Notables - MPC MATCH RESULTS: Pouf defeats Stevie Ray in the Sr. category. Pepilepu defeats GolfGeek in the B category. GolfGeek defeats Poochie in the C category. Shades defeats Chilly in the A category. Good luck in the next round to all the winners.
- DOGGIE REPORT: Thanks Steel Crazy for taking on the Doggie Master responsibilities. Your volunteerism is appreciated and you did an awesome job. There were 4 dogs caught today. Gator on hole 3 (3.5'), auldphart on hole 8 (10'), Shades on hole 13 (33') and Pouf on hole 16 (10.5'). Each dog was worth a cool 25 bones.
- BROKER4TICKETS SKINS REPORT: There were 15 birdies today and 8 were paired off to cut off. But 7 birdies were good for skins. Those were captured by Lane Anker (2 skins) and Pour, Chilly, NoCents, Charlie, and MsDemeanor each had 1 skin. The skins were worth a tidy 14 bones each. Congrats.
- We initiated two new slammers today. Lane Anker and Tasker joined the tour for their first event. Welcome to the tour gentleman!!
- MsDemeanor earned her 100th point when she shook hands with both Gatorette and AliG on 18 making her the 228th player to reach this milestone.
- Mulder paid Pouf $20 on the practice green before the round. Why you ask? Because Pouf netted a dog at Cedarhill on September 3rd, 2017 but left early. Mulder had been holding it since then. (had it been invested in a 9 month GIC, Mulder might have handed over an estimated $20.85.
- A turtle attacked Mulder's ball on 13.(see photo below)
Quotables
- "We would have given the course a 10, but the holes were too small."......"I saw your group's scores....the holes were definitely not too small."
- "you are leading her, she is leading me and I am leading you.....It's like a Mexican standoff...or should I say a Mexican $5 off."
- "You landed near that small tree with the white bark."....."Son of a Birch!!!"
- "Why is it everytime you wait to hit because you are afraid you may reach the group in front you end up chunking the ball?"
- "It's been a bad day. I had a flat. I stepped in dog crap and my youngest passed their driver's license exam."
- "That was a turtle inspired shot!"
- "Usually I smell the skunk before I see or hear him."
- "Wow, you almost drove the green where the group in front is."...."Don't worry, dad is in that group and I warned him already."
- "Hey you Anti Social Slammers."...."Wow, what's the acronym for that?"...."Hey you ASS's!!"
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Sat Jul 28, 2018
Summary
It was a ridiculously awesome day at eQuinelle. The sun was out most of the round. It was scheduled to rain but we only felt a few drops halfway through the back 9. 20 slammers made their way around a course in pristine shape. Kudo's to the superintendent. The course was so great, almost everyone beat their scoring medians today and some by a nice margin. You have to go play eQ when you get a chance. This year it may be the best condition I have ever seen it. And to top it all off, the OC was happy to see Kim working in the club house. She is one of the few servers who knows how to make a mintless diet mojito.... aka ..... A "Mulder". ........................................................................... Mulder out
Stars |
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Gator |
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was in a trance today. He rolled in 11 pars en route to going 3-0, catching himself some dogmeat and scoring a ridiculously awesome 82. Not only that but he should wake up tomorrow the new number 1 C class golfer on the tour!!
