The Slammer Tour: Event Summary

Notables

DOGGIE REPORT (presented by Pommie, thank you for your volunteerism, it is appreciated.) There were four dogs today. Sutty on hole 5, Stymie on holes 7 and 13 and Pommie on hole 18. Each dog was worth a tidy 23 bones.
SKINS REPORT (presented by Chip me in, thank you for your volunteerism, it is appreciated.). There were 6 skins today. Intruder on holes 1 and 3, Sutty on hole 8, Roesy on hole 9, The game on hole 12 and Boomer on hole 16. Each skin was worth a nice even 15 bones.
MPC MATCH RESULTS: There were three MPC matches today. Stymie advances over Iron Giant in the B division, Roesy advances over The Game in the A division and Zoey advances over Bubba in the D Division. Good luck in your next rounds and congratulations.
All 4 D class golfers in group 3 hit the fairway on the first hole. Some of these guys are good!!
Grumpy put a dog ball on the green on hole 5 and proceeded to hit the wrong ball for an out of hole 7. (OUCH)

Quotables

"Only 150 yards from my eagle."
"They really let the grass grow on this fairway."..."Maybe they should call it a foul way."
"Are you going to take that abuse?"...."It's not abuse. It was an observation."
"I thought I saw your ball but maybe it was a butterfly."...."Keep those in your stomach this round."
(From the ladies group behind us in the club championship after watching Sutty hit a great shot) "Can you switch shirts with me, shave that moustache and play my shots the rest of this round?"
"What's the difference between a good 5 and a bad 5?"..."A good 5 is on a par 5, a bad 5 is on a par 3."
"The cart girl is great. She knew to tuck herself away in the trees for my shot."...."If she was REALLY smart she would park in the middle of the fairway for mine!!"
POMMIE to SUTTY: "You are really working on the 'me's today"
"You got a 5? Did you cheat?"..."What would we do if he said yes?"
"I prefer these close matches to blow outs."..."Agreed, but there IS something to be said about a good old fashioned 10 hole."
"We really enjoyed our black tee privileges."
"The only birdie i had today was the chicken burger."
"Do you know how far Roesy hits his 4 Iron? As far as my driver."...."Oh yeah? Do you know how far Roesy hits his pitching wedge? As far as MY driver."
"He got a par skin."...."It was probably the only par he had today."
Player A: Hey player B, is this your club head cover? (he goes to pick it up). Player C: "No it's mine.". Player A doesn't pick it up and says "Ok".
"Lots" (Mulder comment....If there was "lots' why didn't you write any down??

Sun Aug 12, 2018

Summary
Dragonfly was awesome from the get go. They let their rough grow out for the Club Championship which teed off right after us. It made for some interesting ball searches and even more interesting shots. But it just made the course that much tougher and fun to play. The greens were in awesome shape. The staff was fantastic as always. Sean, TerriLynn, Shawna (Happy Birthday....again) and the rest of the staff all treat us Slammers like family whenever we head up the valley and this trip was no different. I would even thank the groundskeepers because the course is in absolutely fantastic shape. Maybe the best I have ever seen it.

Stars
	Sutty
	Was hitting it as clean as his shave today en route to a 3-0 record. He netted himself a dog, a skin and a bird and shot a nice 89 in tough conditions as the rough was deep today for the DragonFly Club Championships. Awesome play!!
	Stymie
	was laying a Spanky on the others in his Darla-ing foursome. He kept the ball out of the Alfalfa and Buckwheat to shoot an awesome 81. He took down all three of his opponents defending his B1 rank, he won his MPC match, he caught two doggies, caged a bird and was just all round fantastic.
	Zoey (we remember)
	was pushed to the limit in his D Division MPC winning it in an extra hole but he also went undefeated with a 2-0-1 record and he is now the number 1 D class slammer on tour. Magnifico!!

Onsite Coordinator

Mulder

Stats

Attendance: 19
Scoring Average: 93
Birdie Average: 0.68
Course Rating: 9.5
Best aspects of course: Greens

