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Notables

  • MPC match results in the SENIOR division. A pair of the young seniors competed and #1 seed Chef defeated #4 P-Diddy 2and1 to advance to the final.
  • PACE of PLAY. It sure is a relative term isn’t it? Five sheets are handed in and all comment about pace. We go from “where is everyone?” from the threesome that led … to a little slow, to 4:10, to good pace. In golf it is just like in life – IT SURE IS HARD TO please everyone.
  • You know that you are old when auldphart calls you Mr.
  • MILESTONES – Hole eight … P-Diddy gets his 25th career birdie. Two holes later he starts his next 25. Mulder draws with Potter and it is the third time in their 16 matches, but today’s is the 44th time that a Slammer has ‘kissed his sister(tie)’ half a century of times. That’s right Mulder now has 50 career draws.
  • Grumpy was the 16th Slammer to be introduced today but the first one to have lost to all three of his opponents.
  • We all know that it is an honour to fill out the sheet after the round. We know that the person handed it at the beginning isn’t always the one to return it. Group four today the sheet was handed to Zoey, he lost to 3wd and gave him the sheet to fill out. He graciously showed the rookie how to do it “Hey Zoey how many times have you filled out one of those?” “Once!”

Quotables

  • "Maybe you can do our introductions now (they were in last group because one of them was doggy master - and the OC goes in second last group), while I am still #1 C."
  • "He only beat a bunch of As!"
  • "You have a two iron? I have never seen one, except in a museum." "Not only does he have one - he can hit one." To which Chef chimes in quoting Lee Trevino a bit "If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron." (a 1 or a 2 - we can let Chef get away with that!)
  • “Eeyore is playing his 25th career event! Here at Mountain Creek, that is.”
  • “Greetings from the interior!”
  • “Highball is playing his third event but I can’t tell you anything about him. Go fix your profile page after this group of veterans shows you how on the 19th hole.” Did they? Go see Charlie’s profile page where he writes ‘Happy wife Happy life’. I suggest this for you to go along with your bailing reason for the Tuesday event.
  • “He is the only Slammer to start his career in Ireland” (on Slammer Tour). Yes a couple of others have started there but haven’t continued when they returned home.
  • “He is playing despite having been sick all last week. Are you OK? Why are you shaking?” “Because I am playing Chef!”
  • “Say hello to the D club champion!” pause “Now say goodbye as tomorrow he graduates to the C division.”
  • “What is Grumpy doing?” “He looks like an air traffic controller.”
  • “Leakin oil, coming in!”
  • “If this leather seat gets any colder, I am going home with hemorrhoids!”
  • Bookie throws a toonie in for the kids “I didn’t get that many, but here.”
  • “Helen will be so proud.” “She has moved on.”
  • “I thinned it one groove more.” “blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!”
  • “Hey Bookie, did you defend?” “I did!” “See you Tuesday!” “just for you we let him keep his C1.”
Event: Mountain Creek
Sun Sep 30, 2018
Summary
We are back at the Creek for the tenth time this season and so far there have been 190 Slammer rounds played here. Out of that 190 – know how many complaints that there were? That’s right, NONE! Welcome back to the house that likes to host the Tour! Always going out of their way to accommodate. Slammer specials, many favours – the occasional ‘throw in’. What more can be said? Oh then again there is Gregory riding around in a cart and NOT working. He promised good weather, but we did have to put our jackets on once for a short period. Thanx again Jonathan! I know that I am not Mulder but I did try my best, he does have BIG shoes to fill.

Stars
Bookie
With 12 starpoints, he is our first star. He beat three fellow C division players and each time that you beat someone in your division = 3 points. That is his first nine! Then his dog earned him an additional two points in this field. Did you see his score? That B class score gained him another 1 point and those 12 makes him #1 star - now go look at the first quotable and when you continue reading the quotables - he should have extra starpoints for either making them or being the cause of them. "Yes sir, we will be done the presentations soon!"
Chef
This Open player defeated three Slammers from the A division, and those wins are worth a pair of points each. Go see the second quotable attributed to Juice. Chef also had a skin (1), and a dog (1). That subtotal is eight and his additional pair of points was for winning his MPC match vs that other young senior P-Diddy. For those of you following at home - YES Chef did have two birdies but in this field that garnered him ZERO points (sorry Chief - no sympathy from this OLD OC!). "Watch your fries!"
3wd (r)
3wd is playing his 3rd event and is now 3*! Three wins - all over three D opponents that he has played two Sundays in a row without a loss. Today he was all primed to leave his first doggy ball on a green. You all remember three jacking a doggy! That third quotable is talking about 3wd, whose 5 wins and a draw and in particular today's score, shall keep your membership in THIS division pretty short lived. "Thanks for the fries!"
Onsite Coordinator
  • Grumpy
Stats
  • Attendance: 19
  • Scoring Average: 89
  • Birdie Average: 0.47
  • Course Rating: 8.5
  • Best aspects of course: fall conditions without leaves and GREAT GREENS!
Kids
  • The Kids earned $28
Event Fees
  • ST Member: $39
  • EG Member: $33
  • EG Unl. Member: $27
Total for The Kids