Fanstastico!!!! |
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Pepilepu |
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wasn't smelling up anything today. He was also shooting out the lights with 10 pars and 2 birds while going 3-0. He also took down his competition in the B class MPC match. Awesome!!! |
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Auldphart |
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was playing like a young whiprsnapr today. He went 2-1, but got himself a bird and a dog and upset the top C class player today. Magnifico!! |
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Stats
- Attendance: 20
- Scoring Average: 88
- Birdie Average: 0.75
- Course Rating: 9.5
- Best aspects of course: Greens
Kids
Event Fees
- ST Member: $67
- EG Member: $57
- EG Unl. Member: $47
Total for The Kids
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UPSETS |
DEFENCES |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Challenger |
Defender |
Hole |
Auldphart [C11] |
Charlie [C2] |
15 |
Steel Crazy [B19] |
Pouf [A4] |
12 |
Stevie Ray [C12] |
Steel Crazy [B19] |
15 |
Poochie [B34] |
Pepilepu [A27] |
13 |
HELFM [B33] |
Steel Crazy [B19] |
15 |
GolfGeek [C55] |
Pepilepu [A27] |
14 |
NoCents [B44] |
Poochie [B34] |
15 |
Bookie [C4] |
Gator [B28] |
14 |
GolfGeek [C55] |
Poochie [B34] |
16 |
Charlie [C2] |
Gator [B28] |
15 |
Tasker (r) [Unr] |
Lane Anker (r) [Unr] |
16 |
Auldphart [C11] |
Gator [B28] |
15 |
Shades [A8] |
Chilly [A5] |
17 |
GolfGeek [C55] |
NoCents [B44] |
16 |
Bookie [C4] |
Charlie [C2] |
17 |
NoCents [B44] |
Pepilepu [A27] |
16 |
Auldphart [C11] |
Bookie [C4] |
18 |
MsDemeanor [C26] |
Mulder [C22] |
16 |
MsDemeanor [C26] |
Ali G [A40] |
18 |
Stevie Ray [C12] |
HELFM [B33] |
17 |
Gatorette [C24] |
Mulder [C22] |
18 |
Ali G [A40] |
Mulder [C22] |
17 |
MsDemeanor [C26] |
Gatorette [C24] |
18 |
Ali G [A40] |
Gatorette [C24] |
17 |
INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS |
Slammer |
Score |
Birds |
Eagles |
Dogs |
Bones |
Skins |
Bones |
Record |
Points |
Gator |
82 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Pepilepu |
78 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
3-0-0 |
6 |
Auldphart |
86 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
NoCents |
85 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
14 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
MsDemeanor |
97 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
14 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
HELFM |
86 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-0-0 |
4 |
Mulder |
96 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Gatorette |
102 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2-1-0 |
4 |
Pouf |
77 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
1 |
14 |
1-0-0 |
2 |
Shades |
79 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
25 |
0 |
0 |
1-0-0 |
2 |
Stevie Ray |
86 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-1-0 |
2 |
GolfGeek |
87 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Bookie |
89 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-2-0 |
2 |
Tasker (r) |
89 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1-0-0 |
2 |
Lane Anker (r) |
91 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
2 |
28 |
0-1-0 |
0 |
Chilly |
82 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
14 |
0-1-0 |
0 |
Charlie |
91 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
14 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Steel Crazy |
92 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Poochie |
94 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
Ali G |
100 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0-3-0 |
0 |
SKINS |
HOLE |
1 |
2 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
7 |
8 |
9 |
OUT |
10 |
11 |
12 |
13 |
14 |
15 |
16 |
17 |
18 |
IN |
TOTAL |
SKINS |
PAR |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
36 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
36 |
72 |
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Lane Anker (r) |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
49 |
4 |
7 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
42 |
91 |
2 |
Pouf |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
37 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
40 |
77 |
1 |
Chilly |
5 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
43 |
3 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
39 |
82 |
1 |
NoCents |
5 |
3 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
44 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
5 |
41 |
85 |
1 |
Charlie |
3 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
8 |
5 |
4 |
8 |
50 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
41 |
91 |
1 |
MsDemeanor |
5 |
6 |
3 |
7 |
7 |
8 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
53 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
44 |
97 |
1 |
Pepilepu |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
40 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
3 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
38 |
78 |
0 |
Shades |
4 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
40 |
4 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
39 |
79 |
0 |
Gator |
5 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
4 |
38 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
7 |
44 |
82 |
0 |
Stevie Ray |
6 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
46 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
40 |
86 |
0 |
HELFM |
5 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
45 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
41 |
86 |
0 |
Auldphart |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
44 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
2 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
5 |
5 |
42 |
86 |
0 |
GolfGeek |
5 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
45 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
6 |
42 |
87 |
0 |
Bookie |
5 |
4 |
3 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
7 |
44 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
6 |
45 |
89 |
0 |
Tasker (r) |
6 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
46 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
43 |
89 |
0 |
Steel Crazy |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
45 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
5 |
5 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
47 |
92 |
0 |
Poochie |
5 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
5 |
7 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
48 |
6 |
5 |
4 |
4 |
4 |
7 |
5 |
5 |
6 |
46 |
94 |
0 |
Mulder |
5 |
4 |
4 |
5 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
4 |
6 |
44 |
6 |
8 |
6 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
3 |
5 |
7 |
52 |
96 |
0 |
Ali G |
5 |
4 |
5 |
8 |
6 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
52 |
6 |
6 |
4 |
5 |
3 |
4 |
7 |
6 |
7 |
48 |
100 |
0 |
Gatorette |
4 |
7 |
4 |
8 |
5 |
6 |
8 |
4 |
5 |
51 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
7 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
5 |
6 |
51 |
102 |
0 |
TOTAL |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
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1 |
0 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
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7 |
Legend |
E |
Eagle or Better |
B |
Birdie |
P |
Par |
G |
Bogey or Greater |
C |
Cut-off birdie |
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