Kids

The Kids earned $33

Event Fees

ST Member: $38
EG Member: $32
EG Unl. Member: $27

Total for The Kids

2018 total: $2,094

UPSETS			DEFENCES
Challenger	Defender	Hole	Challenger	Defender	Hole
GoHabsGo [C23]	Boomer [C21]	14	Big Guy [D7]	Grumpy [D1]	13
GoHabsGo [C23]	Gussie (r) [C8]	14	Moz [A30]	Stymie [B2]	13
Pommie [C10]	Bookie [C3]	16	Boomer [C21]	Grey Goose [B25]	13
Sutty [C13]	Bookie [C3]	16	Big Guy [D7]	Zoey (we remember) [C28]	13
Roesy [A51]	Intruder [A32]	16	The Game [B16]	Roesy [A51]	14
Sutty [C13]	Pommie [C10]	17	Big Guy [D7]	Bubba [C30]	14
Mulder [C19]	Pommie [C10]	17	Chipmein [B4]	Stymie [B2]	14
Mulder [C19]	Bookie [C3]	18	Gussie (r) [C8]	Grey Goose [B25]	14
Chipmein [B4]	Iron Giant [A27]	18	The Game [B16]	Intruder [A32]	15
Moz [A30]	Iron Giant [A27]	18	Iron Giant [A27]	Stymie [B2]	15
			GoHabsGo [C23]	Grey Goose [B25]	15
			Mulder [C19]	Sutty [C13]	17
			Bubba [C30]	Grumpy [D1]	17
			Grumpy [D1]	Zoey (we remember) [C28]	18
			Moz [A30]	Chipmein [B4]	18
			Bubba [C30]	Zoey (we remember) [C28]	18
			Boomer [C21]	Gussie (r) [C8]	18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer	Score	Birds	Eagles	Dogs	Bones	Skins	Bones	Record	Points
Stymie	81	1	0	2	46	0	0	3-0-0	6
Sutty	89	1	0	1	23	1	15	3-0-0	6
Grey Goose	89	1	0	0	0	0	0	3-0-0	6
Zoey (we remember)	101	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-0-1	5
Roesy	78	1	0	0	0	1	15	2-0-0	4
Chipmein	86	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Mulder	94	1	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
GoHabsGo	100	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Grumpy	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	2-1-0	4
Bubba	104	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-1-1	3
Pommie	93	1	0	1	23	0	0	1-2-0	2
Intruder	83	3	0	0	0	2	30	1-1-0	2
Moz	86	1	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
Gussie (r)	102	0	0	0	0	0	0	1-2-0	2
The Game	89	2	0	0	0	1	15	0-2-0	0
Boomer	103	0	0	0	0	1	15	0-3-0	0
Iron Giant	88	1	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Bookie	96	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0
Big Guy	111	0	0	0	0	0	0	0-3-0	0

SKINS
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	OUT	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	IN	TOTAL	SKINS
PAR	4	4	4	4	3	5	3	4	5	36	4	5	4	3	4	5	4	4	3	36	72
Intruder	3	5	3	5	3	5	4	5	5	38	5	6	5	4	5	4	6	6	4	45	83	2
Roesy	4	5	4	5	3	6	3	5	4	39	4	5	4	3	4	5	6	4	4	39	78	1
The Game	5	5	7	4	3	6	4	6	6	46	5	7	3	3	6	4	5	5	5	43	89	1
Sutty	6	5	5	4	3	6	3	3	6	41	7	5	6	4	7	6	5	5	3	48	89	1
Boomer	5	7	7	6	4	8	7	7	5	56	5	5	5	5	6	7	4	4	6	47	103	1
Stymie	4	4	4	6	5	5	3	4	5	40	4	4	5	3	6	7	5	4	3	41	81	0
Chipmein	5	5	5	5	4	5	4	5	6	44	4	5	4	4	6	5	5	6	3	42	86	0
Moz	6	6	5	4	4	6	3	6	5	45	4	6	6	4	4	4	6	4	3	41	86	0
Iron Giant	4	4	6	5	5	4	4	6	5	43	5	5	5	3	6	8	5	4	4	45	88	0
Grey Goose	5	5	6	5	4	5	5	5	7	47	6	4	4	3	5	5	6	5	4	42	89	0
Pommie	5	6	6	6	4	4	3	6	5	45	6	6	5	3	5	8	6	6	3	48	93	0
Mulder	6	5	5	4	4	8	3	5	7	47	6	4	5	5	6	8	5	5	3	47	94	0
Bookie	6	6	6	7	3	5	5	4	6	48	4	6	5	3	7	7	7	5	4	48	96	0
GoHabsGo	5	5	6	5	4	6	4	5	5	45	7	5	5	5	6	7	8	8	4	55	100	0
Zoey (we remember)	5	6	5	7	5	7	5	6	6	52	5	8	6	3	6	6	6	6	3	49	101	0
Gussie (r)	5	6	6	5	5	6	4	6	6	49	6	6	6	5	6	6	8	7	3	53	102	0
Grumpy	5	6	7	4	7	8	4	5	7	53	5	5	5	3	7	8	5	6	5	49	102	0
Bubba	8	7	5	6	4	6	5	6	6	53	7	8	5	4	5	6	5	7	4	51	104	0
Big Guy	8	7	8	4	6	7	4	8	8	60	7	8	6	4	6	5	6	5	4	51	111	0
TOTAL	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	1	1		0	0	1	0	0	0	1	0	0			6
Legend	E	Eagle or Better						B	Birdie		P	Par		G	Bogey or Greater					C	Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18
										AS	1U	2U	3U	4U	3U	3U	-	-
	4	5	4	5	3	6	3	5	4	4	5	4	3	4	5	6	-	-
	3	5	3	5	3	5	4	5	5	5	6	5	4	5	4	6	-	-
	1U	1U	2U	2U	2U	3U	2U	2U	1U	AS							-	-
RESULT: Roesy wins 3 and 2 Start match at hole:

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