife [D4]	MsDemeanor [C28]	18
			Zoey (we remember) [C54]	Gatorette [C26]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Iron Giant	77	0	1	0	0	1	20	3-0-0	6
Chef	74	3	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Green Arrow	82	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
NK Bear	91	1	0	0	0	1	20	2-0-1	5
Papa Malone	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Zoey (we remember)	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Blue	76	1	0	0	0	1	20	2-1-0	4
Smallpak	83	1	0	0	0	1	20	2-1-0	4
Gator	92	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Grumpy	93	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Gatorette	94	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Mulder	94	0	0	1	30	0	0	1-2-0	2
T-bird	84	2	0	0	0	2	40	1-2-0	2
Gnu	79	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-0-0	2
Rulz	80	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Auldphart	91	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Luvlife	106	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-0-1	1
MsDemeanor	107	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-0-1	1
Juice	81	0	0	2	60	0	0	0-1-0	0
McDon (r)	86	1	0	1	30	0	0	0-3-0	0
Eeyore	87	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
The Enigma	94	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
BullDog	97	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Katniss	112	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	3	5	4	4	3	4	5	36	4	4	4	4	3	4	3	4	4	34	70
T-bird	5	4	5	5	7	6	4	3	6	45	3	5	4	4	4	5	3	5	6	39	84	2
Blue	4	6	3	5	4	4	3	5	7	41	5	5	4	4	3	4	3	3	4	35	76	1
Iron Giant	4	4	3	5	4	5	4	5	3	37	6	5	4	5	3	4	4	5	4	40	77	1
Smallpak	5	6	3	5	6	5	4	5	6	45	4	5	4	3	3	5	4	5	5	38	83	1
NK Bear	5	6	3	4	6	5	3	5	7	44	4	6	5	5	3	6	4	6	8	47	91	1
Chef	4	3	3	5	4	3	4	4	5	35	4	4	3	5	4	5	5	5	4	39	74	0
Gnu	5	5	2	6	4	4	3	5	6	40	4	4	5	5	4	5	4	4	4	39	79	0
Rulz	5	6	3	5	4	4	5	5	5	42	4	4	3	4	4	6	4	5	4	38	80	0
Juice	5	4	3	5	4	4	3	6	5	39	5	4	6	5	3	5	5	4	5	42	81	0
Green Arrow	6	5	4	6	5	3	3	4	5	41	5	4	5	4	4	5	4	4	6	41	82	0
McDon (r)	6	3	3	6	5	5	4	5	6	43	5	6	5	4	4	5	3	5	6	43	86	0
Eeyore	5	4	4	6	6	5	3	5	4	42	5	4	6	4	5	6	4	4	7	45	87	0
Papa Malone	6	6	4	6	5	5	3	5	5	45	5	4	6	5	6	5	4	5	6	46	91	0
Auldphart	6	5	5	7	6	5	4	6	6	50	4	4	5	6	4	6	3	5	4	41	91	0
Gator	6	6	3	6	6	4	4	6	6	47	4	7	5	5	4	5	3	6	6	45	92	0
Grumpy	4	4	4	6	4	5	4	7	8	46	4	6	4	6	4	6	5	6	6	47	93	0
Gatorette	5	6	2	7	6	6	4	6	8	50	5	5	5	5	4	5	3	6	6	44	94	0
The Enigma	6	6	4	6	6	7	5	6	7	53	5	5	4	4	4	7	3	5	4	41	94	0
Mulder	8	6	4	6	6	5	3	7	5	50	4	7	4	6	4	7	3	5	4	44	94	0
BullDog	6	4	4	6	6	5	5	6	6	48	5	6	7	7	5	4	5	5	5	49	97	0
Zoey (we remember)	8	5	3	5	4	4	4	7	7	47	4	8	5	6	6	5	5	6	5	50	97	0
Luvlife	5	6	5	7	8	8	3	6	8	56	6	8	6	5	3	7	4	4	7	50	106	0
MsDemeanor	6	6	4	8	8	7	4	6	7	56	6	7	6	5	5	6	5	5	6	51	107	0
Katniss	8	8	4	6	7	5	5	6	8	57	5	6	8	6	5	7	6	7	5	55	112	0
TOTAL	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	1	1		1	0	0	1	0	0	0	1	0			6
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
	1U	2U	2U	2U	2U	3U	4U	5U	5U	5U	5U	5U	4U	4U	5U	-	-	-
	4	3	3	5	4	3	4	4	5	4	4	3	5	4	5	-	-	-
	5	6	3	5	4	4	5	5	5	4	4	3	4	4	6	-	-	-
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RESULT: Chef wins 5 and 3 Start match at hole:

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