UPSETS DEFENCES
Challenger Defender Hole Challenger Defender Hole
Pommie [C12] Auldphart [C8] 13 Dawn Beech (r) [Unr] Pommie [C12] 11
Stymie [B9] Skeeter [A35] 15 Highall (L) (r) [A7] Chef [O5] 14
Eeyore [B13] Skeeter [A35] 16 Big Guy [D7] Zoey (we remember) [C31] 14
P-Diddy [A21] Highall (L) (r) [A7] 17 Big Guy [D7] 3wd (r) [D1] 14
3wd (r) [D1] Zoey (we remember) [C31] 18 Eeyore [B13] Stymie [B9] 15
Dawn Beech (r) [Unr] Auldphart [C8] 15
Mulder [C15] Bookie [C4] 16
P-Diddy [A21] Juice [A3] 16
Big Guy [D7] Grumpy [D2] 16
P-Diddy [A21] Chef [O5] 17
Juice [A3] Chef [O5] 17
Highall (L) (r) [A7] Juice [A3] 17
Mulder [C15] Gator [B39] 17
Gator [B39] Bookie [C4] 18
Potter [C9] Bookie [C4] 18
Mulder [C15] Potter [C9] 18
Potter [C9] Gator [B39] 18
Grumpy [D2] Zoey (we remember) [C31] 18
Grumpy [D2] 3wd (r) [D1] 18

INDIVIDUAL PLAYER STATS
Slammer Score Birds Eagles Dogs Bones Skins Bones Record Points
Chef 77 2 0 1 21 1 15 3-0-0 6
Bookie 89 0 0 1 21 0 0 3-0-0 6
3wd (r) 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 3-0-0 6
Juice 81 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-1-0 4
Stymie 83 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Pommie 86 0 0 0 0 0 0 2-0-0 4
Gator 91 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Zoey (we remember) 93 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
Grumpy 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-1 3
P-Diddy 80 2 0 0 0 1 15 1-2-0 2
Eeyore 85 1 0 0 0 1 15 1-1-0 2
Potter 92 1 0 0 0 0 0 0-1-2 2
Auldphart 95 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-1-0 2
Mulder 94 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-1 1
Highall (L) (r) 83 1 0 1 21 0 0 0-3-0 0
Big Guy 103 0 0 1 21 0 0 0-3-0 0
PriorJock 79 2 0 0 0 2 30 0-0-0 0
Skeeter 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0
Dawn Beech (r) 103 0 0 0 0 0 0 0-2-0 0

SKINS
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 OUT 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 IN TOTAL SKINS
PAR 4 4 3 5 4 4 3 4 5 36 4 4 4 4 3 4 3 4 4 34 70
PriorJock 5 4 5 4 4 5 4 4 7 42 4 4 5 4 4 4 3 3 6 37 79 2
Chef 4 5 4 7 5 4 3 4 6 42 4 4 4 5 2 3 4 4 5 35 77 1
P-Diddy 4 5 4 6 5 4 4 3 6 41 3 5 5 6 4 5 3 4 4 39 80 1
Eeyore 6 5 5 6 4 4 4 4 6 44 5 5 7 5 3 4 2 5 5 41 85 1
Juice 6 4 4 6 4 4 4 5 5 42 5 6 4 5 3 4 3 4 5 39 81 0
Highall (L) (r) 5 5 3 7 6 4 3 3 7 43 5 6 5 5 3 5 3 4 4 40 83 0
Stymie 5 5 3 6 5 5 4 4 5 42 4 4 5 4 5 4 4 5 6 41 83 0
Skeeter 7 6 3 6 4 4 4 4 6 44 5 6 6 5 4 5 4 5 4 44 88 0
Bookie 7 6 4 5 5 5 4 5 7 48 4 5 4 6 3 5 3 7 4 41 89 0
Gator 6 5 5 7 6 5 5 6 6 51 5 4 5 5 3 5 3 5 5 40 91 0
Potter 6 5 4 5 7 6 4 5 6 48 5 6 7 6 2 5 3 5 5 44 92 0
3wd (r) 6 7 4 5 6 6 4 6 6 50 5 5 5 5 4 6 3 5 5 43 93 0
Mulder 5 4 5 7 7 5 4 4 6 47 5 5 6 6 4 6 3 6 6 47 94 0
Auldphart 8 5 4 6 6 6 4 5 6 50 5 6 5 5 4 6 4 5 5 45 95 0
Grumpy 6 7 4 5 4 5 3 8 8 50 6 7 6 5 4 5 4 4 6 47 97 0
TOTAL 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 5
Legend E Eagle or Better B Birdie P Par G Bogey or Greater C Cut-off birdie

PLAYER MATCHES
HOLE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
4 5 4 7 5 4 3 4 6 4 4 4 5 2 3 4 4 5
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